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| Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday |
Old School |
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| Frank Blue you're my boy |
Old School |
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| Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank |
Old School |
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| Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... |
Old School |
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| Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man. |
Old School |
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| Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not |
Old School |
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| Beanie Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone. |
Old School |
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| Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time |
Old School |
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| Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through fifth-grade math, you can do it. |
Peter Lynch |
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| Wisdom is supreme therefore make a full effort to get wisdom. Esteem her and she will exalt your embrace her and she will honor you. |
Proverbs 47-8 |
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| Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The gift of teaching is a peculiar talent, and implies a need and a craving in the teacher himself. |
John Jay Chapman |
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| As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications. |
Dave Parnas |
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| A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one. |
Maupassant |
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| You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. |
Christy Mathewson |
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| Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. |
William Jennings Bryan |
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| Anglo-Saxon civilization has taught the individual to protect his own rights American civilization will teach him to respect the rights of others. |
William Jennings Bryan |
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| Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed. |
William Jennings Bryan |
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| No one can earn a million dollars honestly. |
William Jennings Bryan |
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| The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get a record of successful experiences behind you. Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. |
William Jennings Bryan |
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| An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says. |
William Jennings Bryan |
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| Where there is great love, there are always wishes. |
Willa Cather |
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| Only solitary men know the full joys of frienship. Others have their family but to a solitary and an exile, his friends are everything. |
Willa Cather |
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| Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again. |
Willa Cather |
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| There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. |
Willa Cather |
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| She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within, not from without. There is no work of art so big or so beautiful that is was not once all contained in some youthful body, like this one which lay on the floor in the moonlight, pulsing with ardor and anticipation. |
Willa Cather |
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| I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do. |
Willa Cather |
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| Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen. |
Willa Cather |
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| The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young. |
Willa Cather |
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| No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person. |
Willa Cather |
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| Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| We're all in this alone. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet |
Lily Tomlin |
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| No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. |
Lily Tomlin |
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| It is new fancy rathert than taste which produces so many new fashions. |
Voltaire |
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| All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. |
Voltaire |
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| If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him. |
Voltaire |
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| Man is free at the moment he wishes to be. |
Voltaire |
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| 'That is indisputable,' was the answer, 'but in this country it is a good thing to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others.' |
Voltaire |
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| We are rarely proud when we are alone. |
Voltaire |
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| A witty saying proves nothing. |
Voltaire |
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| God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. |
Voltaire |
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| ...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. |
Voltaire |
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| Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. |
Voltaire |
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| All sects are different, because they come from men morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God. |
Voltaire |
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| I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. |
Voltaire |
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| Appreciation is a wonderful thing It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. |
Voltaire |
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| Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one. |
Voltaire |
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| Anything too stupid to be said is sung. |
Voltaire |
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| Prejudice is opinion without judgement. |
Voltaire |
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| Men are equal it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference. |
Voltaire |
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| Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. |
Voltaire |
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| Regimen is superior to medicine. |
Voltaire |
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| Love truth, and pardon error. |
Voltaire |
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| Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers. |
Voltaire |
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| Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes. |
Voltaire |
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| It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. |
Voltaire |
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| It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. |
Voltaire |
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| Use, do not abuse neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy. |
Voltaire |
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| The multitude of books is making us ignorant. |
Voltaire |
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| There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be impenetrable. |
Voltaire |
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| The way to become boring is to say everything. |
Voltaire |
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| Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need. |
Voltaire |
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| To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. |
Voltaire |
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| You despise books you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books. |
Voltaire |
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| The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. |
Voltaire |
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| Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. |
Voltaire |
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| I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. |
Voltaire |
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| The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. |
Voltaire |
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| The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. |
Voltaire |
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| When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation. |
Voltaire |
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| This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. |
Voltaire |
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| The secret of being boring is to say everything. |
Voltaire |
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| Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. |
Lord Acton |
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| Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. |
Lord Acton |
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| The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities. |
Lord Acton |
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| The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern. |
Lord Acton |
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| It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to be oppressed by a majority. For there is a reserve of latent power in the masses which, if it is called into play, the minority can seldom resist. But from the absolute will of an entire people there is no appeal, no redemption, no refuge but treason. |
Lord Acton |
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| The man who prefers his country before any other duty duty shows the same spirit as the man who surrenders every right to the state. They both deny that right is superior to authority. |
Lord Acton |
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| Learn as much by writing as by reading. |
Lord Acton |
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| Damn the torpedoes Full speed ahead |
David G. Farragut |
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| The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. |
Thomas Henry Huxley |
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| You shall go with me, newly-married bride,And gaze upon a merrier multitude.White-armed Nuala, Aengus of the Birds,Feachra of the hurtling form, and himWho is the ruler of the Western Host,Finvara, and their Land of Heart's Desire.Where beauty has no ebb, decay no flood,But joy is wisdom, time an endless song. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| One should not lose one's temper unless one is certain of getting more and more angry to the end. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply growth, We are happy when we are growing. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Things fall apart the center cannot hold Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Think where man's glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I had such friends. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless obeisance to the heart. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| I have spread my dreams under your feet |
William Butler Yeats |
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| An intellectual hate is the worst. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Too long a sacrifice Can make a stone of the heart. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. |
William Butler Yeats |
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| Only the educated are free. |
Epictetus |
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| He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. |
Epictetus |
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