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general Fox Hosts ‘Don’t Remember Republicans Acting Out’ After Biden Won By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 11:39:30 +0000 It’s no surprise that the sore winners at Fox News are already working to demonize people that don’t love the Felonious p***y grabber as much as they do. But in this case, they really ought to come up with better material. Media Matters caught the delusional exchange on Fox & Friends this morning. It started out with cohost Steve Doocy saying “people are all entitled to their opinion” but since Trump just won a four-year term, “just deal with it.”read more Full Article 2020 Election 2024 Election Ainsley Earhardt Brian Kilmeade Dominion Voting Systems Fox & Friends Jan. 6 insurrection Lawrence Jones Sean Hannity Steve Doocy Election 2020 Election 2024
general Mike's Blog Roundup By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 11:39:51 +0000 Bark Bark Woof Woof - it always starts small; d r i f t g l a s s - Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered; Earthbound Misfit - deporting Americans; Joe.My.God. - Trump to purge top generals? Seeing the Forest - how Dem betrayal brought us Trump. Send tips to MBRU@crooksandliars.com read more Full Article
general Trump's Latest Insane Pick: Fox News Host Pete Hegseth For SecDef By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 11:40:08 +0000 Of all the insane choices Trump could make for his cabinet, I didn't even see this one coming Pete fucking Hegseth? He's been a TV asshole since 2014. Over the years I've described this jackass as Trump's personal fluffer. I'm not questioning his service, but this is fucking Looney Tunes. Hegseth was a failed nominee for Trump for the position of Veterans Affairs back in 2018. NewsHound Ellen wrote this article at the time: Fox Host Pete Hegseth Outed As Self-Dealing, Adulterous Hypocrite, Passed Over For VA Nomination This twit even had the nerve to claim the term Redskins was a term of respect when the Washington football was embroiled in the name controversy. Fox's Hegseth: 'Redskins' Used Historically As 'A Term Of Respect' Recently his claim to fame was to get war criminals found guilty by military courts pardoned by Trump. It’s bad enough that Donald Trump seemingly plans to “honor” Memorial Day by pardoning a slew of war criminals, it’s even worse that the decision came after secret lobbying efforts by Fox & Friends host Pete Hegseth. read more Full Article Donald Trump cabinet nominations Pete Hegseth Secretary of Defense
general 'Warrior Board' Would Make It Easier For Trump To Fire Generals By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 12:36:09 +0000 The Trump team is considering a draft executive order that establishes a “warrior board” of retired senior military personnel *cough*Mike Flynn*cough* with the power to review three- and four-star officers and to recommend removals of any deemed unfit for leadership. What could possibly go wrong? Via the Wall St. Journal: If Donald Trump approves the order, it could fast-track the removal of generals and admirals found to be “lacking in requisite leadership qualities,” according to a draft of the order reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. But it could also create a chilling effect on top military officers, given the president-elect’s past vow to fire “woke generals,” referring to officers seen as promoting diversity in the ranks at the expense of military readiness. As commander in chief, Trump can fire any officer at will, but an outside board whose members he appoints would bypass the Pentagon’s regular promotion system, signaling across the military that he intends to purge a number of generals and admirals.read more Full Article Pentagon purge trump warrior board
general There Was No Trump 'Landslide.' There Is No Mandate. By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 13:08:00 +0000 It's important that Democrats understand that Trump's winning margin was as tiny as his hands, because he will simply keep repeating the word "mandate" until Congress and the media are hypnotized into submission. Don't let him get away with it. Joan Walsh in The Nation: As blue Western states and cities finish counting votes, it looks like the popular vote “landslide” projected for Donald Trump last week turned out to be a trickle. When all the votes are counted, he will end up with a margin of roughly two points over Vice President Kamala Harris. Presidents Lyndon Johnson in 1964 and Richard Nixon in 1972 won more than 60 percent of the popular vote; Ronald Reagan in 1984 won 58 percent. Those were landslides. Jonathan Chait in New York Magazine: Upon learning that he had won a clear election victory, Donald Trump responded, as is his custom, with a transparent lie. “America has given us an unprecedented and powerful mandate,” he gloated.read more Full Article landslide mandate trump
general F*ck You Philippe Reiness, Somnambulist Of The Highest Order By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 16:53:00 +0000 The knives have come out. CNN is hosting many of these right wing Democrats who make millions off the party and its members and then use right wing rhetoric to take it down after their own failures. I put up the entire transcript of his sleepwalking nonsense of what the Democratic party is. Reiness' version of what what he perceives the party is comes right out of the the dead hands of Roger Ailes. It's ludicrous. Every "woke" complaint he has comes right out of the mouth of Christopher Rufo. Anus Reiness has taken Kellyanne Conway's alternative facts nonsense to the extreme. How CNN believes this man speaks for the party is beyond me. REINESS: Either way, here's the problem, I'm not concerned right now what the right thinks about the Democratic Party. I'm concerned about what I think about the Democratic Party. I don't like to echo the congressmen, all three of them, I don't like the fact that a small portion of our party is pretty much dictating where we are. That they are pretty much, we are being branded as the most extreme of us. It is not only politically problematic, as we just saw, because none of this stuff helped the other day.read more Full Article Democrats Philippe Reines
general Peter Doocy Goes Full-Doocy On KJP, And It Is Bizarre By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 16:53:04 +0000 President Joe Biden passed the torch to Vice President Kamala Harris because he was concerned about our country under another Trump administration. There is no ill will between the two, and when Biden stumped for Harris, he looked proud. So, it's not unusual for the two to have a private lunch together unless you are Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy. White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre wasn't having any of it. "And we know that today, a week after the election, President Biden and Vice President Harris had a private lunch," Doocy asked. "How awkward was that?" "I don't even understand," Jean-Pierre said. "Why would it be awkward?" "Because the president got squeezed out for her, and then she kept him at arm's length, and then she lost, and now she's back," he said. "Why would you characterize it as awkward?" Jean-Pierre said. "They have regular lunches. They meet and talk regularly. Why would you call it awkward?" "There's no weirdness about the way that things have unfolded so far," she continued. "Did you see them together yesterday as well, when they honored our veterans and were together during the day, making sure that we didn't forget the brave men and women that fought for this country?" "Did you see them together yesterday?" she asked. "Did you see the show of force together?"read more Full Article Fox News Kamala Harris Karin Jean-Pierre Peter Doocy President Joe Biden
general Fox News Lawyer Suggests Trump Commit Extortion For Pardon By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 17:12:00 +0000 Fox News legal editor Kerri Urbahn told 'The Story with Martha McCallum that Trump could force a pardon from Gov. Hochul by threatening to withhold federal funds to New York unless she pardons his 34 felonies. This shouldn't come as a surprise since Urbahn was the Director of Public Affairs for the Department of Justice under Attorney General Bill Barr during the first Trump administration. This segment was prompted by the judge delaying a decision on Trump's 34 felony convictions for another week. MACCALLUM: Governor Hochul could also pardon President Trump on these charges because it is a state charge, right? URBAHN: Yeah that's right and look she needs to really be thinking through this because New York state needs federal money and they get a lot of it. And there is a lot that the federal government could do in terms of pulling funding from both the city and the state of New York. There's a bunch of ways to do it through the Justice Department and other places, and you know, at the end of the day it's all politics. read more Full Article criminal activity extortion Gov. Kathy Hochul Kerri Urbahn Trump Felony Convictions
general Fox News Host: Trump Can Appoint Daffy Duck By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 17:13:29 +0000 Fox News hosts, like the MAGA cult, apparently do not care who Trump puts in his cabinet. Cartoon characters are just as acceptable as real people, don't you know? To hell with Congressional approval. Trump only hires great people, right? Pete Hegseth is one rung higher than Daffy Duck, but well below Bugs Bunny. Jessica Tarlov had a few words for Trump's choices so far and Watters couldn't handle it. TARLOV: And you have Marco Rubio and Mike Waltz out there who are completely pro-Ukraine, which I think is fantastic. Completely pro-Israel. WATTERS: When you say pro-Ukraine, what do you mean by that? TARLOV: I mean they think that Ukraine should be supported and that Putin is the authoritarian. WATTERS: Rubio voted against the funding for Ukraine the last time. TARLOV: Talk to him about peace settlement. If you think that it's a good thing for that kind of position-taking within the Republican Party, you're just wrong. WATTERS: Trump's the commander-in-chief. You could put Daffy Duck in there, who cares? Secretary of State, Defense, Treasury, and other cabinet posts are important to the function of our country. When Jesse Watters and other right wing jerk-offs are losing a discussion they unravel and babble nonsense. Secretary of State, Defense and other cabinet posts are important to the function of our country. read more Full Article Daffy Duck Donald Trump cabinet Donald Trump cabinet nominations Jesse Watters
general Fox And Friends On Pete Hegseth Nomination: 'Is That Real?' By crooksandliars.com Published On :: Wed, 13 Nov 2024 17:13:29 +0000 Fox and Friends co host Steve Doocy admitted his shock after realizing Trump had actually tapped his Fox News colleague Pete Hegseth to be Defense Secretary. "Is that real?" Doocy said, not believing it could be true. The Fox and Friends hosts did their best to pretend their colleague is completely qualified to be the Secretary of Defense, even though he has no experience running anything other than a shell charity that he paid his brother with. Doccy: So I’m looking at Twitter for a moment or X because I noticed that Peter Doocy was trending on Twitter and it turns out because he’s been suggested for press secretary. And that’s just so funny to me because it’s like, come on. And then I saw this thing. Pete Hegseth has been named the nominee for press secretary or, rather, Secretary of Defense, and I thought, ‘Well, is that real?’ And then it started to like a gusher. All this news that essentially caught Washington totally off guard. Pete Hegseth! The guy on the couch, is Donald Trump’s selection to be the Secretary of Defense. I didn't clip all the rest of their chitchat since they gave their rubes the basic "alternative facts" rationale to defend Donald Dump and anything MAGA. They almost claimed Hegseth was overqualified for the job. What a joke. read more Full Article Donald Trump cabinet nominations Pete Hegseth SecDef Steve Doocy Trump apologists
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