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Scandalous

Fr. John Oliver considers the scandalous nature of mystery.




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Mustard Faith

Fr. John Oliver considers whether blessings can be found in the midst of the unexpected suffering of mental illness.




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Jesus Is For Losers

Fr. John Oliver discusses our responsibility to the lonely.




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Scientists Call It Cardioelectromagnetic Communication, We Just Call It…

Fr. John Oliver reflects on forgiveness, and the energies of the heart.




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Just Because You're Ugly Doesn't Mean You Can't Sing!

One does not have to sing well by worldly standards nor even be good looking. Yet, one must raise a loving, cheerful, truthful voice to do justice through creation to the Creator, God.




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Baby Jesus by the Chimney

In this encore presentation, Fr. Joseph sets out on a search for the Baby Jesus.




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Without Love, It's All Just Peas and Carrots

Miss Jane gets a tongue lashing, Mr. Bodine speaks in tongues. Things go dark as Fr. Joseph interviews Dr. Indadark. In the end, lacking the main ingredient, it's all just peas and carrots. Suffice it to say: Love covers a multitude of podcasts.




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Ortho-Man And The Confusion of Tongues

In this week's Ortho-Man sequel, Fr. Joseph can't understand the movie, gets knocked out, smells garlic, dreams of Popeye, quotes St Nicholai of Zica and ponders the mysterious identity of Psssst Man.




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Jesus Loves You (But)

Actions speak louder than words. Some words acquire different meanings depending on context. And love, well, love changes everything. But ...




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Jesus Loves You (But)

Actions speak louder than words. Some words acquire different meanings depending on context. And love, well, love changes everything. But ...




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Orthodoxy: Christianity, Just Harder

Interviews and arguments, struggles and slogans, one thing's certain: Orthodoxy ain't easy -- and that's no small thing. Or, is it?




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A Tooth, A Truck And A (Paffhausen)

What does a root canal, a story from Greek mythology and the OCA have in common?




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Meletius Metaxakis Makes a Maalox Moment

Tackling the differences among the Gregorian, Julian, and Appalachian Calendars concerning the date of Christmas is nothing new -- and can be quite the tongue twister.




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Divine Dousing with the Dynamic Duo

Thanks to a superb pair of handlers/chauffeurs, Fr. Joseph goes a house blessin' in Houston.




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Bar Hopping With Jesus

Fr. Joseph reads a creative letter from the Orthodixie Mailbag. It's not what it seems. Or, is it?




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Camp St. Raphael 2010 - A Musical Snapshot

Fr. Joseph Huneycutt was blessed to attend the second session of Camp St Raphael 2010 -- YaBoy! Enjoy this musical snapshot!




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A Survey of Christian Caterpillars, Muslim Hookahs & Holy Bread

The number of Orthodox Christians in America is greatly inflated in a recent survey; an anonymous Orthodox comments on a Christian caterpillar; and a Muslim converts to Christianity thanks to antidoron -- all this and more as Fr. Joseph reads letters from AFR listeners.




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House Blessing, Shaun Cassidy & The Exorcist

Fr Joseph ventures into the chaos of mass house blessings with the Sign of the Cross, two Shaun Cassidy fans, and one former Exorcist!




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Midnight in the Elfin Garden of Paschal Pajamas - Conclusion

In the last episode, Fr. Joseph encountered a little green church elf, Elton John, Lady GaGa, Archie Bunker, and Buzz Lightyear in pajamas. In this concluding episode, he tries to make sense of it all (with the help of Ol' Scratch).




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DO THAT AGAIN: Wives, Obey Your Husbands (Doh!)

Kiss the bride ... check! Walk the aisle ... check! Enjoy the honeymoon ... check! (Then what?) Pulling an episode from the "Best Of" files, Fr. Joseph discusses the ch-ch-changes that come with love and marriage. (Just for fun, see if you can identify all of the songs used in this oldie but goodie.)




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Gay Bus, Short Bus: All of Us

Emerging from a long hiatus, Fr Joseph comes out of the closet (!) and runs into a bus full of bullies.




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Played with Death (But Passed Through the Tollhouse in Clean Underwear!)

Whether in tuxedo or collar, whether playing the role of smart aleck or slow learner, one thing is certain: Stuff happens. Be prepared. Say your prayers . . . and wear clean underwear.




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Grumpy Priest Has Good News for Goose, Gander, and Gender Confused

Sometimes you can judge a podcast by its title!




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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph in England (Constantine and Helen, too)!

Just back from five weeks in the United Kingdom, Fr. Joseph shares from his travelogue on the Saints—and others—he encountered there. In other words, what do Joseph of Arimathea, Patrick of Ireland, Elder Sophrony, King Arthur, and Ron Weasley all have in common?




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Kronstadt Not: Fr Danislav's Hoaxters House of Industry

In this episode, which features a guest appearance by Fr. Danislav Gregorio, Fr. Joseph intends to show a vagabond who's boss! Hard to explain, but it doesn't quite turn out as planned.




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Houston, We Have a Bathroom Problem?

Houston made the news recently—a story involving local legislation, "gender confusion," and restrooms. Fr Joseph, who ironically often wears a "dress" to the Men's Room, rants about . . . something else?




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Aaron Copland, a Muslim, and the Resurrection of the Common

Why on earth are Aaron Copland, the Dubliners, Yo-Yo Ma, Alison Krauss, the New York Philharmonic, and a Muslim found in the same podcast? Simple! Maybe within the Light of the Resurrection we'll all turn 'round right.




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Of Peter, Paul, CSR, and SCOTUS

Fresh from a week at Camp St. Raphael, Fr. Joseph "heard the news of the day—O Boy!"




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I Love Jesus, but I Hate You: Our Witness on the Internet

Not much has changed on the internet since this episode appeared five years ago: endless pics of naughty bits, cyber minefields, perpetual gossip, and . . . Christ. It's "the End" versus "the sun will come out tomorrow." So, whose side are you on?




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A Retelling of Zacchaeus

Sometimes we're too familiar with a Gospel passage. Fr Joseph's retelling of the story of Zacchaeus is, to say the least, a li'l diff.




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Baby Jesus by the Chimney

Fr. Joseph sets out on a search for the Baby Jesus.




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House Blessing at Mr. Potato Head's

The Theophany and House Blessings. What happens in the service, in our homes, and in our lives.




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Fasters Anonymous ala Gilligan's Isle

Fr Joseph, struggling toward humility in the first week of the Fast, tells of his first visit to Fasters Anonymous... and their curious theme song.




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Trust, Max Weber, and Dragon-Slaying Phone Apps

In this episode, Fr. Anthony talks about the phone apps he uses to slay the morning dragon of the desert and redeem the time. After a brief advertisement for an exciting new (bogus) app, he uses Max Weber to explain part of the frustration (and trust issues) on the part of clergy. Enjoy the show!




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Music (and Memories) with Dn. Michael Abrahamson

In this episode, Fr. Anthony talks with his long-time friend and evangelical co-conspirator about strolling across the Holy Island of Iona, memories and/of music, and the joy of being in Christ. Enjoy the show!




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Communion, the Coronavirus, and Evangelism

Despite our intention and our ability to justify our words, our witness has been damaged by our response to this crisis. We run the very real risk of strengthening the misperception that Orthodoxy is at odds with science. This episode grew out of the result of several long discussions Fr. Anthony had with believers who had been hurt and driven away by claims that are, in the language they know, illogical and dangerous. Fr. Anthony makes the case that we need to learn the language our audience speaks so that we can teach them the Gospel in way they will understand. You can find the article this episode is based on at orthoanalytika.org. Enjoy the show!




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Discussing Fr. Gregory the Great's “Pastoral Rule”

Applying St. Gregory the Great to modern times, Fr. Gregory Jensen PhD and Fr. Anthony Perkins encourage us to turn isolation into solitude and solitude into peace; and to speak and listen to God in that peaceful silence. After a brief discourse into risk management under uncertainty, they share practical tips, learned from experience and holy tradition, on how to grow in Christ in the midst of the coronavirus. This podcast is the audio from Fr. Anthony's daily YouTube lifestream. (https://www.youtube.com/user/74snipe) Enjoy the show!




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Justin Coyle on Learning from Atheists

Justin Shaun Coyle, PhD, (Mount Angel Seminary, outside Portland, OR; Ukrainian Catholic) and Fr. Anthony talk about life in New England, the joy of NC BBQ, and how studying the works of serious atheist philosophers can help develop an instinct for charity and pastoral evangelism. You can see Justin's work at: https://mountangelabbey.academia.edu/JustinShaunCoyle/Ephemera. Enjoy the show!




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Three Ideal Types of Parish Music Programs (w/Dn. Michael Abrahamson)

In this episode, Fr. Anthony talks with Dn. Michael about three ideal types of parish music; choir, kliros, and congregational. They discuss their attributes, what is required to sustain them, and the way each brings glory to God in its own way. Enjoy the show!




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The Confusion of the Micro and Macro Domains

Fr. Anthony talks with Fr. Gregory Jensen about motivated reason and the consequences of mixing micro and macro domains. They suggest that our increasing tribalism is exacerbated of confusing pastoral and public communications - something that is all but impossible to avoid on social media. Enjoy the show!




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The Little Church in Your House

Elissa addresses the little church of the family unit, reminding us that learning to live the Faith shouldn't stop during the summer.




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Camp St. Sava: Talking about Miracles and the Butterfly Circus

Elissa recounts her week at Camp St. Sava, the official Orthodox summer camp of the Serbian Orthodox Church's Western American Diocese.




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Seeing the Church in a Circus

Elissa is teaching middle schoolers this year at Sunday school, and she will be using the film The Butterfly Circus as the grounding image.




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What the Numbers Tell Us

Elissa takes a look at the recent Pew Research Center report on religious affiliation in the United States and speculates on some of the possible causes of the decline in Orthodox Christian believers.




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But What Did Jesus Actually Say?

Fr. Michael examines the Sermon on the Mount, specifically our faith and deeds done in secret.




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Heaven and Hell and Repentance (on the Bus)

Fr. Michael reflects on a recent public-transit pilgrimage.




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We Must Not Must

“What must I do to be saved?” This is a natural question when we reach the stage of our spiritual journey at which we begin to realize that something is wrong, something is wrong between me and God. It is a natural question, but it is the wrong question, at least according to Archimandrite Aimilianos of Simonopetra (monastery on Mt. Athos).




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On Trusting God To Hold You Up

It is frightening to be held up by God. It is frightening to look into the abyss of our own darkness and sin. It is frightening and it is glorious. Or at least it can be glorious, once you learn to relax in God’s embrace, once you learn to trust the One who has held you from the your mother’s womb, the One whose love never fails. Once you learn to trust, then it can be glorious, then you can see not only your sin, but also the amazing and glorious works of God despite your sin.




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Why Does God Humble Us?

"Truly, O Lord, if we do not humble ourselves, You do not cease to humble us. Real humility is the fruit of knowledge; and true knowledge, the fruit of trials." St. Isaac the Syrian Homily 36




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Our Father: A Reflection on Spiritual Abuse

People sometimes flee the Church because they encounter abusive people or situations there. And yes, we need to love, minister to, care for and most of all be patient with those who flee the church because of the bad experiences they have had. But still, there are no Lone-Ranger Christians. We are not taught to pray to “My Father in heaven,” but “Our Father in heaven.” God is the God who sees. God sees our suffering. God knows what we have been through. And God wants us to find our safety in Him. But this safe place in God is not a place far away from the Church—after all, all you have to do is pick up a newspaper to realize that the Church has no monopoly on the abusive use of power. There is no place on earth to flee in order to escape the risk of being abused by people with power. There is no place on earth, but there is a place in heaven. And so Jesus teaches his disciples to pray, “Our Father in heaven.”