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Author :: And you thought we had problems?  |
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| Article Title :: Dog Poo |
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| In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over a year now. Surprisingly the dog poo brigade has managed to target between 2,000 to 3,000 abandoned piles of excrement in Bayreuth public parks. Quite who actually counted them all and provided these statistics is debatable but the source is rumoured as coming from the Parks Administrator – Josef Oettl. And you wondered what your parkie did each day?What was thought to (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Toby Wolf |
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| Article Title :: Turn Your Competitors into Sales Generating Partners! |
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| Why is it that we sometimes have the "rugged individualist" mentality when we are trying to run an online business? We tend to see others as competitors instead of possible potential allies. Of course we all have competition - if you are running a smaller web hosting company or just running a website that is targeting a specific 'market segment', but realistically we have more potential allies than we do competitors.I will use AlphaOne Technology Web Hosting & Design as an example. Our primary focus, web hosting and design, is populated by tens of thousands of others who offer similar services. Are they all competitors? In some ways yes. Fo (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Austin Culley |
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| Article Title :: Bashing the Opposite Sex |
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Way back in time, when men used to roam the earth with club in hand, women prayed that the man who knocked her out cold was "the one" - the caveman of her dreams.
Sadly though, many a headache and broken dream was the only result, as the majority of men in the day were not at all that good of a catch by today’s standards. It seemed they only concerned themselves with fending off saber-toothed tigers and really never had much time to hone their romantic skills. They were just the okay kind of a man according to modern ways, and in fact, all of them were like this. The good men – the romantic cavemen - were usually eaten by predators, and to this day, when a fossil is found of such (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Malcolm James Pugh |
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| Article Title :: Education enlarges us. |
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| Our education enlarges us.In days of old, when life was bold,And schools owned fields and land,We played serene, acted out our dreams,With nothing dangerous being banned,Now we roll in late, grossly overweight,If we even deign to show our faces,And the clipboard man with his cardboard plan,Puts us through our non sunburned paces,Now it appears all these stark fears,And dread of falling and disaster,Sold off our fields, while they but kneeled,To a politically correct Grand Master,So though obese, we are at peace,Though consuming rubbish we can smile,Though weighed down we seldom frownBecause were much safer by a mile. (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Theolonius McTavish |
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| Article Title :: ELEVEN THINGS TO DO ON A BORING DAY |
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| Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.ELEVEN THINGS TO DO ON A BORING DAYOr, how to put a little zip, zap and zuggers back into your lifeBy: Theolonius McTavish, a recovering “to-do-list” and clock-watching sort-of-person with a freezer full of vintage TV-dinners, ten pounds of low-carb Popsicles, 34 flavors of pop-tarts not to mention enough microwave-friendly pepperoni and pineapple pizzas to feed a platoon of pool sharks“Boredom numbs the work world,” read the headline in an obscure academic journal called "The Rock Paper Scissors Review", (published by a well-meaning, eminently-respected editor and redundant research (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Thick Mick. |
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| Article Title :: Emotional and Practical Efficiency. |
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| "Life is about living with people, not counting the seconds".With a grin on your face and an open mind, consider the following efficiencies:Use one word where it is enough.Use two words where you wish to use twice as many.Find a friend who is that.Lose a friend who is not that.Redefine descriptions, perhaps.Spare the rod and have a spare rod, as well as more energy. (T.M.) Remember to rinse your disposable razor thoroughly to extend its workable life. You'll get six months from it!.Oil the axle of your wheel barrow and de-grease the shafts. Inflating the tyre is exercise-dependent!Only curse if politically strategic.Look yo (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: The Epic |
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| Article Title :: EpicZone Archive:"I'm Heterosexual Where's My Parade?" |
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| This article was dug up from the EpicZone's Archive.I have only recently started putting my articles on goarticles.com,but felt that this being the most popular article on my site,could not be excluded from submissions.So,below is the full article in all it's glory.Enjoy.----------------------------------This rant happened to be inspired by two of the nastiest lesbians know to this world,thanks for making me throw up all over my great self…stupid fucking bitches.I should go out and beat the bitches down with my 5 Lb. cock right now.I know one thing,they wouldn't be gay when they saw how great my penis is.Now back to what I was saying.I came out of school today,anno (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: Bryan Brandenburg |
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| Article Title :: Search Engine Keywords - What Do People Search For? |
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| Do you ever wonder how people search for things on the Internet? What if you knew exactly what words they typed when using a search engine? If you're marketing a product or service it's extremely insightful to know what are the most popular search terms relating to whatever you're marketing.The Overture CompanyOverture.com is a Yahoo! company that supplies the Pay Per Click infrastructure for Yahoo! and other websites on the Internet. If you do a search on Yahoo! you'll see anywhere from 1-3 paid promotions appear at the top of the search page and then others at the end. These are paid advertiser listings and they come from Overture.The Overture Search ToolIn (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: VJ Gibson |
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| Article Title :: Every Truck Lover’s Dream: |
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| Truck song of truck songs, "Holocaust Harry’s Hotpipe". The tune ignores the gas crunch and wallows is the notion of big powerful monsters beyond whatever the non-custom rigs can do."Well I used to drive those regular trucksbefore I built this rigBack in the days when I was brokeBefore I made it bigWhen I sucked dust behind VolvosAnd ate it behind vansMen with Fords and GMCs and even panel vansWhen 30,000 kilos was considered a big loadBack in the days when 18 wheelers were the King Kongs of the roadwell that’s when I won the Lotto, folks and achieved my hearts desire,and I built this (read full article) |
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| Category :: Humor Articles |
Author :: By Rev. James L. Snyder |
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| Article Title :: EVERYONE HAS A DOUBLE SOMEWHERE |
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| The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly have an agreement as ironclad as any legal document in the world court. Simply put, the contract is as follows: I will eat broccoli when she eats liver. I'm on pretty good ground here because I know she abhors liver and will not allow me bringing it into our domicile in any form.In fact, if I consume any liver I'm sometimes not allowed home until it has completely gone through my system, which can take up to three days depending on my physical condition at the time.With this in mind, I had a vicious attack of liveritis last week and needed a fix of nicely fried chicken livers. Whenever such a malady assaults me, there is (read full article) |
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