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JAN MOIR: From the boffin Neil Ferguson to Boris Johnson, sex still makes fools of clever men

JAN MOIR: We are supposed to be sophisticated people, living in a time of enlightenment. Look at us. We paint pictures, play the piano and ice our cakes with star-shaped nozzles.




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Coronavirus crisis separates Owen Howkins from his best friend, Haatchi the Anatolian Shepherd dog

When three-legged Anatolian Shepherd Haatchi first entered Owen Howkins' home he would slide about recklessly, but, the moment he stepped into Owen's bedroom his demeanour changed completely.




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Coronavirus crisis means tonnes of British cheese is being thrown away

GUY ADAMS: we produce more varieties of cheese even than the French. Sadly, these high-quality cheeses are extremely difficult to shift with the h­ospitality sector closed.




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How Rishi Sunak's Yorkshire idyll went from Richmond to poorer

Chancellor Rishi Sunak once spoke about the closure of a local pub in his Richmond constituency in North Yorkshire and his regret over the loss. Now one third of his constituents face the dole.




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Kyle Walker opens up on his mental health anguish after breaking lockdown rules

The Sun reported that the 29-year-old had flouted Government guidelines just weeks after he apologised for holding a sex party with two escorts. Walker released a statement on social media.




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Piers Morgan shares crying emoji after veteran Ken Benbow, 94, is moved to tears on GMB

Navy veteran Ken Benbow, 94, made an appearance on GMB to commemorate V.E. Day when he broke down in tears after praising his 'wonderful' carer Kia for the 'marvellous' life he has had.




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Family receive poison pen letter over VE Day Union flags

Nicola and Mark Slater received the anonymous letter yesterday after decorating the outside of their home in Lawley, Shropshire, with bunting and flags to mark the 75th anniversary of VE Day.




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Pictured: British student, 18, killed in go-kart crash in Malaysia 

Chloe Brigden was driving the go-kart around a track at the Malaysia X-Park in the city of Iskandar Puteri, southern Malaysia, when she lost control of the vehicle and crashed.




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Anti-Semitic PM of Malaysia says he likes Jewish friends because 'they're not like other Jews'

Mahathir Mohamad has caused outrage after he said he only liked his Jewish friends because 'they're not like other Jews' at a Cambridge Union event on Sunday night.




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Drama in the Malaysian FA Cup semi-final as freekick from his own half seals late win

Spectacular scenes unfolded in the semi-finals of the Malaysia FA Cup, after the most bizarre of late goals hit the back of the net during Pahang's victory over visiting Perak.




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Caught red-handed: Farmer spray paints a monkey to punish it for stealing his fruit in Malaysia

The furious man, who has not been named, is believed to have caught the primate taking expensive durian fruits from his garden on the outskirts of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.




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Teenage brothers are arrested in Malaysia accused of raping their 13-year-old sister

Two teenage brothers have been arrested on suspicion of rape after their 13-year-old sister gave birth to a baby girl in Malaysia.




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MH370: French investigators discover 'mystery 200lb load' added to flight list

Ghyslain Wattrelos, who lost his wife and two children on the Malaysia Airlines flight, said the cargo was revealed in a new report. It could add evidence to the theory a stowaway hijacked the jet.




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Australian tourist issues warning to travellers in Asia buying items at duty-free

Perth man Colin Ahearn was travelling from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, to Phuket, Thailand, when he decided to buy some of his favourite duty-free alcohol at the international airport.




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Instagram is DOWN: Users complain as app crashes around the world AGAIN

The site had been experiencing spotty troubles since the early morning hours on Thursday, but it all came to a head around 11:30 am (ET) when the outages appeared to spike.




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Moment mother FREEZES in shock after her daughter travelled 6,000 miles to surprise her on birthday

Sarah bin Azmi travelled from Alaska to Malaysia to surprise her mother, who she had not seen in over a year. The woman looked shocked when she saw her daughter with a bunch of flowers next to her.




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British schoolgirl, 15, vanishes from a Malaysian resort while on holiday with her family 

Nora Quoirin (pictured right), who has learning difficulties, had been on a family holiday at a resort near Seremban, around an hour south of the capital Kuala Lumpur.




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Police launch sniffer dog search for British schoolgirl in Malaysia

Nora Quoirin, 15, from London, was on a two-week 'trip of a lifetime' with her family at a resort in the Malaysian town of Seremban, near Kuala Lumpur, when she disappeared.




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Missing British 15-year-old Nora Quoirin was NOT kidnapped from hotel room in Malaysia, say police

London schoolgirl Nora Quoirin, who has learning difficulties, has been missing since yesterday night, when her parents found her hotel room in Malaysia empty with the window open.




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Nora Quoirin's parents insist she WAS most likely abducted from Malaysian hotel

The 15-year-old London schoolgirl, who has learning difficulties, has been missing since last night, when her parents found her hotel room at the Dusun Resort empty with the window open.




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Canadian Captain left stranded as £4MILLION super yacht is ravaged by an inferno in Thailand

Black smoke billowed from the 180ft Lady D and the Canadian captain of the ship could do nothing while the blaze roared in Phuket, Thailand.




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Nora Quoirin: Malaysian search teams bring in 'cadaver dogs' in hunt for missing teen

As hopes of finding the missing 15-year-old (pictured) fades, cadaver dogs roamed the dense jungle with their handlers.




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Ex-king of Malaysia is set to marry 'a more suitable wife' after splitting from Russian beauty queen

Oksana Veovodina, 27, continues to deny a marital split from abdicated monarch Sultan Muhammad V, a diplomatic source in Moscow claims.




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Nora Quoirin: Parents of teen missing in Malaysia offer £10k reward

Meabh and Sebastien Quoirin offered a £10,000 reward for information on missing Nora as they made an emotional plea at a press conference in Malaysia (pictured).




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Nora Quoirin: Body found in hunt for missing British teen in Malaysia

The discovery was made by a member of the public on the tenth day of an intensive search of the area surrounding the eco-resort where she was on holiday.




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Nora Quoirin: Body found in Malaysian jungle is missing British teen

The discovery was made by a volunteer hiker on the tenth day of an intensive search of the area surrounding the eco-resort where she was on holiday.




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Heartwarming moment a disabled man lowers himself out of his wheelchair to rescue a kitten

Abu Fathiyyaturahma Menk Abdun Mujtahid, 30, noticed the kitten clutching to the concrete barriers in Sabah, Malaysia, last Saturday morning.




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Nora Quoirin: Parents' anguish as cause of death is still unknown

Medics in Malaysia say the results of a post-mortem exam on tragic teenager Nora Quoirin will be revealed Thursday at the earliest, after eight hours of tests failed to establish how she had died.




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Family faces agonising wait after eight-hour post-mortem fails to reveal how Nora Quoirin's died

Police in Malaysia said Nora Quoirin's family would have to wait until at least today for the results of tests that may unravel the mystery of her death. Her body was found in the jungle on Tuesday.




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Nora Quoirin: British police did their OWN investigation at resort where she vanished

A British officer from the National Crime Agency stayed at the Malaysian resort where Nora Quoirin vanished in order to test whether an intruder would have been able to snatch the teen undetected.




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Heartwarming moment five elephants are rescued after getting stuck in a disused goldmine in Malaysia

This is the heartwarming moment five elephants were rescued from an abandoned goldmine in Malaysia. Video shows wildlife officers digging a ramp to help free the elephants.




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Ex-King of Malaysia says he 'regrets his personal choices' in Russian beauty queen row

Rihana Oksana Veovodina married Sultan Muhammad V last year and he dramatically gave up his Malaysian throne in January amid growing pressure over their relationship.




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Hilarious moment a man bumps into his exact doppelgänger at a friend's wedding

Azly Yozof, 29, met his real life doppelgänger at his friend's wedding in Malaysia over the weekend, as his best-friend capture the hilarious moment on his phone.




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Kindness is a top priority in a long-term partner says a new study

One of the top qualities that we look for in a long-term partner is kindness, according to new research by Swansea University conducted on over 2,700 college students from across the globe.




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Jennifer Lopez movie Hustlers is banned in Malaysia

The star-studded movie - billed as a female 'Wolf of Wall Street' - has been deemed too inappropriate for Malaysian audiences and the country's authorities said it would be banned Friday.




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Pygmy elephant is found riddled with SEVENTY bullet holes after poachers killed it for its tusks

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: A male Borneo pygmy elephant was found dead in a river in Malaysia last week, and medics have confirmed the animal died after being shot 70 times at close range.




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Man attacks doctor in his office in Malaysia accusing him of sleeping with wife

Aiman Ariff Ahmad Amirudin, 31, was captured on video repeatedly kicking and stomping on the head of the doctor at his office in Bandar Baru Bangi in Malaysia, this week.




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Bank of Dad! Father discovers he can stop his toddler son crying by giving him a five dollar bill

This is the charming moment a child stops crying when his father hands him a bank note in Melaka, Malaysia. However, when the note is retrieved from the baby, he resumes bawling.




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Former soldier tells how his life was saved by Poppy Appeal after he was left homeless and suicidal

Leon Parker, 20, from Wirral, revealed how his life was saved by the British Legion after he was diagnosed with PTSD when he left the Army, and spent 13 weeks living in a tent in the woods.




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Adelaide woman issues desperate plea two years after her mother disappeared in Malaysia

Jen Bowen, from Adelaide, has travelled to South East Asia more than a dozen times since December 2017, when her mother Anna Jenkins vanished without a trace in Malaysia during a daylight Uber trip.




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Ex-King of Malaysia insists son born to his Russian wife is raised a Muslim and NEVER contacts him

Oksana Voevodina, 27, insists the child is the Sultan's - conceived on a holiday in Australia - and vowed to go to court in Moscow to demand a DNA test in a bid to prove the then king's paternity.




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He dyed like a dog! Stray pooch manages to turn his fur green by rolling around in coloured powder 

A stray dog was spotted this month with his fur dyed bright green after it is believed he rolled around in the coloured powder at a rubbish tip in Malaysia. His image went viral sparking a local rescue mission.




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Great Britain and England hockey player Sam Ward loses SIGHT in his left eye

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Sam Ward is now facing a battle to continue playing after being struck in the face with a hockey ball during an Olympic Games qualifier this month.




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Whale shark 'thanks' fishermen with a swish of its tail after they cut it free from rope

The encounter was filmed off the coast of Bintulu in Sarawak, Malaysia. Footage shows a fisherman pulling the shark closer to the boat before cutting it free with a cleaver.




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Steve Harvey flubs Miss Universe AGAIN after naming Miss Philippines a winner instead of Malaysia

The entertainer and author again was caught in a flub that was reminiscent of when he gave Miss Colombia the crown in 2015 and then had to take it back and give it to Miss Philippines.




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Miss Universe organizers claim Steve Harvey did NOT blunder

It initially appeared Steve Harvey had named the wrong winner in the category on Sunday when he announced Miss Philippines had won as Shweta Sekhon stood beside him in full costume.




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Iran's President Rouhani warns his nuclear experts are testing new advanced centrifuges

President Hassan Rouhani used his platform at the Islamic conference in the city to rebuke the 'heaviest sanctions' by the US, claiming Iran's economy is on the mend and moving away from reliance on oil.




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Malaysia Airlines has apologised after giving 'gross' snacks to passengers on flight to Auckland

Flight MH145 from Kuala Lumpur to Auckland was cancelled about 8.45pm on New Year's Day after passengers sat in the plane on the tarmac for hours.




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Ex-Arsenal and Bayern forward Lukas Podolski visits Johor Darul Ta'zim

The 34-year-old, who won the World Cup with Germany back in 2014, currently plies his trade in Japan at Vissel Kobe. The official Twitter account of Johor Darul Ta'zim posted photos of Podolski.




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Lewis Capaldi poses with Prince Harry at charity dinner before the Royal breaks silence over Mexit

Lewis, 234, jetted over from Malaysia, via Dubai, especially to perform at the function in London on Sunday evening, before heading to Los Angeles for the Grammy Awards.