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el Scientists Find Record Warm Water in Antarctica, Pointing to Cause Behind Troubling Glacier Melt By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: Wed, 29 Jan 2020 13:05:14 EST A team of scientists has observed, for the first time, the presence of warm water at a vital point underneath a glacier in Antarctica--an alarming discovery that points to the cause behind the gradual melting of this ice shelf while also raising concerns about sea-level rise around the globe. Full Article
el NSF's Newest Solar Telescope Produces First Images By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: Wed, 29 Jan 2020 13:50:12 EST Just released first images from the National Science Foundation's Daniel K. Inouye Solar Telescope reveal unprecedented detail of the Sun's surface and preview the world-class products to come from this preeminent 4-meter solar telescope. NSF's Inouye Solar Telescope, on the summit of Haleakala, Maui, in Hawai'i, will enable a new era of solar science and a leap forward in understanding the Sun and its impacts on our planet. Full Article
el UTEP Professor Named Fellow of International Society for Optics and Photonics By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:30:12 EST Raymond C. Rumpf, Ph.D., professor of electrical and computer engineering at The University of Texas at El Paso, was promoted to Fellow of the International Society for Optics and Photonics (SPIE), an educational nonprofit established to advance light-based science, engineering and technology. Full Article
el Legal Beagle: A draft submission on the Electoral (Registration of Sentenced Prisoners) Amendment Bill By publicaddress.net Published On :: Sun, 19 Apr 2020 17:00:00 +1200 There are a few days left to put in a submission on the Electoral (Registration of Sentences Prisoners) Amendment Bill.The bill would allow prisoners serving sentence of imprisonment under three years to vote, essentially restoring the status quo ante that existed before the members bill advanced by then National MP Paul Quinn was passed by a slim majorityFor anyone interested in my views, they're published below. I've been sufficiently organised this time to publish them here a few days before submissions close, so if there are any errors, please let me know. The Justice CommitteeElectoral (Registration of… Full Article
el Your Pet Loss Stories'My Sweet Jess. My Guardian Angel' By www.pet-loss-matters.com Published On :: Mon, 24 Jun 2013 06:38:34 -0400 I got my sweet Jess for my birthday 14 years ago. Little did I know at the time that she would become my everything, the love of my life. She died 5 weeks Full Article
el Your Pet Loss Stories'My Loving Spaniel' By www.pet-loss-matters.com Published On :: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 10:15:29 -0400 Since I was little we had a lovely golden working Cocker Spaniel. She was a lovely little dog and everyone in my family loved her. I grew up with her, Full Article
el Your Pet Loss Stories'Patches, My Angel' By www.pet-loss-matters.com Published On :: Sun, 21 Jul 2013 13:27:21 -0400 13 years ago I found out that I had breast cancer. I asked my husband if I could get a dog for comfort. No he said. I started praying for comfort. Full Article
el Your Pet Loss Diaries'Lisa & Rufus'My Beloved RufusNov 17, 2013 By www.pet-loss-matters.com Published On :: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 11:28:16 -0500 Hi my big guy, How are you are you having fun? Are you playing and have you made new friends? Are you keeping an eye on Diana? I hope you are happy and Full Article
el HANA – JONI MITCHELL By www.rosie.com Published On :: Mon, 03 Jun 2019 00:13:31 +0000 Hana steps out of a storm Into a stranger’s warm, but Hard-up kitchen. She sees what must be done So she takes off her coat Rolls up her sleeves And starts pitchin’ in. Hana has a special knack For getting people back on the right track ‘Cause she knows They all matter So she doesn’t […] Full Article blog
el down 2 u – Joni Mitchell By www.rosie.com Published On :: Sun, 18 Aug 2019 02:09:53 +0000 Everything comes and goes Marked by lovers and styles of clothes Things that you held high And told yourself were true Lost or changing as the days come down to you Down to you Constant stranger You’re a kind person You’re a cold person too It’s down to you It all comes down to you […] Full Article blog
el Joni Mitchell By www.rosie.com Published On :: Wed, 21 Aug 2019 00:50:04 +0000 “The Fiddle And The Drum” And so once again My dear Johnny my dear friend And so once again you are fightin’ us all And when I ask you why You raise your sticks and cry, and I fall Oh, my friend How did you come To trade the fiddle for the drum You say […] Full Article blog
el Ask A Librarian: Graphic Novels for Boomers? By www.librarian.net Published On :: Fri, 13 Dec 2019 02:56:25 +0000 I was wondering if you might give my little women’s (boomers) some guidance as to a beginning graphic novel for... Full Article books aska graphicnovel reading
el PHP 7.2.30 Release Announcement - PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor By www.php.net Published On :: Fri, 17 Apr 2020 00:00:00 +0000 The PHP development team announces the immediate availability of PHP 7.2.30. This is a security release.All PHP 7.2 users are encouraged to upgrade to this version.For source downloads of PHP 7.2.30 please visit our downloads page, Windows source and binaries can be found on windows.php.net/download/. The list of changes is recorded in the ChangeLog. Full Article
el Interview with Derick Alangi - Voices of the ElePHPant By feedproxy.google.com Published On :: Tue, 05 May 2020 11:30:22 +0000 @xSavitar Show Notes Derick Alangi on Medium Derick Alangi on LinkedIn Audio This episode is sponsored by Using the WordPress REST API The post Interview with Derick Alangi appeared first on Voices of the ElePHPant. Full Article
el Appeals Court Says Prosecutors Who Issued Fake Subpoenas To Crime Victims Aren't Shielded By Absolute Immunity By www.techdirt.com Published On :: Wed, 6 May 2020 10:55:41 PDT For years, the Orleans Parish District Attorney's Office in Louisiana issued fake subpoenas to witnesses and crime victims. Unlike subpoenas used in ongoing prosecutions, these were used during the investigation process to compel targets to talk to law enforcement. They weren't signed by judges or issued by court clerks but they did state in bold letters across the top that "A FINE AND IMPRISONMENT MAY BE OPPOSED FOR FAILURE TO OBEY THIS NOTICE." Recipients of these bogus subpoenas sued the DA's office. In early 2019, a federal court refused to grant absolute immunity to the DA's office for its use of fake subpoenas to compel cooperation from witnesses. The court pointed out that issuing its own subpoenas containing threats of imprisonment bypassed an entire branch of the government to give the DA's office power it was never supposed to have. Allegations that the Individual Defendants purported to subpoena witnesses without court approval, therefore, describe more than a mere procedural error or expansion of authority. Rather, they describe the usurpation of the power of another branch of government. The court stated that extending immunity would be a judicial blessing of this practice, rather than a deterrent against continued abuse by the DA's office. The DA's office appealed. The Fifth Circuit Appeals Court took the case, but it seemed very unimpressed by the office's assertions. Here's how it responded during oral arguments earlier this year: “Threat of incarceration with no valid premise?” Judge Jennifer Elrod said at one point during arguments. She later drew laughter from some in the audience when she said, “This argument is fascinating.” “These are pretty serious assertions of authority they did not have,” said Judge Leslie Southwick, who heard arguments with Elrod and Judge Catharina Haynes. The Appeals Court has released its ruling [PDF] and it will allow the lawsuit to proceed. The DA's office has now been denied immunity twice. Absolute immunity shields almost every action taken by prosecutors during court proceedings. But these fake subpoenas were sent to witnesses whom prosecutors seemingly had no interest in ever having testify in court. This key difference means prosecutors will have to face the state law claims brought by the plaintiffs. Based upon the pleadings before us at this time, it could be concluded that Defendants’ creation and use of the fake subpoenas was not “intimately associated with the judicial phase of the criminal process,” but rather fell into the category of “those investigatory functions that do not relate to an advocate’s preparation for the initiation of a prosecution or for judicial proceedings.” See Hoog-Watson v. Guadalupe Cty., 591 F.3d 431, 438 (5th Cir. 2009) [...] Defendants were not attempting to control witness testimony during a break in judicial proceedings. Instead, they allegedly used fake subpoenas in an attempt to pressure crime victims and witnesses to meet with them privately at the Office and share information outside of court. Defendants never used the fake subpoenas to compel victims or witnesses to testify at trial. Such allegations are of investigative behavior that was not “intimately associated with the judicial phase of the criminal process.” Falling further outside the judicial process was the DA's office itself, which apparently felt the judicial system didn't need to be included in its subpoena efforts. In using the fake subpoenas, Individual Defendants also allegedly intentionally avoided the judicial process that Louisiana law requires for obtaining subpoenas. The case returns to the lower court where the DA's office will continue to face the state law claims it hoped it would be immune from. The Appeals Court doesn't say the office won't ultimately find some way to re-erect its absolute immunity shield, but at this point, it sees nothing on the record that says prosecutors should be excused from being held responsible for bypassing the judicial system to threaten crime victims and witnesses with jail time. Full Article
el Secret Service Sends FOIA Requester A Redacted Version Of A Public DOJ Press Release By www.techdirt.com Published On :: Thu, 7 May 2020 03:35:56 PDT The government loves its secrets. It loves them so much it does stupid things to, say, "secure the nation..." or "protect the integrity of deliberative processes" or whatever the fuck. We should not trust the government's reasoning when it chooses to redact information from documents it releases to FOIA requesters. These assertions should always be challenged because the government's track record on redactions is objectively awful. Here's the latest case-in-point: Emma Best -- someone the government feels is a "vexatious" FOIA filer -- just received a completely stupid set of redactions from the Secret Service. Best requested documents mentioning darknet market Hansa, which was shut down (along with Alpha Bay) following an investigation by US and Dutch law enforcement agencies. The documents returned to Best contained redactions. This is unsurprising given the nature of the investigation. What's surprising is what the Secret Service decided to redact. As Best pointed out on Twitter, the Secret Service decided public press releases by the DOJ were too sensitive to be released to the general public. Secret Service is now redacting press releases under b5 (deliberative process). Compare the redacted press releases from @SecretService with the unredacted versions posted to @TheJusticeDept's website. https://t.co/qsfoS9q6o7 Reform b5 now. #FOIA pic.twitter.com/57CKvW5R8Y — Emma Best ????️???? ???? (Mx. Yzptlk) (@NatSecGeek) April 27, 2020 Here's one of the redactions [PDF] the Secret Service applied to a press release that can be found unaltered and unedited at the Justice Department's publicly-accessible website: And here's what the Secret Service excised, under the bullshit theory that a publicly-released press statement is somehow an "inter-agency or intra-agency memorandums or letter which would not be available by law to a party other than an agency in litigation with the agency." “This is likely one of the most important criminal investigations of the year – taking down the largest dark net marketplace in history,” said Attorney General Jeff Sessions. “Make no mistake, the forces of law and justice face a new challenge from the criminals and transnational criminal organizations who think they can commit their crimes with impunity using the dark net. The dark net is not a place to hide. The Department will continue to find, arrest, prosecute, convict, and incarcerate criminals, drug traffickers and their enablers wherever they are. We will use every tool we have to stop criminals from exploiting vulnerable people and sending so many Americans to an early grave. I believe that because of this operation, the American people are safer – safer from the threat of identity fraud and malware, and safer from deadly drugs.” Um. Is Jeff Sessions being Yezhoved by the Secret Service? Does the agency consider him to be enough of a persona non grata after his firing by Trump to be excised from the Secret Services' official recollection of this dark web takedown? This insane conspiracy theory I just made up makes as much sense as anything the Secret Service could offer in explanation for this redaction. The redaction removed nothing but the sort of swaggering statement Attorney Generals always make after a huge bust. Needless to say, Emma Best is challenging the Secret Service's redactions. Pithily. I am appealing the integrity of the redactions, as you withheld public press releases under b5, which is grossly inappropriate. Yeah. That's an understatement. The Secret Service has no business redacting publicly-available info. Even if this was a clerical error, it's so bad it's insulting. And that's why you can't trust the government on things like this: when it's not being malicious, it's being stupid. Full Article
el Tales From The Quarantine: People Are Selling 'Animal Crossing' Bells For Real Cash After Layoffs By www.techdirt.com Published On :: Fri, 8 May 2020 03:36:27 PDT This seems to be something of a thing. Our last "Tales From the Quarantine" post focused on how television celebrities had taken to offering people help on Twitter with their virtual home decor in the latest Animal Crossing game. This post also involves Animal Crossing, but in a much more direct way. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, there are enormous numbers of people who have suddenly found themselves without jobs or regular income. And, so, they've turned to irregular sources of income instead. Ars Technica has an interesting interview with one of many people who have taken to the internet to indirectly sell Animal Crossing's "bells", the currency of the game. In the midst of COVID-19, some New Horizons players are turning to World of Warcraft-style gold farming methods to make ends meet. In early April, Lexy, a 23-year-old recent college grad, created a Twitter account offering up bells (Animal Crossing’s in-game currency) for real-world cash (she requested we refer to her by a nickname to avoid potential reprisal from Nintendo). “I got laid off due to COVID so I'm farming bells in ACNH,” she wrote. “I really need to make rent this month so I'm selling 2 mil bells per $5, please message me if interested, I'll give you a discount the more you buy.” Before setting up this unorthodox income stream, Lexy had been working at a supermarket while developing her animation portfolio. She began exploring the idea of turning bells into cash after showing friends just how much in-game income she’d been making. “One of them asked to legitimately buy some for me,” she recalled in a Twitter interview. “I did some research and found some people selling bells on sites such as eBay, but for pretty ridiculous prices.” (Current prices on eBay seem more competitive, with some sellers offering rare gold tools and gold nuggets to sweeten the deal). The threat from Nintendo is probably real. After all, unlike some other games where people do this sort of thing, Nintendo's game doesn't include any method for selling in-game resources for real currency. Nintendo is also notoriously prudish about things like this. And, finally, to make an effective go at this sort of thing, it takes some manipulation of the console in a way that is somewhat controversial with gamers generally. Understandably, Lexy adjusts the clock on her Nintendo Switch to speed up the game’s slow, “natural” money-making cycle of harvesting daily fruit, digging up bells from the ground, and planting a daily “money tree” that can yield big profits. This kind of in-game “time traveling” is controversial practice among casual Animal Crossing players, but it's a practical necessity to maximize real-world bell-farming profits. As for how much money people like Lexy are bringing in, it's in the four figures, but she wasn't any more specific than that. Payments are made through digital apps like PayPal, after which she visits the game islands of others and deposits the bells. That all of this is going on during a global pandemic that has some folks farming bells to make ends meet and others with apparently enough disposable income to be buyers is all, of course, deeply strange. But it's also just yet another way technology is having an impact on our lives during the COVID-19 pandemic. Full Article
el Daily Deal: The 2020 Excel Certification School Bundle By www.techdirt.com Published On :: Fri, 8 May 2020 10:48:33 PDT Microsoft Excel is one of the most widely used applications in business. It’s the backbone for almost all companies. Why? Because Excel helps you accomplish tasks and solve problems more quickly. The better you are at Excel, the faster you can complete tasks and the more complex problems you can solve. That's what exactly the 2020 Excel Certification School Bundle is going to help you do. With 300 lessons and projects to follow along, you'll develop basic to more advanced skills and knowledge that is greater than most Excel users. It's on sale for $50. Note: The Techdirt Deals Store is powered and curated by StackCommerce. A portion of all sales from Techdirt Deals helps support Techdirt. The products featured do not reflect endorsements by our editorial team. Full Article
el Will you go to hell if you don’t have good fruit? (John 15:1-8) By redeeminggod.com Published On :: 2020-05-07T17:00:24Z In John 15:1-8, Jesus talks about the importance of the branches abiding in the vine in order to produce fruit. If branches do not produce good fruit, they will be burned. Is Jesus saying that if Christians do not have good works they will be sent to hell? No! Not at all. Listen to the study to see what Jesus IS teaching and why this is important for properly understanding the gospel. Full Article One Verse Redeeming Scripture Redeeming Theology z abide bad fruit disciple Discipleship fire good fruit good works John 15:1-8
el “‘The days of your life’ refers to in-game time…” By nielsenhayden.com Published On :: 2020-04-09T19:44:14-05:00 Blacow* speaks of four players: the Wargamer, the Power-Gamer, the Role-Player, and the Story-Teller. The Wargamer, what does he say?... Full Article
el Three Paper Thursday: What’s Intel SGX Good For? By www.lightbluetouchpaper.org Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 11:22:07 +0000 Software Guard eXtensions (SGX) represents Intel’s latest foray into trusted computing. Initially intended as a means to secure cloud computation, it has since been employed for DRM and secure key storage in production systems. SGX differs from its competitors such as TrustZone in its focus on reducing the volume of trusted code in its “secure … Continue reading Three Paper Thursday: What’s Intel SGX Good For? → Full Article Three Paper Thursday Trusted hardware
el #440989 - Brussels Sprouts Alfredo Recipe By www.tastespotting.com Published On :: Low Carb Brussels Sprouts Alfredo is a creamy and cheesy side dish loaded with bacon which quickly cooks in the Instant Pot pressure cooker.craving more? check out TasteSpotting Full Article
el So you've set up MFA and solved the Elvish riddle, but some still think passwords alone are secure enough By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 00:31:05 GMT OK, a third agreed with Thales when it asked the question About a third of firms and organisations in Europe and the Middle East still believe the humble password is a good enough security measure, according to a survey carried out by French firm Thales.… Full Article
el Data centre reveals it modeled interiors on <i>The Hunt for Red October</i> sets By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 03:30:32 GMT Australia bit barn outfit NEXTDC adds classic film reference to usual mix of resilience, connectivity and security Australian serial entrepreneur Bevan Slattery has revealed that he told the architects of a data centre he funded to make it resemble the sets used in classic submarine flick The Hunt for Red October.… Full Article
el Server sales went through the roof in the first three months of 2020. Enjoy it while it lasts, Dell, HPE, and pals By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 07:01:06 GMT Enterprise demand set to soften, offset tier-two cloud, telco sales Global server shipments reached an industry record-breaking 3.3 million units in the first quarter of 2020, marking a 30 per cent year-on-year growth, Omdia analysts estimated this week.… Full Article
el What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. <i>El Reg</i> needs you By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 09:00:12 GMT It is time. We need a new Regism and cannot go to the pub to think of one. Can you help? It is no secret that we like to use the odd bit of shorthand at The Register when biting the hand that feeds IT. Now we need a fresh one for Microsoft.… Full Article
el Senior MP tells UK Defence Committee on 5G security: Russia could become China's cyber-attack dog By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 10:30:07 GMT One has the vulns, the other has the brass neck to pull off heists. Right? Russia might begin carrying out cyber attacks against Britain's 5G networks "at the behest of China", the chairman of a Parliamentary Select Committee has ventured.… Full Article
el Looking for a new IT gig? Here are vacancies around the world for developers, cloud engineers, infosec analysts, Jira admin, and more By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 12:51:02 GMT Advertise your open positions here for free, no catch, and find opportunities within Job Alert This week we've got job openings from all over the globe to tempt you, your friends or your past colleagues back into work, or indeed into new ventures.… Full Article
el O2 be a fly on the wall during BT and Vodafone's video calls: Telefónica's UK biz, Virgin Media officially merge By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 13:30:04 GMT Multinationals' UK arms pair up to take on Voda and former state-owned telco Telcos Telefónica and Liberty Global today confirmed plans to join their O2 UK and Virgin Media subsidiaries into one combined entity in a deal analysts branded a "blockbuster merger".… Full Article
el Keeping up with the Joneses: Cloud hosting biz UKFast's founders sell up By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 15:30:09 GMT Secarma may be next for Inflexion buyout Cloud hosting biz UKFast's founders, Laurence and Gail Jones, have "exited the business" as a private equity firm ups its stake – all as UKFast itself starts eyeing up Jones-owned infosec biz Secarma.… Full Article
el A lot has changed since Android 11 was but a twinkle in Google's eye – so mobile OS has been delayed a month By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Thu, 07 May 2020 17:45:06 GMT 'Extra time for you to test,' you lucky, lucky developers Google has applied the brakes to Android 11, pushing things out by a month as it grapples with a world that is much changed since planning for the release began.… Full Article
el If it feels like the software world is held together by string and a prayer, we don't blame you: Facebook SDK snafu breaks top iOS apps By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 00:13:07 GMT Update used wrong data type, causing Tinder to Spotify to fall over A change in the Facebook SDK backend managed to crash many popular iOS apps that integrated the code library, used for implementing various Facebook services.… Full Article
el DEF CON is canceled... No, for real. The in-person event is canceled. We're not joking. It's canceled. We mean it By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Fri, 08 May 2020 20:18:35 GMT Virus knocks hackers online: Show will try going virtual amid pandemic Annual Las Vegas hacker gathering DEF CON has officially called off its physical conference for this year due to the coronavirus pandemic.… Full Article
el I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spacecraft with graphene sails powered by starlight and lasers By go.theregister.co.uk Published On :: Sat, 09 May 2020 10:03:13 GMT Nice way to get to Alpha Centauri though boffin tells us: 'Such a laser system could be used as a weapon' Coin-sized pieces of graphene can be accelerated by firing low-powered lasers at them in micro-gravity conditions, say scientists. The technology could be a stepping stone to graphene solar sails, which could propel future spacecraft using starlight or a laser array.… Full Article