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OH, I DON'T KNOW....

OH, I DON'T KNOW.... if they take the three actors and pour cement over them it might not be so bad.












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AMBITION

AMBITION Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Or the unimaginable hideous gapin void of space. One of the two.





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YOU NOTICE THAT

YOU NOTICE THAT but you don't notice the fainting goats for sale







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FAILBLOG

FAILBLOG failing harder than all the fails combined




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WHITEBEARD

WHITEBEARD so f*cking awesome even He-Man joined his crew






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MAINE

MAINE got snow?











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YOUR EMINENCE'S MOTHER

YOUR EMINENCE'S MOTHER is so robust, that she once leapt into the air and got stuck

















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The Zombie Grinder 4000 Slingshot: The Ultimate in Anti-Undead Technology






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31 Church Signs That'll Restore Your Faith In Making It Through a Hungover Sunday

Did last night get away from you? You find the meaning of life in an enlightening grease-soaked bag of fries sometime around 230AM when the bars had finally closed, and your booze-blinded ass somehow made it home? Or did you fail to achieve such lofty goals, and just mindlessly empty whatever bottle was set before you? And now today you're stomaching all the fleeting bliss of last night. Well, sit back, refill that that water glass, prop your feet up, loathe life, and maybe even find yourself laughing at these funny, unintentionally ironic church signs.