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Author :: Michael Russell  |
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| Article Title :: Humor - Stupid Questions |
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| One of the most common forms of humor is in asking questions, that when you think about them, make no sense. Oh, the questions themselves make sense all right. It's the things that they are questioning that make no sense when you really sit down and ponder the situation. We're going to ponder some of the more common ones that philosophers have been wrestling with for years and still haven't found an answer to. It is doubtful any answers will be found here as well.For example, why do people go to a McDonald's, order a Big Mac, large fries, apple pie and then insist on getting a diet soft drink? When you think about it, what sense does this really make? The Big Mac alone has close t (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Michael Russell |
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| Article Title :: Humor - No Sense Of |
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| You've heard the old phrase, "No sense of humor". We use it every time we tell somebody a joke and they don't laugh. Maybe you've just witnessed something funny, like a person tripping over a step stool and tumbling to the ground. You bust out in laughter but you friend, standing right next to you and seeing the same thing that you just saw, has absolutely no reaction whatsoever. You stare at your friend in disbelief. How could he not laugh at something like that?Why people laugh at certain things and not at others is as mystery to everyone. If it weren't, sitcoms would never fail. Every show that ever hit the tube with the intention of making us laugh would be an instant hi (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Leeuna Foster |
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| Article Title :: Thighway Robbery |
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| Spring has finally returned to our neck of the woods.I love Spring time. I look forward to it more with each passing year. I usually start counting down the days right after Christmas. Winter doesn’t seem that long if you do it that way.Yesterday the temperatures were in the mid-seventies, so I decided to shed my jeans, put on my bathing suit and start to work on my tan.That’s when I discovered that a horrible crime had been committed sometime during the long winter.When I looked at my reflection in the mirror I screamed like a panther.Somebody had stolen my legs!They had been replaced by a pair of legs that, I swear, belonged to a chicken at (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Leeuna Foster |
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| Article Title :: The Funny Thing About Humor |
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| Did you ever have one of those days?The kind where you can't see the humor in anything, no matter how hard you try?That's how my day started out. I got out of bed (that was my first mistake) at 7 am. After fifty cups of coffee and 49 trips to the bathroom, I sat down to the computer to write.It wasn't happening. I think I wrote the same paragraph fourteen times, juxtaposed, rewrote, edited, deleted, added more words, then deleted everything and began again.I wonder if Erma Bombeck ever had that problem. She was always funny. My lips always began to curve upward the moment I spotted her byline at the top of her column.I wonder if other humorists have (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Leeuna Foster |
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| Article Title :: O The Price of Biscuits and Gravy |
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| Hey, does anybody out there have diabetes?Well, if you're shaped like a pear and you're from the South where the three main food groups are flour, sugar and lard, (pronounced shortening for you Northern folk) then you have a good chance of developing it.It ain't no picnic, and about as aggravating as a loose tooth.I wasn't always round. I was a very skinny child, all hair and eyeballs. I have naturally curly hair and my mama refused to let me cut it until I was thirty or there abouts. You could have drawn big round eyes on a rag mop and stood us up side by side and we would have been twins.I ate what everyone else ate, but I stayed skinny, all the way through (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Leeuna Foster |
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| Article Title :: The Morning Glory People |
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| Oh my, how I envy those Morning Glory People.They are the ones who wake up before the rooster crows, stretch like a cat, jump out of bed and into the shower and then into their clothes. In ten minutes tops they have the beds made and breakfast on the table. Five minutes later they're dancing out the door like Dorthy on her way to see the Wizard. I hate these people. I'm green with envy.Me? It takes me longer than that to hear the alarm going off. I get out of bed looking like the female version of Kramer. On my good mornings I might have on one slipper. Trying not to stretch anything, I walk into the walls and bang my elbows on every door frame on the way to the kitchen. (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Lance Winslow |
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| Article Title :: All the People Who Ate Meat on Friday Went to Hell |
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| For Centuries the Catholic Church forbid people from eating meat on Fridays and so no one ate meat, instead they ate something else. Now that the Pope changed the rules a few decades ago one has to wonder if indeed it is fair to all the people who previously went to hell for eating meat on that day.I mean there they are stuck in hell for something that is no longer against the rules, says the little hunched over guy in the funny “B-Movie” type Wardrobe and cruises around in a silly little Pope Mobile. Nevertheless, now that the rules have changed, I propose we organize a multi-lateral Coalition of the greatest nations on Earth with the greatest military and form a rescue missio (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Matt Allen |
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| Article Title :: Mother's Day Card Observation |
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| This Mother's Day season opened my eyes to something I never really paid attention to before. It had nothing to do with crowded restaurants, picked over pastries at the grocery store, or the piles of advertisments claiming to be the perfect Mother's day gift. This really had nothing to do with the day to speak of. I noticed something interesting about myself.
I suck at personalizing greeting cards.
For whatever reason, I have always thought it necessary to add my own little message at the bottom of a card. Not because I don't think the good people at American Greetings do an adequate job capturing the moment on embossed cardboard, but because I want to make the card (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: John T Jones, Ph.D. |
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| Article Title :: Top Ten Reasons David Letterman Visits the Hello Deli and Rupert Jee |
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| Those of you who watch David Letterman enjoy Dave’s frequent visits to the Hello Deli. The Deli is owned by Rubert Jee. Rupert is a graduate of City College with a degree in economics. His parents are Chinese but Rupert is all American as he was born in the United States.Rupert says that he has always dreamed about owning a delicatessen. His dream came true, but he never expected the notoriety that David Letterman has delivered.Rupert has a web site: http://www.hello-deli.com/ There you can learn how to order a sweatshirt, a baseball cap, or a cup for your morning coffee. You can even e-mail Rupert at rupert@hello-deli.comSome of you have probably wondered about Dav (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Leeuna Foster |
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| Article Title :: I Heart Dave Barry |
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| I made a huge mistake the other day. (Yes, even I, in all my perfection, am capable of making one of these...)I was surfing around, minding my own business when, all of a sudden, I came upon it. A HUMOR SITE! And let me tell you, it was like when people say they become addicted to cocaine after just one snort?! I couldn't leave the site.I've been hanging out there ever since, reading everything in site, even the copyright notice and the source code.I can't help myself. After that first article that caused me to spray coffee through my nostrils and all over the screen, I was addicted. Now every morning I have to go there and get a fix before I can start my day. My work (read full article) |
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