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Erling Haaland picks Chelsea boss Frank Lampard as retired footballer he'd most like to play with

The striker burst on to the European stage this season after his impressive form for Red Bull Salzburg earned him a £17million transfer to Borussia Dortmund in January.




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Ravel Morrison reveals heartache after Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand's claim he had £100m potential

Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand's comments discussing Ravel Morrison's wasted '£100million' potential have 'upset' the former Manchester United wonderkid.




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Coronavirus UK: Premier League faces £880m hit in matchday income next season

Almost a quarter of the Gunners' revenue for the 2018-19 season came from matchday earnings and shutting fans out of the Emirates Stadium amid Covid-19 fears could cost them £122m.




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Manchester United tell 'overseas players to make their way back to England in the next seven days'

A number of United's first-team contingent left the UK following the coronavirus outbreak in March in a bid to be with their loved ones while continuing training in warmer climates.




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'My intention was not to leave': Ander Herrera reveals he wanted to stay at Manchester United

Herrera's five-year spell at Old Trafford came to an end when he joined Paris Saint-Germain on a free transfer in the summer after his contract with the Red Devils had expired.




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Gary Neville hits back at Angel Di Maria who 'played like a drain' at Manchester United

Gary Neville has hit back at Angel Di Maria and his wife Jorgelina Cardoso after she claimed they had a 's***' time in Manchester and branded English people 'skinny and weird' on Spanish TV.




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Man United, Chelsea and Tottenham offered hope Lazio may be willing to sell Sergej Milinkovic-Savic

ALVISE CAGNAZZO IN ITALY: For the first time, sporting director Igli Tare has admitted that it is up to Milinkovic-Savic if he wants to leave the Stadio Olimpico.




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Edwin van der Sar says Zinedine Zidane drove to training in a Fiat while team-mates drove Ferraris

Edwin van der Sar highlighted the differences between Zinedine Zidane and his Juventus team-mates by revealing he would drive a Fiat into training, while others favoured a Ferrari.




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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer insists Manchester United won't force their stars to play

The 2019-20 season has been suspended since mid-March due to the coronavirus outbreak, but plans are afoot for the campaign to get back underway in June.




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Mayor Andy Burnham's office criticise £60m flop Angel Di Maria and his wife

Di Maria's wife revealed this week the awful time she had in England when her husband played for Manchester United. An adviser for the city has now weighed in with his thoughts.




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Odion Ighalo 'desperate to stay at Manchester United' with striker due for return to China on May 31

Odion Ighalo was settling in nicely to his dream Manchester United loan before it was cruelly cut off by coronavirus, leaving the striker desperate to extend his stay with the Premier League club.




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Solskjaer says he misses Man United camaraderie despite silence upon showing his face on Zoom chat

Solskjaer has been holding meetings with his players on Zoom, but says that it is not possible to replicate the feeling of actually being in the dressing room.




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Sneaky husband reveals trick he's been playing on his wife for a YEAR

A sneaky man shared a picture of himself using a piping bag to refill a squeezy bottle of empty Hellman's light mayo with a jar of Aldi's own brand full-fat condiment.




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Woman says chef husband is obsessed with opening a 'restaurant for magicians'

The woman, 32, thinks the restaurant its ridiculous, and is also worried about how it will impact their financial security. But she said her 36-year-old husband is fixated.




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Hilarious moment Malaysian girl runs the wrong way after taking the baton in school race 

A Malaysian school pupil has captured hearts across the internet after she accidentally ran the wrong direction in a school sports day relay race. The footage was captured in Perak.




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Brisbane motorist slams group of cyclists for refusing to use newly-built $100million bikeway

Motorists in Brisbane have slammed a group of cyclists who chose not to use the bike path to cross a busy intersection. Not everyone took issue with the video and chose to defend the cyclists.




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Dad offers to pay his overweight daughter $15 an hour to work out

Reddit user Alarmed_Writer asked if he is in the wrong for wanting to pay his 22-year-old daughter to work out while she in graduate school because he is worried about her weight.




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Penis inspections, flares and stampedes and a Shrek carriage: Muck-up day pranks

Students at a school in Victoria came up with a penis inspection prank and posted about it on Reddit. The pranksters printed off a fake letter asking all boys to be inspected.




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Woman says her best friend 'freaked out' after she breastfed the friend's son

The friend was furious and and has since blocked the Redditor on social media and reported her to Child Protective Services.




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Chris Lilley says he's open to giving Mr G his own spin-off

He's one of the country's most recognisable small screen stars, with hits like We Can Be Heroes and Lunatics. 




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Trump administration's plan to ban flavored e-cigs may create black market

If flavors are banned, more vapers will go DIY and turn to a black market to get their favorite varieties - and bootleggers may use dangerous ingredients to pad profits, warns BU expert Dr Michael Siegel.




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AFL superstar Dustin Martin parties with Serena Williams during lavish holiday in the Maldives

AFL superstar and duel premiership winning midfielder Dustin Martin was filmed enjoying time n the Maldives with tennis great Serene Williams and her husband as he makes most of post-season.




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Wedding guest wears white bridal-looking dress to someone else's big day

Reddit users have slammed a wedding guest, believed to be from the UK, for wearing a white dress to someone else's big day - before boasting that 'everyone was looking at her.'




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Woman says her fiancé REFUSES to get her an engagement ring, no matter the price

A Redditor said she and her boyfriend of 3.5 years are planning to get engaged. He refuses to get her an engagement ring, saying his parents just wore wedding bands.




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Billboard shows wealthy foreigners encouraged to take up 'buy your way in' Australian investor visa

Australian visas are being adverstised 'for sale' to rich foreigners at a time when Sydney is on water restrictions and migration growth is straining infrastructure.




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Georgia deputy has to chase down his own runaway cruiser after forgetting to put the car in park 

A sheriff's deputy was forced to chase after a runaway police car when he forgot to put the vehicle in park in Cherokee County, Georgia. The patrol car appears to be undamaged.




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Dad wears a t-shirt saying 'I am not Scott Morrison' to stop him getting abused by angry voters

The tourist, who strongly resembles the Prime Minister, was pictured on holiday in the Gold Coast wearing the custom made clothing.




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Channel Nine is mocked for using a stock backdrop of a clear day in Canberra during bush fire

Channel Nine has been slammed for using a studio backdrop which showed fine conditions prevailing in Canberra even though the real-world vista was shrouded in smoke from bushfires.




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Melbourne shop put up sign saying doesn't stock baby formula while closed after string of break-ins

The shop owners told the would-be thieves to 'go home and sleep', instead of trying to source the in-demand product in the Asian neighbourhood.




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Woman leaves her sister furious by having sex all day while sibling babysat

Reddit user ImpressiveVisit9 took to the 'AmItheA**hole' forum to defend herself, explaining her sister has been asking to watch their daughter for ages.




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'Pure evil son' pranks his dad by taping his possessions to the ceiling every day until he noticed

The UK-based prankster chronicled his efforts on Reddit and by the final day he had taped and Blu Tacked a shoe, mobile phone clip, the television remote and even his father's reading glasses.




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Wedding guest branded 'disrespectful' for wearing 'atrocious' white dress to sister-in-law's big day

The bride who shared the photograph on Reddit, from an unknown location, said she is now 'low contact' with her sister-in-law following her wearing a white dress to her wedding.




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Bride slammed for asking her cousin to dye her natural red hair the day of her wedding

The anonymous bride, 24, believed to be from Australia, posted on Reddit that she asked her ginger cousin to dye her hair before being a bridesmaid at her wedding.




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Reddit's Alexis Ohanian says it's 'inhumane' to deny men in the US paid paternity leave

Ohanian, 36, welcomed his daughter, Alexis Olympia, in September 2017 with his partner, tennis star Serena Williams.




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Groom's parents book a getaway at the SAME resort as the honeymooning couple

A Redditor said her new in-laws treated her and her husband to a week-long stay at a resort. When they showed up on the first day, they found that her in-laws were staying there, too.




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McDonald's fan creates DIY 'Chicken Big Mac' by ordering two Mayo Chicken burgers and special sauce

A customer has shared an ingenious method of making the limited edition Chicken Big Mac yourself. Just order two Mayo Chicken burgers, a tub of special sauce and start assembling.




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The Bachelor's Hannah Ann Sluss sparks romance rumors with football player Josh Dobbs

A Reddit user posted a photo of Josh wrapping his arms around Hannah while hanging out at a bar together. Hannah and Josh are actually long-time friends, but the pair certainly seemed cosy.




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The classic family board games you can play with friends ONLINE

From Scrabble and Monopoly to Uno and Pictionary, everyone has a favourite board or card game. Now more Australians are playing classic games online while in quarantine.




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Would you pay $1,011 for washing? Quarantined traveller reveals exorbitant hotel dry cleaning fees

Dan Wood landed in Sydney from the U.K. last Friday and is six days into his mandatory 14-day quarantine at the Radisson Blu Plaza Hotel in Sydney.




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Reddit will track and publicly display all political ad spending on its platform for the first time

In addition to the detailng who is placing ads on the platform, the subreddit lists amount of money spent, as well as how many impressions the ad made and also where it's being targeted.




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Players attend funeral procession in online game Final Fantasy after coronavirus kills gamer friend

Friends of the character known as Ferne Le'roy organised the funeral after his human player died from the virus. Mourners gathering in the desert city of Ul'dah on the game's Zalera server.




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Italian duo display incredible rooftop rally between their homes during lockdown 

The footage, posted on Reddit and titled 'Can't play tennis in this quarantine? Think again' shows a woman rallying shots back and forth with her neighbour over their rooftops in northern Italy.




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People admit the words and phrases they've been saying wrong their entire lives in a Reddit thread

An Australian woman said she still cringes about pronouncing the word 'lingerie' as 'linger-y' until she was 19, while an American woman grew up saying Parmesan as 'Farmer John'.




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SALLY HAMILTON: Say hasta la vista to the costly fund managers 

While good old Arnie is back as the Terminator for the nth time - the same is unlikely to be said for fund manager Neil Woodford.




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Big Little Lies Season 2 Episode 3 recap: The Monterey Five is tested in new ways

The sudden death of Perry Wright (Alexander Skarsgard) continues to haunt The Monterey Five in Sunday night's new episode of Big Little Lies.




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PETER HITCHENS: There IS a way to make our police safer - but it's NOT 50,000-volt Tasers

PETER HITCHENS: Richard, who has in the past mocked abuse of Tasers by police, has now changed his mind and concluded from this that all officers should be armed with these devices.




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PETER HITCHENS: Today, I'm publishing the document that could save us from war

It is my privilege to publish the defence of two scientists who could not abide the suppression of the evidence they had gathered regarding an alleged atrocity in Syria, writes PETER HITCHENS.




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PETER HITCHENS: Don't be fooled by the sunshine - there are only dark days ahead 

PETER HITCHENS: I have come to hate this beautiful weather, the loveliest spring for 50 years.




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Ring adds new privacy dashboard days after company is found sending data to third-parties

The company announced that it has added a new privacy dashboard to its app that allows users of its home security cameras to more easily customize their security and privacy settings.




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Fired trader says 'prostitute' he stayed with at Davos was actually Eric Schmidt's girlfriend

Daniel Michalow, 37, left, left D.E. Shaw in 2018 and has now launched legal action suing the company for defamation and seeking millions in damages. Eric Schmidt with wife Wendy, right.