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Utterly Twisted

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Anh's Brush With Death




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the worlds oldest person

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: the worlds oldest person


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the prevailing wisdom

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: the prevailing wisdom


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throw bread

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: throw bread


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i cant wait to grow up

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: i cant wait to grow up


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wages stagnant get worse

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: wages stagnant get worse


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headaches low energy

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: headaches low energy


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relax the world

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: relax the world


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the problem with poor people

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: the problem with poor people


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did you know coworkers

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: did you know coworkers


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watch until the end

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: watch until the end


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outlaw sports lol

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: outlaw sports lol


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thought this was real

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: thought this was real


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everyone is insane now

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: everyone is insane now


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you want what food

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: you want what food


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i could swear

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: i could swear


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my past life was better i think

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: my past life was better i think


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sleep one week a year

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: sleep one week a year


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water the first soup

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: water the first soup


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i just know

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: i just know


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men only want one thin

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: men only want one thin


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dont worry

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: dont worry


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wow a billionaire

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: wow a billionaire


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download your viles

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: download your viles


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nothing was my fault

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: nothing was my fault


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i know this is a difficult time

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: i know this is a difficult time


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outlaw jobs

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: outlaw jobs


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fuck it raw spaghett

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: fuck it raw spaghett


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shouldnt be worried

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: shouldnt be worried


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the news was a mistake

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: the news was a mistake


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outlaw gifs

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: outlaw gifs


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dont wanna work huh

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: dont wanna work huh


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congrats you were born

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: congrats you were born


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were going to fix the economy

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: were going to fix the economy


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we did it child labor

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: we did it child labor


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wait a second

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: wait a second


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you cant buy legal weed

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: you cant buy legal weed


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error your password

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: error your password


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back in my day we died

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: back in my day we died


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forthwith take leave

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: forthwith take leave


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are you melting down

Today on Toothpaste For Dinner: are you melting down


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This weekend: I’m in Juneau!

After a very long time with no appearances, I’m pleased to say I’ll be in Juneau, Alaska this weekend with books, trinkets and sketches! The 2024 Alaska Robotics Minicon takes place on Saturday, April 27 at the APK Libraries, Archives, and Museum building. I’ll also be doing a presentation the night before, Friday 4/26, at the kickoff variety show at the Mendenhall Valley Library. The full events schedule is here!




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Roll-a-Sketch: Now on Instagram!

[ Follow Roll-a-Sketch on IG | Follow Roll-a-Sketch on FB ] It’s been a dozen years since I started doing Roll-a-Sketches at conventions! Sometimes, even, your old pal Stan Lee shows up to help: I’ve posted a ton of them here to the blog over the years, and to Twitter. But there are SO MANY MORE drawings that still live on my camera roll, unseen. I’m proud to say that I did some new sketches at the show in Juneau recently: WONDER WOMAN + FISH + FARMER + HAM SANDWICH: STAR TREK + LOGIC: There were a few more, too ... Read more




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New stickers & shirts now available!

I have submitted the manufacturing order for my new set of pins! They are at the factory now — I should be receiving my stock in the month of August sometime. Here are the final designs. Pre-orders are still open! This project has been really fun! I enjoyed the challenge of designing a bunch of new stuff (which I haven’t done in a while), and it’s been really interesting seeing which designs have hit and which are are little less popular. I can already tell that a few of these are going to be one print run only. So, this ... Read more



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'As the breadwinner, you hold all the leverage': Husband refuses to spend $2,000 on wedding gift for wife's friend, wife tallies up his recreational finances

It seems that both parties are at fault here. On the one hand, you have the Redditor, who is the breadwinner of the family. He recently brought home a bonus of $3,000, a bonus that his wife wanted to be mostly used to pay for a wedding gift for her friend. Now, this friend frequently extends financial generosity to the Redditor's wife when they socialize together. It makes logical sense that the wife would want to pay her friend back for all the meals and financial assistance her friend provided to her over the years during difficult times. However, spending $2K out of your husband's $3K bonus on a necklace does not seem like the kind of idea her husband would be happy with. Naturally, this started a heated argument between the two spouses.

This conflict led to the wife tallying up all her husband's expenses on recreational activities, such as hobbies or the two cars he owns. Clearly, he is not the most generous spouse either, especially since his wife still needs help with her personal finances from her friend. Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say to this guy in the comments section. For more, check out this post about a 40-year-old who was passed over for a promotion in favor of a younger coworker.