9

TOM UTLEY: What my wifi going wonky taught me about Prince Philip's lessons for life 

TOM UTLEY: Well, the minutes passed, and then the hours - and still I could get nothing but that infuriating message. I began to feel something like panic stealing over me.




9

TOM UTLEY: So Beethoven wasn't deaf? What next!

TOM UTLEY: The most moving story in the history of music, I reckon, is the familiar account of the stone-deaf Beethoven's public appearance - his first on stage for 12 years.




9

TOM UTLEY: 7,994 hours of our lives spent in regret? Not I...

TOM UTLEY: All right, I'm prepared to believe that some people spend a chunk of every day wishing they'd done something differently. Take David Cameron...




9

TOM UTLEY: Oh, how I envy face 'super-recognisers'... I'm a super-forgetter

TOM UTLEY: Enough to say I will not be applying for a retirement job in the police as one of its specialist group of officers who never forget a face. Pictured: Super-recogniser PCSO Andy Pope.




9

TOM UTLEY: I've been ruled by members of the female sex... even ones with four legs

TOM UTLEY: When my bosses suggested I should take a leaf out of the Prime Minister's book by writing about five women who had shaped my life, my heart sank (pictured, Margaret Thatcher).




9

TOM UTLEY: Call me a suicidal, homicidal maniac but I've just taken Mrs U to the pub

TOM UTLEY: I know many readers will condemn me as a suicidal, homicidal maniac when I admit that, on Tuesday, I took Mrs U out for an idyllic pub lunch - perhaps our last for a very long time.




9

You don't need to win £58 million on the lottery to learn the value of money - try lockdown instead

TOM UTLEY: I couldn't help feeling a momentary twinge of sympathy for Ryan Hoyle, 38, when I read yesterday that the self-employed joiner had just won £58,366,487 in the EuroMillions draw.




9

I never thought I'd say this... but I'm so thrilled that my boomerang baby is moving back home 

TOM UTLEY: On the day this week when Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds were celebrating their happy event, my wife and I received joyful news about our own baby boy.




9

TOM UTLEY: The day I stabbed myself with a chandelier and why I won't miss foreign holidays one jot

TOM UTLEY: I'm quite content to stay here in my South London suburb -with perhaps a trip to Norfolk, Scotland or Wales when the lockdown eases.




9

Eddie Hearn says Anthony Joshua's next fight could be at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

Anthony Joshua's defence of his world heavyweight titles will 'almost certainly' be in the UK against Kubrat Pulev, according to boxing promoter Eddie Hearn.




9

Sportsmail's Kevin Quigley is shortlisted for TWO prizes at the SJA British Sports Journalism awards

Sportsmail photographer Kevin Quigley has been shortlisted in two categories for the SJA British Sports Journalism awards this year. 




9

Kaz Crossley and Anthony Joshua don their glad rags to attend Krept's 30th birthday celebrations

Caz Crossley and Anthony Joshua donned their finery on Saturday night to attend rapper Krept's 30th birthday celebrations in London.




9

Deontay Wilder says Anthony Joshua is 'just a straight coward'

Deontay Wilder has hit out at heavyweight rival Anthony Joshua, calling the British champion 'just a straight coward'. The pair have been feuding for over three years but are yet to meet in the ring.




9

Tottenham Stadium is 'front runner' to host Anthony Joshua vs Kubrat Pulev

Tottenham Stadium is the 'front-runner' to host Anthony Joshua's mandatory clash with Kubrat Pulev in the summer. 




9

Arsenal 'battle it out with rivals Tottenham to host Anthony Joshua's fight' with Kubrat Pulev

Arsenal and Tottenham usually battle it out on the pitch but now they competing off the field as the north London duo are competing to host Anthony Joshua's next fight. 




9

Deontay Wilder jokes about Anthony Joshua's 'pitty pat' punching style

Deontay Wilder has taken a swipe at heavyweight rival Anthony Joshua as he steps up preparations for his rematch with Tyson Fury by mocking his boxing style.




9

Eddie Hearn reveals he'll offer Tyson Fury v Deontay Wilder winner 50-50 split for AJ fight

Hearn has claimed that both Wilder and Fury have rebuffed offers to face Joshua in the past but believes that they have reached a point now where the fight has to happen.




9

Daisy Lowe joins Little Mix's Jade Thirlwall for dinner hosted by boxer Anthony Joshua

The model, 31, looked sensational in her dark fitted dress as she attended the dinner with Jade, 27, and several other stars in London's Amazonico restaurant on Thursday,




9

Eddie Hearn confirms Anthony Joshua will do 'everything' to make Tyson Fury fight happen

Eddie Hearn insists he is now determined to get Anthony Joshua into the ring with Tyson Fury, admitting it is the one fight his prized asset wants to take on next.




9

Kubrat Pulev 'DEPORTED from the US and sent back to Bulgaria over visa issue'

Anthony Joshua's next potential opponent Kubrat Pulev has been deported from the United States to Bulgaria due to a visa issue according to The Athletic. Pulev was boarding a flight.




9

Tyson Fury's next fight: Wilder trilogy, Anthony Joshua or mandatory Dillian Whyte?

The boxing world is now Tyson Fury's oyster following his sensational seventh-round TKO victory over Deontay Wilder, as tongues begin wagging and the question of 'what's next' spreads over lips.




9

Tyson Fury vs Anthony Joshua would be as big as 1966 England World Cup final win, says Frank Warren

Warren made the huge claim in the immediate aftermath of Tyson Fury climbing back to the summit of world boxing to reclaim his crown as heavyweight champion. Now rival AJ lies in wait.




9

Tyson Fury's promoter Frank Warren reveals Deontay Wilder's camp likely to invoke TRILOGY fight

After their first fight was a split decision draw in December 2018, Fury dominated Wilder on Saturday night in Las Vegas, with the American's corner throwing in the towel in the seventh round.




9

Tyson Fury's next fight? Deontay Wilder trilogy, a Anthony Joshua unification fight or retirement?

After Tyson Fury's devastating dismantling of Deontay Wilder on Saturday night, the question now on everyone's lips is: what's next? Sportsmail assess all the options...




9

Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury, Anthony Johsua and Dillian Whyte - what next for boxing's heavyweights

Tyson Fury's stunning victory over Deontay Wilder has set the heavyweight division alight. Here, Sportsmail looks at how the landscape has changed.




9

Tyson Fury's promoter Frank Warren says he tried to arrange fight with Anthony Joshua enough times

Fury, who touched down at Manchester Airport on Tuesday morning following his remarkable victory over Deontay Wilder in Las Vegas, is now looking ahead to his next heavyweight challenge.




9

Hearn wants Wilder-Fury trilogy 'out of the way' as he eyes unification bout for Anthony Joshua

Tyson Fury and Deontay Wider have been urged by Anthony Joshua's promoter Eddie Hearn to 'hurry up' with their third showdown in order to pave the way for a heavyweight title unification fight.




9

John Fury's stark warning to Anthony Joshua as fans call for Tyson Fury fight

Fury's dad, John, has told Joshua and his promoter Eddie Hearn to stay clear of his son because he will 'make your life a misery' amid calls for a huge British unification fight between the pair.




9

Eddie Hearn reveals he has had a 'good chat' with Tyson Fury's promoter Bon Arum over Joshua clash

Eddie Hearn has continued to talk up a huge all-British unification bout between his fighter Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury after revealing he had a 'good chat' with rival promoter Bob Arum.




9

Tyson Fury set to fight Anthony Joshua in autumn if Wilder accepts 'step-aside money', says Warren

Team Fury have not given up hope of Wilder accepting some 'step aside money' to clear the way for it to happen, while Warren has hit out at the American for his excuses in the aftermath of the fight.




9

Kevin De Bruyne would improve Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool and Man City should be worried

MARTIN SAMUEL - CHIEF SPORTS WRITER: There may be more than two months to go, but naming the Premier League XI of the season already seems easy enough. It's Liverpool.




9

Tyson Fury's wife Paris wants him to face Anthony Joshua and then retire

Paris Fury wants her husband, Tyson, to make a mega-fight victory over Anthony Joshua his final fight, retiring as the undisputed heavyweight champion after 'Battle of Britain'.




9

Anthony Joshua's fight with Kubrat Pulev CONFIRMED to take place at Spurs' ground

There had been suggestions the Brit would face Tyson Fury but Deontay Wilder activated the clause in his contract on Sunday that gives him a rematch with the Gypsy King.




9

Tyson Fury's sparring partner Jared Anderson reveals how his style shaped Gypsy King's victory 

The unsung hero of Tyson Fury's win over Deontay Wilder has been revealed as Jared Anderson, who was the Gypsy King's main sparring partner and prepared him with his speed and evasive style.




9

Tyson Fury responds to Deontay Wilder's claim that his ring walk costume caused his defeat

Tyson Fury has responded to Deontay Wilder excuse that his shock loss to the Gypsy King was caused by his 'heavy' ring walk outfit, saying fighters will often refuse to blame themselves after a defeat.




9

Tyson Fury's promoter lays out fight plan: Deontay Wilder in July and Anthony Joshua in November

The Gypsy King, 31, will have two fights left on his contract after battling Wilder for a third time and he wants to take on fellow Brits Joshua and Whyte.




9

Anthony Joshua believes Tyson Fury's previous turmoil gave him mentality to defeat Deontay Wilder

Anthony Joshua believes Tyson Fury's battle with depression and mental health issues has improved his mentality as a fighter. 




9

Conor McGregor 'could make return to UFC a week before Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder's rematch'

Conor McGregor could make his UFC return just a week before Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder battle for the third time in what could be one of the biggest fight weeks of all time.




9

Floyd Mayweather predicts Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua's dominance will soon come to an end

Fury claiming the WBC title from Wilder in a spectacular display last month means he and Joshua, the WBA, IBF and WBO champion, hold all four of the major belts in the heavyweight division.




9

Tyson Fury's trainer says Deontay Wilder should forget about trilogy and instead face Andy Ruiz

Tyson Fury's trainer and former world Champion Andy Lee has advised Deontay Wilder to not enter the ring with Fury for the third time and instead fight Andy Ruiz.




9

What needs to happen for Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury's super-fight to happen THIS YEAR

JORDAN SEWARD: There are still a lot of hurdles that need jumping before we can see Fury vs Joshua. Here, Sportsmail looks at the potential issues and what needs to happen for the fight to be agreed.




9

Tyson Fury's camp opens talks over fight with unknown Australian cruiserweight Jai Opetaia

Tyson Fury's team have opened discussions to face Australian cruiserweight Jai Opetaia in Sydney next year, despite a trilogy fight against Deontay Wilder coming up this summer.




9

Anthony Joshua's fight with Pulev WON'T be behind closed doors, says Hearn amid coronavirus crisis

There have been growing concerns that the coronavirus crisis could impact Joshua's first fight on home soil since 2018 but Hearn has insisted the fight cannot happen behind closed doors.




9

'Tyson Fury has had two good fights in his career': Anthony Joshua fires warning to Gypsy King

The Gypsy King, who beat Deontay Wilder last month, previously taunted Joshua by saying he wasn't a champion until he beats him. Now Joshua has told Fury to be 'careful what he wishes for'.




9

'We're willing to do deal with Wilder': Hearn desperate to land Joshua super-fight THIS YEAR

Joshua's promoter insists that plans will be set for the all-British fight assuming AJ and Fury win in the summer, but also revealed Joshua could fight Wilder if he wins the trilogy fight.




9

David Haye tells Anthony Joshua to emulate Tyson Fury's spectacular knockout of Deontay Wilder 

David Haye has told Anthony Joshua to ditch his newfound caution because he will be expected to emulate Tyson Fury's spectacular knockout of Deontay Wilder this summer.




9

Eddie Hearn admits Anthony Joshua's bout against Kubrat Pulev could be pushed back to July

Joshua is scheduled to face the Bulgarian at Tottenham's new stadium on June 20, but that date could now be required by the club for a potential extension of the Premier League campaign.




9

Anthony Joshua's fight with Kubrat Pulev postponed by 'several months' due to coronavirus outbreak

Anthony Joshua's world heavyweight title fight with Kubrat Pulev is set to be postponed by several months due to the coronavirus pandemic, the Bulgarian challenger said on Thursday. 




9

Tyson Fury's promoter Frank Warren takes swipe at Anthony Joshua   

Anthony Joshua was badly exposed in his first fight against Andy Ruiz and gave heavyweights the blueprint to beat him, says Frank Warren. 




9

Hearn reveals Joshua's bout with Fury could 'start taking priority' over Pulev fight 

The Matchroom Boxing chief has admitted that, due to the uncertainty that surrounds sport, Joshua may ditch his fight with Pulev to stage a highly-anticipated 'Battle of Britain' blockbuster.