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| Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Never stop learning knowledge doubles every fourteen months. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| If you believe that discrimination exists, it will. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| You don't have to hold a position in order to be a leader. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| If you have a vision, do something with it. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. |
Anthony D'Angelo |
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| Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. |
Mary O'Hare Dumas |
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| The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. |
Nathaniel Borenstein |
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| He conquers who endures. |
Persius |
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| The purpose of life is a life of purpose. |
Robert Byrne |
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| Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. |
Robert Byrne |
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| There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. |
Robert Byrne |
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| Partying is such sweet sorrow. |
Robert Byrne |
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| Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. |
Robert Byrne |
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| Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. |
Robert Byrne |
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| Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. |
Robert Byrne |
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| Getting caught is the mother of invention. |
Robert Byrne |
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| In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. |
Robert Byrne |
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| A thief believes everybody steals. |
E.W. Howe |
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| We have met the enemy and it is us. |
Walt Kelly |
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| We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. |
Walt Kelly |
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| Now is the time for all good men to come to. |
Walt Kelly |
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| Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound |
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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| Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I |
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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| Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here |
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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| Dr. Evil I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS. |
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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| Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. |
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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| Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah |
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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| Surfing on the Internet is like sex everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more. |
Tom Fasulo |
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| But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,Tell them that God bids us do good for evil.And thus I clothe my naked villainyWith odd old ends stolen forth of holy writ,And seem I a saint, when most I play the Devil. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo Deny thy father, and refuse thy name... |
William Shakespeare |
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| It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. |
William Shakespeare |
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| This above all to thine own self be true. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint. Thou hast done much harm upon me Hal, God forgive thee for it. Before I knew thee Hal, I knew nothing, and now am I, if a man should speak truly, little better than one of the wicked. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Be not afraid of greatness some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. |
William Shakespeare |
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| All the world's a stage,And all the men and women merely players.They have their exits and their entrances,And one man in his time plays many parts,His acts being seven ages. |
William Shakespeare |
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| The fashion wears out more apparel than the man. |
William Shakespeare |
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| To business that we love, we rise betime and go to't with delight. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Our doubts are traitors,And make us lose the good we oft might winBy fearing to attempt. |
William Shakespeare |
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| To die, to sleep --To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there's the rub,For in that sleep of death what dreams may comeWhen we have shuffled off this mortal coil,Must give us pause there's the respectThat makes calamity of so long life. |
William Shakespeare |
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| No legacy is so rich as honesty. |
William Shakespeare |
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| The lady doth protest too much, methinks. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Cowards die many times before their deathsThe valiant never taste of death but once. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin damned,Bring with thee airs from heaven, or blasts from hell,Be thy intents wicked, or charitable,Thou com'st in such a questionable shape,That I will speak to thee. |
William Shakespeare |
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| As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their sport. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy... |
William Shakespeare |
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| He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And Brutus is an honorable man.He hath brought many captives home to Rome,Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill.Did this in Caesar seem ambitiousWhen the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept.Ambition should me made of sterner stuff,Yet Brutus says, he was ambitiousAnd Brutus is an honorable man. |
William Shakespeare |
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| O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention. |
William Shakespeare |
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| There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they feed, but she makes hungryWhere most she satisfies. |
William Shakespeare |
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| The quality of mercy is not strained It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed- It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes. |
William Shakespeare |
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| For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother tomorrow. |
William Shakespeare |
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| This fellow's wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves a kind of wit. |
William Shakespeare |
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| The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. |
William Shakespeare |
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| To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to draw new mischief on. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Self-loving is not so vile a sin, my liege, as self-neglecting. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Reputation is an idle and most false imposition oft got without merit, and lost without deserving. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. |
William Shakespeare |
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| What's in a name That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. |
William Shakespeare |
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| How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen, What old December's bareness everywhere |
William Shakespeare |
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| If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quickly. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying Nothing. |
William Shakespeare |
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| The Possible's slow fuse is lit By the Imagination. |
William Shakespeare |
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| The earth has music for those who listen. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Simply the thing I am shall make me live. |
William Shakespeare |
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| How far that little candle throws his beams So shines a good deed in a weary world. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Jesters do often prove prophets. |
William Shakespeare |
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| When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, 'tis hard to draw them thence So sweet is zealous contemplation. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Thoughts are but dreams till their effects be tried. |
William Shakespeare |
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| We know what we are, but know not what we may be. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls Who steals my purse steals trash 'tis something, nothing 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him And makes me poor indeed. |
William Shakespeare |
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| To wilful men, the injuries that they themselves procure must be their schoolmasters. |
William Shakespeare |
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| This above all TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE. And it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. |
William Shakespeare |
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| I wish you all the joy you can wish. |
William Shakespeare |
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| What's done can't be undone. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Niether a borrower nor a lender be. |
William Shakespeare |
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| There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. |
William Shakespeare |
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| The course of true love never did run smooth. |
William Shakespeare |
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| To climb steep hills requires slow pace at first. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Lord, what fools these mortals be |
William Shakespeare |
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| A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it cry But were we burdened with like weight of pain, As much or more we should ourselves complain. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood, garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment, not working with the eye without the ear, and but in purged judgement trusting neither Such and so finely bolted didst thou seem. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude. |
William Shakespeare |
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| And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of. |
William Shakespeare |
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| Be great in act, as you have been in thought. |
William Shakespeare |
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