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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I count my blessings 

I'm feeling a little bit tearful. It must be the time of year: almost Christmas, and being female we all want it to be perfect, when it's far from that




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which my year ends on a high 

It wasn't quite an annus horribilis, as the Queen would say. Not like 2014. And 2015. And 2016. And, oh yes, 2017 and 2018




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I try not to get angry

Some days, I should just never get out of bed. Take last Wednesday. I took delivery of a load of flagstones for the ground floor of my cottage...




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which David gets possessive 

You know I said last week that I wouldn't get angry? Want to know how that's going?




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which David proposes (again) 

David brought me a pot of coffee in bed on Christmas morning. When I came downstairs, three small parcels were on my desk




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I ask for spiritual guidance 

I now have two engagement rings. Let me explain. The gold ring David gave me on Christmas Day wouldn't go over my knuckle so he insisted we go to a local jeweller to get it resized




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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I finally get a ring on it

On Friday afternoon I picked up my resized platinum and diamond engagement ring. I realise I'm the victim of several thousand years' worth of oppression because I keep admiring how it looks




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which reality begins to bite

Now that we are officially engaged, and with David wanting to talk things through in person, I suggested meeting at the organic pub in Islington




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have second thoughts

Oh dear. The platinum and diamond engagement ring has come off and is now sitting in its little box in my chest of drawers




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I try to return the ring

Grrrr!!! Gahhhaaahhha! David went to see the flat in Notting Hill that I was thinking of renting, but not with any good grace, viz: 'I will view it for you, given you say I have no job.'




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which the Hunk gets in touch 

A strangely conflicted, confusing week. Having tried to return the engagement ring to the jeweller and failed, I texted David to try to make us work




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which my optimism amazes me 

Oh dear God. I have finally reached rock bottom. You thought it was bad when my husband cheated or I lost my home or David failed to take out the the trash?




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have a few more tweaks 

I know I said last week that it's how nice you are inside that shows on your face. But as I contemplate flying to Sydney to meet the Hunk, I've been reconsidering that sentiment




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I'm second row at the shows 

I'm in Paris for the fashion shows. This isn't a sentence I thought I would ever write again, but two or three designers invited me.




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which my search history reveals all

You can tell a lot about someone's psyche by looking at their search history. Here's mine. On just one day, I searched 124 sites.




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I relish the joys of being single 

I've just realised that I should be loving being single. I am growing a beard.




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I list my many misfortunes 

Can you imagine. You have just had a row with your boyfriend, he has flounced out to drive back to London, and suddenly you are told you cannot leave your house?




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I go it alone (literally) 

I finally caved and sent David a light, friendly text. We should all be reaching out, shouldn't we?




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I try positive thinking 

I woke at 3am last night, could not get back to sleep. Thought my throat was itchy. No nice thoughts to comfort myself with




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Liz Jones's Diary: In which I make a brave decision

I've been thinking, over the past few days, about failure. Sometimes, something happens to throw your life into stark relief




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Will & Grace's Sean Hayes takes selfie with Kendall and Kris Jenner

'Met these lovely ladies the other night and they could not have been sweeter,' Sean raved in the caption, along with a heart emoticon. In the photo, Kendall puckered up to the camera.




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Kylie Jenner says pregnancy made her stronger and shares bump photo

The reality star-turned-make-up mogul, 22, who split with 20-month-old Stormi's father Travis Scott earlier this year, posted a caption in which she revealed her pregnancy made her 'stronger a




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KUWTK: Kris Jenner is afraid daughter Khloe Kardashian is going to 'come for her' over apparent lie

In a sneak peek of Sunday's new episode, Khloe Kardashian is mad at mom Kris Jenner for avoiding her over an apparent lie unearthed in Khloe's ex Lamar Odom's new memoir.




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Kim Kardashian wishes Caitlyn Jenner happy 70th birthday

The 39-year-old beauty was seen in a flashback photo with the I Am Cait star as she wished her well. 'Happy 70th birthday Caitlyn Jenner,' she began her note.




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How the Kardashian and Jenner families celebrate Halloween

The Kardashian and Jenner family loves to do it up for every holiday and Halloween is no exception. Everyone in the family decorates their mansions, gets in the kitchen to whip up treats.




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Khloe Kardashian visits the farmer's market with Kris Jenner and True

She rocked a stunning black and white Cruella De Vil costume for Halloween.




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Kris Jenner leads the way with post as the Kardashians celebrate Kendall Jenner's birthday

She's one of the world's most highest paid models. And today, Kendall Jenner is celebrating her 24th birthday. Kris Jenner took to social media to share a few photos of her daughter to celebrate.




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Kim Kardashian cringes as mother Kris Jenner appears VERY worse for wear

She has been busy celebrating her daughter Kendall's 24th birthday - and Kris Jenner really let loose as she boarded a private jet later and seemed worse for wear. 




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Kourtney Kardashian flaunts a casual look in grey sweatpants before celebrating Kris Jenner's bday

She is often seen in glamorous looks alongside her famous family. But on Tuesday, Kourtney Kardashian proved that she can even look fabulous in sweats.




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Kylie Jenner takes mom Kris for a ride with the top down as they celebrate momager's 64th birthday

Kris and her daughters met up for an outdoor lunch, where they sang her Happy Birthday. They got her a birthday cake, which was decorated as a California license plate and printed with '2 DIE 4.'




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Caitlyn Jenner pays tribute to 'special woman' Kris Jenner on her 64th birthday

In the photo, Caitlyn, 70, has her arm around Kris as the pair can both be seen smiling, with the former Olympic athlete hailing her as a 'special woman'.




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Kylie Jenner shows support for her best friend's Anastasia Karanikolaou new swimwear line

Kylie Jenner has a couple reasons to celebrate her Tuesday afternoon. Fresh off of celebrating her mother Kris Jenner's 64th birthday, she received a loaded package full of Stassi's new swim line.




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Kris Jenner and boyfriend Corey Gamble shine at WSJ Magazine Innovator Awards in NYC

Kris, 64, looked sleek in an all-black ensemble of a pantsuit with pointy heels. She rounded out her outfit with dangling pearl earrings and carried a black clutch to the event.




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Kris Jenner shares shocking video of massive snake in Kim Kardashian's backyard

Kris Jenner took to her Instagram Story on Saturday to share with fans that a huge anaconda had appeared in her daughter Kim Kardashian's backyard.  




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Kylie Jenner's BFF Stassie Karanikolaou shows off her 'Stormi' tattoo

She's the best friend of billionaire Kylie Jenner.




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So, are Kylie Jenner's big sisters SEETHING about her $600m deal?

Scrolling through the Kardashian family's multiple posts in the past 24 hours, one begins to wonder if sisters Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Kendall are not in fact quietly seething.




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Kim Kardashian pairs bodysuit with matching high waisted jeans while stepping out with Kris Jenner

Kim Kardashian was spending time with two other people she loves, her momager Kris Jenner and grandmother Mary Jo.




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Kourtney Kardashian glows in moss green leggings on rainy day outing with momager Kris Jenner

She recently turned 40. But Kourtney Kardashian still looked agelessly beautiful in Los Angeles this Thursday, even when modeling an ultra-casual ensemble.




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I'm A Celebrity: Kim is the FIRST Kardashian to speak out on Caitlyn Jenner's jungle stint

Kim Kardashian has become the first member of the reality family to speak out on Caitlyn Jenner's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! appearance.




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Kendall and mom Kris Jenner cuddle up amid cozy Thanksgiving family celebrations

She's a member of the most famous band of sisters in the world, and she took time over the holiday for some authentic TLC with her momager extraordinaire.




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Caitlyn Jenner 'hasn't spoken to Khloe Kardashian in five years'

Caitlyn Jenner's huge fanbase turned on her following Thursday's instalment of I'm A Celebrity after she discussed her relationship with Khloe Kardashian.




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Tori Spelling rocks Kris Jenner Christmas sweater as she shops for Black Friday amid money troubles

She and husband Dean McDermott, 53, owe $1,182,760 in taxes. She recently appeared on the Beverly Hills, 90210 meta reboot BH90210, which was cancelled after only one season.




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Kylie Jenner is 'in full Xmas mode' as she marks December 1 with Instagram video of festive items

The reality star, 22, showed off a bunch of Christmas decorations as well as cinnamon buns in the oven.




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Kim Kardashian bakes cookies with Saint West and shows off mother Kris Jenner's gingerbread house

Kim Kardashian put her baking skills on display in a series of Instagram videos of her baking Christmas cookies with Saint. The reality star also got a gingerbread house from her mother.




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Kris Jenner is giving out BOTOX gift cards for Christmas: 'Who doesn't love Botox?'

Describing Botox as the ideal gift the 64-year-old media mogul told People: 'It's a one stop shop for me. And who doesn't love Botox?'




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Ellen DeGeneres is casual cool as she enjoys retail therapy with Kris Jenner's beau Corey Gamble

Portia De Rossi took to Instagram back in October as she and DeGeneres cuddled up to Gamble on their private flight: 'Thanks @krisjenner for letting us borrow him @coreygamble thanks!'




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Kylie Jenner dons jumpsuit while mother Kris Jenner rocks tux skirt for night out with Corey Gamble

Kylie Jenner stunned in a white jumpsuit alongside family matriarch Kris Jenner in a skirted tuxedo as they enjoy a night out with Corey Gamble on Friday.




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Justin and Hailey Bieber hosts charity event and surprises guests with a live a capella show

Justin and wife Hailey Bieber hosted a charity event on Friday evening with guests including Kylie Jenner to raise money for children who don't have access to art education.




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Kris Jenner looks cool in black ensemble with knee-high boots as she enjoys some Christmas shopping

The 64-year-old was seen in the festively decorated furniture store, Aldik Home ,likely to pick up some seasonal items, in the Studio City neighborhood of Los Angeles on Saturday.




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Kylie Jenner takes her Kylie Truck to the San Fernando Valley Rescue Mission

It's the season of giving, and this 'self-made' billionaire is helping those in need. Kylie Jenner posted on her Youtube Channel on Saturday afternoon announcing that she and momager Kris.