| Star spangled banner
|| you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines"
| Redneck's last words
|| What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"
| Redneck house
|| You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.
| Still in the family
|| You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.
| Redneck centerpeice
|| You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
| House explosion
|| You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
| Star bangled banner
|| You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
| You might be a redneck if... rich relative
|| Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
| You might be a redneck if... in bed
|| You've ever used lard in bed.
| You might be a redneck if... meat
|| You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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