| Star spangled banner |
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start your engines" |
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| Redneck's last words |
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!" |
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| Redneck house |
You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it. |
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| Still in the family |
You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws. |
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| Redneck centerpeice |
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist. |
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| House explosion |
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels. |
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| Star bangled banner |
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." |
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| You might be a redneck if... rich relative |
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. |
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| You might be a redneck if... in bed |
You've ever used lard in bed. |
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| You might be a redneck if... meat |
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre. |
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