 Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: By S. Joan Popek  |
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| Article Title :: Zombie, and Other Assorted Un-dead Types |
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The most notable feature of zombies and other dead things is
that they are not very smart. Something happens to their logical
thinking process in the nether world just before they rise again
to terrorize their chosen hero and heroin. Speaking of heros,
have you noticed that there is always one of each gender of
hero/heroin–male and female–everyone else is always killed off
so they can be alone. Romantic, right? And they always kiss at
least once and usually during the most dangerous time, when in
real life they would both be having a hard time just keeping
their quivering kidneys in check. I know if a dead thing was
chasing me, I’d definitely have an urgent need for the closest
powde (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Kwame DeRoche |
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| Article Title :: Friends -- With Benefits |
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We've all been there. That long, seemingly endless drought
during which time you get no play. No action. No sweet lovin'.
The dating life is mediocre, and you've got no prospects. But as
we've proven time and time again, we're a resourceful bunch.
Many take matters into their own hands. In the Appalachians,
many fall into the arms of a sexy sibling. But there's a number
of us that decide to try… 'Friends with benefits.'
Yeah, that old song. You start workin' your mojo on your
friends. And try to stay friends. And, it usually ends in
disaster.
FWB finds its origins in some breakup many years ago. The guy,
sick of all her crap yet still lusting for her body, voiced a
proposal. An agreem (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Jim Henderson |
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| Article Title :: Put Down That pencil |
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You’re surrounded, commanded the booming metallic voice from
outside. Give yourself up!
The occupant inside the barricaded room defiantly replies, I’m
not giving up!
Moments later a squad a black uniformed men in combat boots
burst into the room amid a shower of splinters. The remnants of
the door lay in pieces under their feet. Every man’s rifle is
pointed at the “suspect”.
Stand back, he menaces threateningly! I’ve got a weapon. I’ve
used it before and if I have to, I’ll use it again. Brandishing
a pencil, he waves it about wildly. Another pencil is tucked
behind his ear. The swat team freezes. It’s their worst
scenario, the one they dread the most, a deranged “writ (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Jim Henderson |
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| Article Title :: I Own A Dog |
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I own a dog, or to be more precise, a four-legged fur-covered
food processor (food goes in one end and out the other). Several
considerations have prompted me to reexamine its’ purported
reputation as mans’ best friend. Dog ownership, like everything
else, has become more complicated since the first canine showed
up at a cave looking for a handout. Take veterinary care for
instance. Our pets are entitled to a more sophisticated level of
health care than existed in the entire world at the turn of the
century. Or training devices like electronic dog shock collars
(currently not available for children). The difference is
apparent even in something so trivial as dog food. From bones
and tab (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Dave Bealer |
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| Article Title :: MAKE 'EM LAUGH: SELLING HUMOR ONLINE |
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Every day, thousands and thousands of people venture out into
the complicated world of online business. The vast majority of
these people are joining affiliate programs, MLMs, or trying to
market information products. These can make great businesses,
but if you really want to stand out, maybe you should try
something that gives people a unique, fun, and always
appreciated gift: laughter.
People love people who make them laugh. We admire and remember
people who can inspire a good chuckle or full-out belly laugh,
because we associate them with smiles and good times. Our minds
tend to hold onto specific quotes from movies, television, or
books that we thought were especially funny, and we alw (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: David Leonhardt |
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| Article Title :: Silver Linings Are Everywhere |
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| Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch. Let's face it; there is little that has been derided more than Viagra. On the talk shows, it has been the butt of more jokes than Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein combined. For example:(OK, OK. I admit I was going to share an example or two, but I couldn't find any clean enough to pass my censor's well-trained eyes.)Of course, if you are not laughing yet from the jokes you could imagine I might have told, it may be because you are so fed up of receiving offers for Viagra in your email inbox, right up there with the prospect of enhancing body parts you didn't even know you owned. In fact, you may even be convinced that spam w (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Norm Goldman |
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| Article Title :: Norm Goldman Interviews Comedienne Fran Capo,the Guinness Book Worlds Record for the Fastest Talking |
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| Today, Norm Goldman, Editor of Sketchandtravel & Bookpleasures
is delighted to have as a guest, Fran Capo.Fran is quite a “cool person,” as she is an eight-time author, humorist, voiceover artist, comedienne, adventurer, actress, freelance writer and keynote motivational speaker. She also holds the Guinness Book Worlds Record for the Fastest Talking Female.Recently, Fran accomplished another amazing feat as the first and only author to ever do a book signing on the top of Mount Kilimanjaro in
Africa with the release of her book "Adrenaline Adventures: Dream it,
Read it, Do it!"Good day Fran and thank you for agreeing to participate in our
interview for Sketchandtr (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Peter Peterson |
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| Article Title :: Couch Potato Success Factors |
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There are five key character traits of superior couch potatoes.
You really do need to become aware of these critical success
factors if you are to master the underground couch potato world.
1. A total lack of interest in the outside world. Any self
respecting couch potato has virtually no interest whatsoever in
venturing out doors. There is no point since all your human
needs can be satisfied in your living room.
2. The ability to let go of all personal ambition. This is a
character trait of the advanced couch potato artist. Very few
ever attain this - the ultimate goal. Still, hold it in mind as
your vision of nirvana.
3. Fight club rules apply. Remember, nobody talks about the
couch po (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Lew MacCorkindale |
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| Article Title :: The Spider Monkey Routine |
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Every now and then we run into something so peculiar we have to
stop and ask ourselves "is someone pulling my leg?" "Is this
really true?" This happened to me recently at a small family
gathering, when a particularly odd phrase came to my attention.
My sister had just gotten married and we were sitting around the
living room, getting to know her husband, Jack. He was talking
about sports and sports trivia and he made a passing reference
to something called "The Spider Monkey Routine." He continued
telling his story, but I was no longer listening. These four
words slowly worked their way to the part of my brain that yells
"wait... what the heck did he just say?"
I had to stop him as soon a (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Veronica Hay |
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| Article Title :: One Hour Every Day At Four O'clock |
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Every day at four o'clock I stop whatever it is I am doing to
watch my favorite soap opera. I take the phone off the hook,
lock the door, sit with a cup of freshly brewed coffee and
escape. It has become an addiction. One that I like having.
Almost every time I do this, I am astounded at how much better
the lives of these people are than mine. There are some basic
facts, Ladies and Gentlemen, that apply only to soap opera
people, the women in particular.
The women in soap operas are always extraordinarily beautiful.
The women in soap operas do not walk across a room, they glide.
The women in soap operas are never without a man for more than
three hours at a stretch. That is, if their stor (read full article) |
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