Chris gets review bombed outta existence, after Pascal gleefully mocks the list of games that Chris still didn't play. Anna Marie insists genital monsters yes, f-bombs no. Kelley thinks Anna Marie should get out of the pocket of Big Farming. We're all pretty tired from vaccine side effects, please bear with us.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 582: “Are Those Cat Butthole Coasters?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert, Kelley, Anna Marie, and Chris develop a King Arthur musou. Also, while we're wondering why there are two cat races in FFXIV, we realize the biggest concern is where to buy our giant scythes.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 585: “Leggy Chocobo” appeared first on RPGamer.

Joshua asks “Am I fighting a house?!” (spoilers: he is). Chris is on the wrong side of 40, and somehow forgets JRPGJuly. Kelley espouses “Exposure: The Cryptocurrency of Artists.” Anna Marie is teaching the whole RPGamer staff how to speedrun FF4: Free Enterprise. Yes, things got a little…weird this week.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 590: “Get Back in the House, Yona!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Alex, Anna Marie, Chris, and Kelley come together to discuss the news of the week. #JRPGJuly is well underway for everyone on the cast. Anna Marie makes every evil choice she can. Alex dives into Anime: The Game. Chris shouldn't be playing Elder Scrolls Online because his arm hurts, and yet he still is? Meanwhile, we lost Kelley somewhere in the wastelands when she wandered off to hug all the monsties.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 591: “Save the Baby? Eat the Baby?” appeared first on RPGamer.

It’s a tiny cast with just Chris, Anna Marie, and Kelley. PS5 blood money is being thrown around, while Kelley curses the asthma tax. Chris is simulating his real life job in a game that simulates his job. Anna Marie re-discovers she doesn’t like SMT. And everyone agrees cutscenes need both pause and skip options.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 592: “First World Donut Problems” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris snuggles his Teddy body pillow. Kelley signs up for rare Pokémon. Josh sacrifices children (what?!). Meanwhile Anna Marie is off celebrating her birthday by spreading the hork.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 593: “Banished to the Prince Dimension” appeared first on RPGamer.

What's the podcast trio been up to this week? Chris is now a punchy demi-fiend, Kelley muses if Scamper is part plumber, and Anna Marie campaigns on Hades for everyone. Also, stoats continue to be extremely cute.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 598: “I Want an Ermine With Angry Eyebrows” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh and Scotty get into a father-son slap fight. Kelley ascends to divinity playing Picross. Johnathan sees how much his ZHP is worth and has to go make a transaction in a back alley. And Chris tries to justify life without a back button.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 601: “Tactical Baking RPG” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris embraces our cyberpunk subscription overlords. Josh kills the innkeeper (accidentally). Meanwhile Robert plunges down the .Hack hole.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 610: “No One Should Learn Japanese from Super Robot Wars” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert tells us who the babby daddy is. Kelley plays Dark Souls Tetris. Chris designs a very special bidet. And you get to breed with a ditto. Have fun!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 611: “All the Bidoofs I Released Before” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh demands justice for Jorts. Chris is deployed to the circus wars. And Kelley assures us that Fang sniper is real. We'll see you in 2022. Don't butter your cats!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 612: “He Must Have Put Skill Points Into Broom Handle” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley finds out that Alice is made of Lego. Josh asks if his cat even lifts, bro. Chris puts everything into the Final Fantasy XVI bucket. And everyone gets KEMCO shamed.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 614: “The Burned Pirated Disc Is a Feature” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley ruins Warcraft by including Conker. Chris mortgages his Xbox. Josh's cat won't let him control his Xbox. And Microsoft has announced their new Candy Crush themed Windows 12.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 615: “The New Dialga Looks Like My Brother’s Broken Vacuum Cleaner” appeared first on RPGamer.

This week on RPG Cast, Chris asks Anna to go fix her truckers. Josh wants to date the robots. And Kelley has a hot Raymond.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 618: “Kirby’s Oral Fixation” appeared first on RPGamer.

On this week's show, Chris gets run over by a wheat thresher, Robert throws his phone at a car, Kelley's cat gets offended at being a prop for gaming, and Josh goes kart racing in Horizon Forbidden West.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 620: “I Just Got Barbecued in a Grave Pit” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris wants an OP fox with mods. Matt wears a turnip and marries a twelve year old. And Josh goes off to read the new J.R.R. Martin time loop book.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 624: “Kirby Is the New Elden Ring” appeared first on RPGamer.

This week on RPG Cast, Kelley falls asleep for four years and misses the announcement of Kingdom Hearts 4. Chris is a five year old with beefy fists. Sam tells us how her video game marriage life works. And we all agree that Bidoof is our buddy.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 627: “Maybe His Feet Are Nobodies” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh uses a cat carrier as an impromptu shield. Kelley learns that her husband's Steamdeck RNG is improved if she's not around. Meanwhile, Chris's turtles are always having mating season.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 631: “God of Diablo” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley is better at Elden Ring than Chris. Anna Marie shows off her deck. And Chris hates sand. Time to go play with the HD-2D you have at home.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 633: “Your Cat Sharts on the Rainbow Bridge” appeared first on RPGamer.

Anna gets her tentacle on, but doesn't notice any performance issues. Chris learns what a wheelbarrow is while putting his sink on the ceiling. And Kelley covers Vahn with cats and steals the unexpected Dragon Age: Inquisition!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 634: “That Bea Arthur Wig Gives Me a +5 to Int” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris's 3DS battery is swol. Johnathan educates us on the retro market. Kelley poopsocks like a three-legged kitten. While Josh waxes poetic about his Madden otome dating sim.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 640: “Does Your Task Bar Need Fiber?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is not an automated phone system. Josh has been delayed until 2023. And Kelley gets cases for her Star Wars cases.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 642: “We Are Not Bringing Up Your Cat Fountain” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley hoards all the PS5s. Chris needs a build for the I'm Bad playstyle. And Josh gets treatment for his cat's demon tapeworm.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 645: “Rob Zombie’s Drag-Gula Lost” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley carries her Vita with her, but then realizes she can't play the games in public. Josh practices his dramatic Yakuza shirt ripping skills. And Chris uses an AI to generate a new Soul Hackers map.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 646: “You Have to Butter Your Sphinx” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley annoys her cat by looking at her feet. Chris scratches his nose with elbow spikes. Josh wonders how fast his computer can emulate Saturn. And Phil needs surgery because of Monster Hunter.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 651: “I’m Sub-Entitled” appeared first on RPGamer.

Josh is bringing Rabbids back. Also, RIP Kelley as her kitty goes on a rampage. Chris is a human in real life, but still has MMO sickness.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 652: “Because Dragons” appeared first on RPGamer.

Phil is not a Privitere, and is NOT playing Pokemon. Anna's little community manager heart flutters, while Kelley learns that it IS a Chain Chomp.

The post RPGCast – Episode 656 : “He Fought a Bridge!” appeared first on RPGamer.

It's one final week of JCServant "Phil-ing" in! Chris plays Podcast: Painkiller Enhanced Edition, and probably needs a nap. Anna Marie picnics with some ham sandwiches, while her Pokémon are gettin' busy.

The post RPGCast – Episode 657 : “Well-Seasoned Blobber” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is on the dice web. Kelley's cat will break her foot with a metal d20. Johnathan fights his "bad me" supervillain self.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 658: “Space Marines Were in the Bible” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets trolled by the bear cave. Jason sets optics to stun. Josh is hiding in a rest stop bathroom. Kelley stretches harder than she did for The Witch and the Hundred Knight. Also, find out how to increase your poop by 10 and express your opinions about Dragon Quest Soundtracks.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 664: “We Need to Talk About Gambit” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris hugs a bear. Kelley's kitten almost Leeroy Jenkins into a toilet. Matt knocks everyone out in Octopath. And Jason goes round right round with his turntable.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 666: “A Beast of a Show” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris is a bojo cause he forgot the boards don't work on water unless you've got POWER. Kelley is entertained by legally distinct Michael Jackson. And Robert can't stop talking about the HD Spit Shine.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 673: “My Kitten Blew a Tire” appeared first on RPGamer.

Alex gets nine discs of Xenoblade soundtracks. Jason rewinds to heal. Phil tells us that Donatello is best turtle. And Chris shouts to make his problems go away.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 675: “Labyrinth of That Thing” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris discovers the truth about butt-type Pokémon. TAM chooses to outfit his battle-leotard with option 3 -- pants. Kelley thinks all the games look amazing, she doesn't want to play it. And Josh claims that, "God gave me a H.O.T.A.S., and I'm going to use it!"

The post RPG Cast – Episode 682: “Hodor With a Full Vocabulary” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris can't drink his coffee anymore. Kelley plays Sonic on Titan's tentacles. And Jason reminisces about the Ouya with Mads Middleton.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 683: “Tifa Pop-Pop, Barrett Pew-Pew, Cloud Cleave-Cleave” appeared first on RPGamer.

Matt makes twenty slices of toast. Josh is still fighting sewer rat six. Kelley's dog is NOT a baby. And Chris saves E3 with the power of...no...he can't do it. No GEX allowed.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 684: “Remember What I Said at the Fazoli’s Drive Thru?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley tries to capture a goat. Robert is trapped in a corner by the nightmares. Josh upgrades his tank and hopes to get a good ending this time. Will Chris beat FFXVI this week?

The post RPG Cast – Episode 685: “You Erased My Save, Now You Have to Beat It” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley plays Atelier Rhianna. Chris puts his DnD characters into wrestling matches. Phil practices creepy gnome-cromancy. Someone fetch my Diablo 4 procrastination bucket.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 688: “Baldur-Curious” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley dishonors herself in Baldur's Gate 3 and retreats to Vampire Survivors. Chris goes on the hunt for Dr. Robotminsc. Robert hits level 50 before the third scripted battle.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 690: “Spay and Neuter Your Owlbear Cubs” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris launches his new brand, Elsa coffee. Kelley's Pokémon demand she finds a caramel apple and a teacup. Ryan apparently got left in Seattle and is still at PAX West.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 693: “The Brew Never Bothered Me Anyways” appeared first on RPGamer.

Sam wants two things, coke and nuggs. Robert hails the hypnobooty. Ryan has to go recruit more Ryans. And Chris commissions a new Sesame Street horror adventure. Guard your eyes.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 695: “Jason Statham Is the Best Dinosaur” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris puts on his tummy control sumo pants and gets uploaded into a big booby robot girl. Kelley married a Lego elitist who won't pirate a pirate ship. Robert stares into catfinity, and the bunny stares back.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 700: “Come Here, Barney!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Robert finds out what Godzilla sushi tastes like. Josh pimps his Segway. Phil has a pictomancer at home. The awards all Chris's fault, because he didn't vote. Also, PoE is to Chris, as CoH is to Phil.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 710: “Xenoblade Chronicles X Doesn’t Love You Back” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley wonders how you fight a pillow. Chris adopts a sentient Sephiroth noodle. Ryan plays XCOM with a bear. Now everyone, go finish your Turkish Star Wars homework.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 715: “Chocobo Drifting” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris confesses to being a French Karen. Kelley is consumed by the Lego mimic freebie. And Robert gets an anime pretzel robot roommate.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 718: “Hamsterbam” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley gets bored and cleans her bathroom. Memories of the Virtual Boy make Josh's eyes hurt. Robert can't stop singing about Albuquerque. Chris, meanwhile, decides to make his own farming sim with coffee shops and old people.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 719: “Good morning, everybody. Hairball!” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris gets ready for his favorite part of FFXIV, the benchmark. Kelley complains about her hotel bed while waiting for a tow truck. Josh is force feeding his army desserts. Meanwhile...wait...Robert...wake up, Robert!

The post RPG Cast – Episode 720: “Self Checkout Bouncers” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley eats radioactive sushi. Chris tries to learn what a "zound" is. Josh goes to the Millennium tower one last time and rips off his shirt. Johnathan makes his bi-annual visit to Suiko-shame Chris.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 724: “Can I Sell You a Battle Pass Warranty?” appeared first on RPGamer.

Kelley builds a fan mod alternate LEGO Sonic build. Josh learns not to read the wiki...any wiki. Matt digs through Infinity's trash to find out when the money ran out. Chris is watching the anime...but it's not good either.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 733: “You Don’t Have to Go Home but You Can’t Fish Here” appeared first on RPGamer.

Chris warns about goblins and bugbears living together. Josh learns he's the most likely to be loaded into the soul cannon first. Kelley only watches the bottom half of Looney Tunes. And Robert has 99 problems but an EVA waifu ain't one.

The post RPG Cast – Episode 736: “Meowsable Pile of Secrets” appeared first on RPGamer.