Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Joe Hickman, Copyright 2005 read full article) |
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Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Dean Phillips  |
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| Article Title :: Pay-Per-Click Fraud Exposed--Part II |
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| According to Andy Jones, a member of the Best Practices Search Engine Forums, fraudulent clicks are just another aspect of the business. "Any of us that use AdWords or any other PPC has to pay for a certain percentage of fraudulent clicks," he said in a forum discussion. "I factor it in as a cost of doing business." Can you believe that? In other words, he's saying, I know the pay-per-click companies are stealing my money, but it's okay, because I've considered that fact ahead of time.Unfortunately, that mentality is pervasive among pay-per-click advertisers. No wonder the pay-per-click companies aren't making stopping pay-per-click fraud a top priorit (read full article) |
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Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: The Epic  |
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| Article Title :: 50 Ways to Say No To Sex and 50 Ways to Get Around Them |
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| There's a lot of stupid assed speakers and such in my school that come and talk to us about sex and saying no.Bullshit I say,they hand out papers with 50 ways to say no to sex.Being the nice guy I am I came up with 1 way to get around each of those sayings.Some of these were actually taken from the paper given.They're fucking retarded.So without further bullshit...50 Ways to Say No to Sex and 50 ways to get around them.1."I just had my hair done"-Giving me a blow job won't mess your hair up at all.2."I don't feel good."-You know they say eating penis helps with sickness.3."I don't want to get pregnant."-You can't get pregnant from a little anal.4."Don't y (read full article) |
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Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Jeff Mulligan  |
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| Article Title :: Invest In More Than Business Opportunities |
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| One of the most important attitudes you can have is the willingness to invest in yourself and your knowledge.This is quite different from investing in "opportunities" to make money.Investing in yourself means you are building skills that you can use in your life. Within the context of internet marketing, investing in yourself means spending money and time on materials that get you ducated on this business.It may be marketing, site design, copy writing, email campaigns, search engines or any other topics. There's no shortage of information. In fact, I often say that information overload is our #1 occupational hazard.Still, you can't stick your head in the sand (read full article) |
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Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Rubin  |
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| Article Title :: A dog's guide to... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking |
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| I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark A LOT. So, whattya gonna do about it? Well, if you’re Amber and Terry, you’re going to do NOTHING about it. Ain’t nobody going to silence the Rubinman, you know what I’m sayin’? If you’re NOT Amber and Terry, though (i.e. you’re smart) and you want to know how to get your dog to just freakin’ shut up once in a while, here’s what you need to know…Why is your dog barking?I’ll be honest here: I bark because I like it. And because it gets me some attention. I’m all about the attention. Now, you coulda probably guessed about the attention thing, but the fact that we actually ENJOY it? Who knew?It’s true, thou (read full article) |
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Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Mike Stanton-Rich  |
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| Article Title :: Fly The Friendly Skies |
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| I have decided that every day you travel is an opportunity for humor. My recent travel experiences might be just what an aging comic needs to revive his career.It started with arrival at the airport, where nobody was in communication with the other. The guy at door tells me I can't check-in with him because I have the wrong ticket, so he sends me to line 3. Line 3 tells me that I can't go there because it is for international passengers only. He tells me that the guy at the curb should have handled it. I explained that I was not going back to the door, so he proceeds to show me a phone that will do just as good. That was rather simple, but of course the woman at the other end asks me (read full article) |
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Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: AAA-Collectables  |
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| Article Title :: A Few Tips On Comic Book Bags |
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| Comic Book Backing Boards come in different thicknesses and acid-free properties. The basic purpose for using a backing board is to give the comic some stiffness, which helps keep the comic pages from bending, creasing or wrinkling. When a backing is placed in the center of the comic it protects the comic book spine from crushing. The second purpose for using a backing board in a comic is its potential to neutralize acid in the comic book paper. Acid in the paper that the comic is printed can cause the deterioration of the comic. Using an acid-free backing in your comic can potentially trap and neautralize acid in the paper. The three types of comic backing boards we offer (read full article) |
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