Revision #1

Dear Query Shark:

Lily Carter has hid her singing voice away for years for fear of rejection.

Lily Carter has hidden, not hid.

These kinds of mistakes can fell your query before you know it.

If grammar and syntax aren't your forte, it's ok. It's not a sign of bad writing, or low character.

Just recognize that it's a stumbling block and make friends with Miss Picklepuss, the copy editor from hell. She'll help you remove these gremlins. It might cost some money, but this is something you do want to invest in.

Her best friend (now ex-best friend)

you don't need both of these.

Your reader will intuit that they were once best friends if she's now the ex-best friend.

Watch for this kind of over-writing.

made it clear she should never sing in public if she can help it.

Suggest taking this last part out just to give the sentence more drama.

So Lily sings only when she's sure no one else can hear her. Imagine her embarrassment when the new kid in town catches her in the act.

Imagine her embarrassment takes us out of the narrative.

You're telling, not showing.

Avoid that.

She's embarrassed.

But embarrassed is such a tepid word for the plot point that's driving the narrative.

Here's a good place to get out the Thesaurus and dig around for more vivid words.

mortified

humiliated

(and there are others, take your pick)

Already at odds with Jack Sutton after an encounter with him at school, Lily expects nothing but scorn from him.

Again, pare out what you don't need.

This is the meat and tater tots of revising. Early drafts are almost always too long. Pare out everything you don't need.

But instead of making fun of her, he compliments her, throwing all her preconceived notions about what a terrible singer she is into question. 

It's NOT a preconceived notion, is it? It's what someone told her (someone with some sort of malevolent agenda it sounds like.)

Internal conflicts in a query are huge red flag. It tells me you don't have a handle on the plot, and the full manuscript may not hold together very well. Again, here's where Miss Picklepuss can be of great value.

Suddenly, the aggravating yet undeniably charming Jack keeps is popping up all over the place. At school, at church, and then there’s the real icing on the cake. It turns out that Jack is the brother of her new best friend.

Do we need to know any of this?

This next sentence connects to the previous one more directly.

With a musical background himself and a dogged belief that Lily has talent, Jack makes it his mission to get Lily back on the horse. Or the stage, so to speak.

Consider:

Jack has a musical background himself, and seems to think Lily has talent.

He makes it his mission to get Lily back on stage.

There's a LOT to be said for starting your sentences with the subject, not burying it in a clause.

As Lily spends more time with Jack and his spirited sister Cat, a self-consciousness Lily didn't even realize she had developed begins to mend.

She didn't realize she was self-conscious about her singing?

Are you serious here? That just doesn't make sense unless Lily is blindingly un-self aware.

She's literally stopped singing outside of the shower.

She even gets up the courage to enter the high school talent show thanks to a little prodding from Jack and his agreement to help her prepare for the show. When Jack starts giving her singing lessons, Lily slowly begins believing in herself again.  

But Lily has a few obstacles to overcome. Like that pesky stage fright thing. Or the ex-best friend who unexpectedly resurfaces and tries to sabotage Lily’s chances. Or the growing feelings she’s developing for her best friend’s brother. Lily must rely on her friends, her family, and her new-found confidence in order to get ready for talent show day.

You've got a lot of stuff going on here, but not very much plot.

What's the problem here?

Lily has been told she shouldn't sing in public.

What problem does that create?

Then Jack comes along and tells her she does have a singing voice.

What problem does that solve?

TAKE A DEEP BREATH is a young adult novel complete at 60,000 words

You don't need to say it's complete.

That's assumed.

And this just doesn't feel YA to me. There's no sense of Lily or Jack learning to navigate in the real world. There's no real romantic element.

that portrays the sarcastic, yet vulnerable Lily along with her lovable family and kindhearted friends.

Sarcastic?

Not in these pages she isn't.

A story of personal growth with a touch of romance, this novel is similar to Maybe This Time by Kasie West or Eyes on Me by Rachel Harris.

I am a small town Minnesota gal, where a person can go from wearing a sweatshirt and wool socks one day to a tank top and sandals the next. This is my first novel.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

you've got a lot of concept but not enough story.

You need more plot on the page. The problem Lily faces, and the choices to solve, and what's at stake.

It will help if we see those things for Jack too.

You've only got 60K here so you've a got a LOT of room to add more depth.

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Original query

This query is a completely revised one from the one I started with as that one got me a couple of partial requests, but nothing serious. Now, since I've started using this query, I haven't even gotten a nibble. 

In the first  53 words you have two problems that could lead to an immediate pass.

While agents aren't actively looking for reasons to pass if you give them two in short order, that's what's going to happen.

My first query was succinct but a bit commercial in my opinion. So I tried to offer a quirkier approach with this one.

 A bit commercial isn't a bad thing. Agents are looking for things they can sell (ie commercial).

 I did beef up my bio after reading your archives. 

141 words is about 100 too many. See notes below. An extensive bio doesn't make up for problems in the query so lets focus on that.

You also stated in the archives that queries should have at least 2 comps. Is it okay to comp an author instead like I did?  

 No, see notes below

Dear Query Shark:

People are creatures of habit. They take the same route to school every day, they buy the same brand of soap they always do, and they listen to the same radio station, day in and day out. And they also sit at the same school desk every morning in first period English class.

When I read this, I have no idea if you're querying for fiction or non-fiction.

That's a big problem when agents are getting dozens of queries a week.

Big problem = pass.

It's more effective to start with the character's name and what problem she faces

At least, that’s what Lily Carter used to do.

Consider instead:

People are creatures of habit.

Lily Carter is a creature of habit.

They take the same route to school every day, they buy the same brand of soap they always do, and they listen to the same radio station, day in and day out.

She takes the same route to school every day, buys the same brand of soap, listens to the same radio station, day in and day you.

 And they also sit at the same school desk every morning in first period English class.

And sit at the same desk every morning in first period English.

But when you revise like this the real problem becomes very clear.

You're describing someone who doesn't sound very interesting. In fact, she sounds dull as dishwater.

That's DEATH in a query, particularly in YA.

Death = pass.

Now, if there's a reason Lily is so methodical in her daily life, that would give her some depth.

Is this how she feels safe?

Did she read Gustave Flaubert and take his advice to heart: "Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work."

Let's give Lily some context here.

 Until Jack Sutton just waltzed in and stole it right out from under her. The gentlemanly thing to do would have been to give it back. Instead, he refused to acknowledge her rightful claim of dibs and in the process managed to ruffle her feathers, push her buttons, flip her lid, and get her goat. If you know what I mean.

Because he sat in her chair?

Does this seem like a very intense reaction to something that's essentially not important?  It's not like he said her mum wears army boots.

So, Jack is the last person on earth that Lily wants witnessing her humiliating attempt at singing.

There's no connection here between Jack stealing her seat in English class and witnessing her humiliating attempt at singing.

How is it that Jack is in her life at all?

Lily has been very careful to keep her voice under wraps after receiving rejection at the hands of a close friend.

What was Lily trying to do that a close friend rejected her?

Specifics are much more compelling than generalities.

You don't want to be awash in too much detail, but you need more than you have here.

Surprisingly though, Jack challenges her belief of mediocrity. 

What he actually does is challenge her belief that her singing is mediocre.

You need razor sharp, precise sentences in a query.

He actually begins to make her question a lot of things. Like the idea that the talent show is out of her league. Maybe, it's not. Maybe, she could even win it.

Although there is the small matter of that pesky stage fright thing…

So far, there's nothing interesting about Lily, and she sounds rather like a basket case. This is a HUGE problem in YA that is character driven.

As Lily gets closer to Jack and his spirited sister Cat, a self-consciousness Lily didn't even realize she had developed begins to mend. Thanks to a little prodding from her new friends, Lily signs up for the talent show. 

 What does Jack see in Lily that he's investing time and emotional support in her?

But someone from Lily's past is determined to see her fail. 

This is absolutely out of left field. With no context it's like a big ink blot on the page.

Let's give the antagonist some more page time.

Lily must rely on her friends, her family, and her new-found confidence in order to overcome the obstacles in her way. 

What obstacles? I thought there was an antagonist trying to thwart her.

Take a Deep Breath is a young adult novel complete at 60,000 words that portrays the sarcastic, yet vulnerable Lily along with her lovable family and kindhearted friends. A story of personal growth with a touch of romance, this novel will appeal to fans of Kasie West.

You need to use titles, not authors. Those titles need to be recent, no earlier than 2019.

Your bio is 141 words. Given a query should be 250-300 you've spent a larger percentage of your word count on your bio and not your book.

I am a small town Minnesota gal, where a person can go from wearing a sweatshirt and wool socks one day to a t-shirt and sandals the next. With a penchant for staying in every night with my two cats and a DVD collection to rival a Blockbuster store (are there any of those in existence anymore?) one might be tempted to call me an introvert. If it weren't for my extroverted husband, I just might be. Kudos to him for getting me out of my comfort zone and making friends with the outside world. Who knew I would enjoy things like pickleball and Korean BBQ? (not at the same time, for heaven's sake). This is my first novel and

 I'm looking to team up with an agent who can help an eager, wide-eyed newcomer navigate the ropes of the literary world.

This kind of statement is counter-productive.

Agents see this as code for needy and naive.  Even if you are these things, they're not something you'd put in your bio.  Remember a query is also about the agent assessing if you're someone they want to work with. Someone who clearly will need a lot of hand holding is less likely to get a nod. Just leave this kind of statement out.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

This does not have enough edge to be YA.

It sounds middle grade to me.

There's no sense of Lily coming to terms with the larger world, or figuring out her place in it.

It's all character development and very light on plot.

There's not enough story on the page.

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During the early reign of King Charles III (Charles the Simple) in West Francia, the area was besieged by Viking invasions, while the memory of the previous and frequent Saracen incursions was still fresh in the minds of the general populace. The Saracens were Muslim - mostly Berbers from Africa – and had only let up on the Franks because they’d been pushed back by the Vikings. The local nobles were left largely to fend the Vikings off on their own.

In Paladins of the West Kingdom, players assume the role of these unnamed nobles (most likely Dukes), working to keep the region safe and spread their faith (historically: Christianity).  I really enjoy this theme, and in fact, playing the game nurtured my interest in the historical kingdom of West Francia.  That’s why I can tell you that while the rulebook notes that the King lends his Paladins to the nobles to aid them in their quest, I’m giving all the credit for the loan to the designers, Shem Phillips and S J MacDonald.  Paladins are a fictional group of knights in French lore (think of them as similar to the Knights of the Round Table in British lore),  or alternatively, a translation of the Frankish royal title of Palatine Count, which was a noble that focused mostly on judicial and governing matters and was not known as a knight.

I’ve won a few and lost a few games of Paladins. It’s a worker placement game that incorporates card drafting.  At the beginning of every round, players draw the next three Paladin cards in their deck and choose one to play for the round, one to put back on top of their Paladin deck to draw during the next round, and one to put at the bottom of their Paladin deck. Each Paladin boosts faith, influence, or strength (usually more than one of these), and also provides a special benefit. If you’ve got players prone to analysis paralysis, this is where they may get stalled, especially in the first few rounds. After Paladins are selected and put into play, workers for the round are selected by each player and put into their personal resource supply. You have many stations on your player board to place your workers during the round,  and when you do so, your moves are independent and walled off from your opponents (they cannot tamper with your player board or placement of your workers on it). However, there is one area on the general board (the King’s Favour card area) where you can also place your workers and those spots are competitive. Also contributing to player interaction – some of the stations on your player board where you place workers allow you to move resources (monks and outposts) from your player board to the main board, consuming a competitive spot that provides a placement reward. And all the resource cards on display around the main board – the townsfolk you can hire, the walls you can build, the outsiders you can attack or convert, the tavern cards you draw workers from, and the suspicion cards you gain $$$ from, are all lucrative items for which players must compete. So we’ve got a good mix of independent action and player interaction in Paladins.  There are not a lot of opportunities for  “take that” behavior in this game, other than perhaps timing your draw of suspicion cards to trigger an inquisition when you know your opponents will suffer a penalty and be forced to take on more debt.

Giving the game more intellectual weight, worker placement on your board and the actions workers trigger often have additional requirements beyond number and types (i.e., colors) of workers. The actions triggered by worker placement may be constrained by your strength, faith, or influence level. And some spots or actions triggered by placing workers in those spots require money or provisions. All of these prerequisites can be gained as rewards from prior actions triggered by various worker placement, so much of the game is finding the most efficient ways to obtain prerequisites associated with the series of actions you’d like to take as the game progresses. I worried this decision making would be a weak point for analysis paralysis (I’m a pretty good candidate for testing potential AP, as I’m prone to it) and while there can be a bit of that during the game, nothing excessive was logged during our plays.  

The artists (Shem Phillips on graphic design and Mihajlo Dimitrievski on illustrations) have printed helpful indicators next to each placement location on boards and cards to identify any prerequisites as well as rewards. It’s an example of how the designers have worked with the artists to layer meaningful game information into the layers of artwork. In fact, all of the symbols implemented across the game components are really quite helpful. Bonus: once you familiarize yourself with them in one of the West Kingdom games, you’ll have learned them for the entire series as the artists reuse the same symbols in all three titles.

Beyond the iconography, the illustrations and other artwork are lovely. As with the iconography, the same style of artwork is implemented across the entire series and it carries the theme well. There was a good mix of cisgender representation, but not a lot of racial diversity, especially as would be suggested by the historical setting of the game (for example, Berbers in the area had skin tones ranging from light to to dark brown).

The components for Paladins of the West Kingdom are well made.

There are wooden meeples, an assortment of foldable boards constructed from cardboard, and various plastic coated card decks. We found the rulebook to be clear and direct, and there weren’t any items we had to look up online. It would have been nice if the designers included a player aid in the components, but I was able to compensate for the oversight by downloading a detailed player aid another user uploaded to the forums on BoardGameGeek.com.

Paladins of the West Kingdom is my favorite game of the West Kingdom series. All of the worker types and available actions make sense within the context of the theme, the mechanisms (worker placement, card drafting) integrate tightly with the scoring system to provide opportunities for building a victory point engine, and the game is complex and interesting yet still accessible for new players. The game is also a great value at its price point (approx $50) given you’ll get dozens of multiplayer games in before even a hint of same-o same-o creeps in. Many games with comparable replayability and complexity are double the price of Paladins. There’s also a solo play mode, which provides an additional way to explore the game.

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Publisher: Renegade Game Studios
Players: 1-4 (We played with 2)
Actual Playing Time (vs the guideline on the box): About 2 hours per game
Game type: card drafting, worker placement
Retail Price: $50

Rating:

Jenni’s rating scale:
OUI: I would play this game again; this game is ok. I probably would not buy this game myself but I would play it with those who own it and if someone gave it to me I would keep it.
OUI OUI: I would play this game again; this game is good. I would buy this game.
OUI OUI OUI: I LOVE THIS GAME. I MUST HAVE THIS GAME.
NON: I would not play this game again. I would return this game or give it away if it was given to me.

Whenever Martin Wallace designs a new game, I am all over it. This is because I absolutely love Brass Birmingham (another MW designed game); in fact Brass Birmingham is my #1 board game of all time. Over the years, his other games I've tried have been pretty good, but not necessarily amazing must-buys. Still, I keep trying each new release of his, searching for that next star performer. That's why I'm excited to report that Anno 1800 is, in fact, a star performer, and an amazing must-buy board game.

Anno 1800 was adapted by the publisher (Kosmos) from a Ubisoft video game of the same name. In the board game, players take on the role of industrialists, charged with developing their island economies and exploring other islands. Each player begins the game with a personal industry board with trade & exploration ships, a shipyard, and industrial goods tiles printed on the board.

A starting collection of workers (wooden cubes) of various types to produce the goods is also provided to each player. A specific type of worker must be placed on a goods tile on a player’s personal industry board to produce the good, and it remains there until an action is taken (the festival action) to move all the workers back to their unused (“residential”) area. Each player is also dealt a hand of population cards and a couple of trade and exploration tokens. The population cards have a requirement that must be met (depicted on the face of the card; typically the production of a good, or the relinquishment of trade or exploration tokens) before they can be played. The trade tokens are a prerequisite for using an opponent’s goods and the exploration tokens are a prerequisite for sailing to other islands.

In the center of the play area, there is a common industries board, with a limited number of each type of goods tile stacked in little piles for the taking, as well as shipyard and ship tiles. If you’re familiar with Brass Birmingham, the layout on the central board in Anno 1800 is somewhat akin to how the industry tiles are stacked on your personal playing board before you remove them to place on the central board in Brass.

To round out the setup, there are stacks of population cards (sorted by the type of worker each card is associated with), new world cards (basically a twist on population cards; given out as a benefit when you explore new world islands), expedition cards (provide opportunities for additional end game scoring; these are given out as a benefit by population or new world cards but can also be purchased with exploration tokens), and a handful of common objective cards (each one provides end game scoring bonuses for players who meet the objective).    

During a player’s turn, a player chooses from among several actions:

• Expand industry by adding the ability to produce new goods to their island (construct new industry). To do so, a player will take a goods tile from the central board, flip it over, and place it onto a free space (or over top an existing goods tile they are willing to lose the ability to produce going forward). Some goods tiles have prerequisites that must be met in order to construct them on a personal industry board. For example, to gain the ability to produce soap, a player must place the required type of workers on their personal industry board to produce pig fat and coal. Once they’ve done so, they may take the soap tile from the common industries board.
• Expand industry by adding a new shipyard to their island (construct a new shipyard). To do so, players will take a shipyard tile from the central board, flip it over, and place it onto a free space along the coast of their island (or over top an existing shipyard tile they are willing to lose the ability to produce ships from going forward). There are level 1, 2, and 3 shipyards, corresponding to the type of ship they can produce. Like goods tiles, shipyards have prerequisites that must be met in order to construct them on a personal industry board.
• Expand industry by adding new ships to their island (construct one or more new ships).  To do so, players will take as many ship tiles  as they’d like to build from the central board, flip them over, and place them onto free spaces in the harbor of their island (or over top an existing ship tiles they are willing to lose). There are level 1, 2, and 3 ships, corresponding to the type of shipyards that produced them. Like goods tiles, ships have prerequisites that must be met in order to construct them on a personal industry board. Additionally, ship production is limited to 1 ship per established shipyard on a player’s personal industry board.
• Increase the workforce by up to three new workers by meeting the prerequisites for recruiting each worker. When this action is taken, a player takes the worker cubes from the central supply that they have met the recruiting prerequisites for and adds those workers to their home island, placing them in the residential area. Note that each type of worker taken also requires the player to draw a population card corresponding to that worker type from the central card stacks. This card is added to the player’s existing hand of population cards.
• Upgrade up to three workers by meeting the prerequisites for upgrading each worker. When this action is taken, a player takes the worker cubes from the central supply that they have met the upgrade prerequisites for and adds those workers to their home island, placing them in the same general area that the worker they are replacing was located. This means if a player upgrades a worker from the residential area on their personal industry board, the upgraded worker should be placed in the residential area as well. But if the player upgrades a worker that was already in place on a goods tile, the upgraded worker should likewise be placed back on that same goods tile.
• Play a population card from their hand and fulfill the card’s requirement to receive a one time benefit (more workers or worker upgrades, gold, trade or exploration tokens, expedition cards, an extra turn,  new world resources,  or the ability to discard cards in hand without otherwise playing them first). Most of these benefits can be redeemed (“activated”) at any time after playing the card – on the current turn or on a future turn – and these activations are bonus actions, so you can do as many of them on a turn as you wish. Once they are activated, they are turned face down and kept in a player’s personal area. Playing a population card also amasses victory points (called influence points in Anno 1800) to be scored at the end of the game; these will make up the bulk of a player’s influence points when the game is concluded. 
• Swap up to three population cards from their hand with the same number of cards from the communal population decks. This might be done if a player didn’t find the cards in their hand useful and wanted to gamble for better cards from the central decks.
• Sail and explore an old world or new world island by expending exploration tokens.  Exploring old world islands extends the manufacturing spaces of a player’s personal industry board and provides an immediate one time bonus as depicted on the old world island drawn. Exploring new world islands provides access to three new raw materials (such as cotton, coffee beans, or tobacco) per island that can be obtained using trade tokens. These materials are accessible only by the player who drew the island (a private relationship with the island natives). If a new world island is explored, the player must also draw three new world cards from the central stacks and add them to their hand.
• Take an expedition and draw up to three expedition cards by expending exploration tokens. Each of these cards show an animal and an artifact discovered on the expedition. At the end of the game, assuming the player holding the expedition cards has the requisite workers in their supply to oversee the animals and artifacts depicted, they will receive influence points for the specimens.

For any of the above actions that require a prerequisite good that the player cannot or does not want to produce, the good can be obtained from an opponent by trading the required number of trade tokens in exchange for the production of the good. Likewise, for actions that require a worker that the player cannot currently supply because it has been exhausted already, the necessary worker can be returned to its residential district before the action by paying the required amount of gold to entice them home. 

• Celebrate a festival to reset all workers and replenish trade and exploration tokens. When this action is taken, a player moves all of their workers back to the residential area of their personal industry board and refills each of their ships with the type and number of token specified.   

The game continues, turn after turn, action after action, until a player plays or discards their final population card. Once that happens, that player gains the 7 VP fireworks token, and the rest of the players are allowed to complete their turns in the current round and one additional round, prior to final scoring. Scoring is detailed in the rulebook, but to summarize, it consists of points from population cards, expedition cards, gold, the fireworks token, and the objective cards. Note that scorepads are not included in the game, but can be downloaded from the publisher’s website.

Let’s talk components. Highlights of the Anno 1800 component artwork include the box cover and the reproduction of the box cover art on the back of the player boards. The rest of the artwork across the components I’d classify as adequate; it does its job to reinforce the theme without being overly distracting. The component construction and durability are adequate also, and should hold up fine over several plays, except for the population cards. We’ve played less than 10 times and the cards are already bending at the edges. They don’t seem to be high quality I know it’s a little unfair to compare the quality of cardstock used in the high end Kickstarter games I’ve gotten used to with that of the cardstock used in a retail edition of a board game like this one, but it’s really an area that Kosmos could have put a little more care into. You might want to sleeve your population cards to prevent damage if you play this game frequently.

Getting into the gameplay, there’s lots of strategy to explore, game after game. Reading over strategy forums online, I see a lot of discussion on trying to win the game by hoarding all the red workers, getting architect workers first to build ships, creating a strong feedback loop of acquiring new workers and 8 point population cards, etc, etc. Everyone thinks they’ve devised the very best strategy to ensure victory and there is much debate. And of course, the effectiveness of any given strategy varies across different player counts. What works exceedingly well in a 4 player game may not work at all in a 2 player game.

I didn’t face a lot of analysis paralysis in my plays of Anno 1800, and since I’m prone to AP more than most, that bodes well for the rest of you. There just isn’t the complexity here to induce a brain freeze and because you must consume all resources in the same turn that you produced them, long term resource planning isn’t a possibility.

The one drawback in the mechanics of the game is that a player can hijack the entire spirit of the game by attempting to rush the end conditions by disposing of their cards as soon as possible after the game starts. All they need to do is go out first, and if they can do that before any other player has laid down many of their population cards, they can easily come out ahead if no one else is paying attention, given they’ll also be awarded the 7 point fireworks token. What I want to say about this is that if you pay attention when you spot a player trying to do that, you can switch your strategy to focus on completing the 3 and 5 point population cards before they go out instead of the 8 pointers you might otherwise be prioritizing and you should still be able to come out ahead of them when they bring an early end to the game. Alternatively, you can just stop inviting over the friend who sucks the fun out of the game by rushing the ending.

Just as with Brass Birmingham, what we have here in Anno 1800 is a well themed (love me some industrial action) board game with mechanics that are easy to learn, yet in their interoperability, provide depth to the game, especially when combined with the scarcity of certain resources like the red workers. There’s also  a highly addictive quality to Wallace’s games like this one, wherein you construct a thing that produces things, and then you produce those things, and then you use the things you produced as input to construct another thing or produce more things. I love that resource chaining in Brass and I love it here!

Anno 1800 is a strong buy recommendation from me; pick up the game online or from your FLGS (shout out to mine: https://www.geek-city.com/) and get it on the table. I’d love to know what you think of it also – you can comment here or tag me on IG @thatswhatjennisaid .

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Publisher: Kosmos
Players: 2-4 (We played with 2 and 4)
Actual Playing Time (vs the guideline on the box): About 2 hours per game
Game type: worker placement, hand management, card games
Retail Price: $69.95 direct from the publisher https://store.thamesandkosmos.com/products/anno-1800

Rating:

Jenni’s rating scale:
OUI: I would play this game again; this game is ok. I probably would not buy this game myself but I would play it with those who own it and if someone gave it to me I would keep it.
OUI OUI: I would play this game again; this game is good. I would buy this game.
OUI OUI OUI: I LOVE THIS GAME. I MUST HAVE THIS GAME.
NON: I would not play this game again. I would return this game or give it away if it was given to me.

ALT TEXT: The head of a bear, figured in every artist's medium of choice: yellow Playdoh. And looking considerably more apprehensive than the artist intended, although I suppose that makes a change from all the inane grinning. 

The 'head only' approach is by far my patron's least favourite. He loathes it, and any such submission is immediately met with outraged cries of 'Knees! Knees!' However, as I believe Caravaggio used to say to Cardinal Del Monte, "There's only so much Playdoh in the tub."

 First, an apology. It has been brought to my attention that I have been irritatingly coy about the identity of my patron for this series of pieces, and the precise nature of my relationship with him. This is of course information you have every right to know, for reasons too obvious to explain; and which you could not possibly in a million years have guessed. No-one’s that clever-clever. 

So let me now be perfectly straightforward with you: my patron is His Serene Grace Archduke Gustavus Von und zu Schellenhuber, Prince-Elector of Westphalia. I recently had the honour to be appointed his Court Artist (Ursine and Elephantine works only). 

Here is the latest piece I have completed for His Grace. I believe he intends it as a fresco for his refectory.

1) Order the fish in a restaurant on a Monday. It'll be three days old. 

2) Base-jumping. He just doesn't see the appeal.

3) Cheat on his wife. Sandra is his world. 

4) Open a new battlefront without adequately securing supply lines first. This one probably won't come up. But still, he'd never do it. Look at Napoleon. 

5) That. He'll do anything for love. But. 

Edit: For some reason, a lot of people seem to be complaining that none of these have anything to do with dishwashers. Why should they? Our dishwasher expert knows a lot about dishwashers, sure, but they're not his whole life. Get some perspective, people.

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It’s that time of year again—but what a different year. The Toronto International Film Festival, COVIDVERSE edition, has begun.

The show must go on, though with a slate one-fifth of the usual size.

There are distanced and drive-in screenings, but we are forgoing those entirely in favor of digital screenings. For $19 - $26 a pop, viewers in Canada who grabbed tickets in time can watch on digital devices. Options include Chromecast, so we’ll be hunkering down in front of our home theater setup for a total of 39 films. No TIFF unfolds without technical problems, but this time an entire new set of them awaits!

Many rights holders are sitting on completed films hoping to launch them when normalcy returns to film exhibition. TIFF 2020 titles skew less toward the offbeat genre items that make up my typical must-see list and more to documentary, Canadian and generally serious fare. I did snap up tickets for the three Midnight Madness titles.

Normally we see 45 films each. We’ll be filling in the gaps with titles already on streaming services. Most years there’s a documentary about film near the start of the fest, so I’ve found one of those. We usually strive to stack up fun, poppier choices on the last Sunday, so I’ve picked out a substitute slate to replicate that. To not be weird, I’ll be putting capsule reviews of those flicks in our weekly Ken and Robin Consume Media feature, not here.

Pandemic Festival tosses our finely-tuned logistical routines, honed over 34 years, out the window. I’m sure you’re all anxious to hear about the profound changes this wreaks on our snack game.   

I’ve drawn up a specific schedule of screening times to keep us on track, with break times marked. Finally we can pause TIFF films for brief naps. We’ll be making a point to go out and speed-walk around the block to mimic the salutary effects of dashing between venues.

And as for the dudes loudly voicing wrong movie opinions while we’re packed, sardine-style, in line-ups at the Lightbox or Scotiabank, well, we’ll just have to imagine what they had to say about opening night:

Fireball: Visitors from Darker Worlds [US, Werner Herzog & Clive Oppenheimer, 4] Documentary explores the science and mythology of meteor, from Chicxulub to ʻOumuamua. The intersection between scientific discovery and religious awe, central to all of Herzog’s gorgeous, delightful nature docs, rises from subtext to text through the intercession of traditional elders, joyful researchers, and the Jesuit scholar of the Vatican’s heaven stone collection.

Enemies of the State [US, Sonia Kennebeck, 4] Documentary pulls apart a labyrinth of contradictory evidence around Matthew DeHart, an Indiana man who was framed for child pornography by the FBI as part of a Wikleaks espionage case, or created a story of secret files to shield himself either cooked up a Wikileaks-related espionage smokescreen to mask his sex crimes. Invites the viewer to join a filmmaking team as it goes ever deeper down a rabbit hole.

The final day of TIFF 2020 has come and gone and below are my final capsule reviews. I’ll post a full capsule roundup on Monday.

Fauna [Mexico/Canada, Nicolás Pereda, 3.5] Narratives nest within narratives when an actor visits his girlfriend’s family in a sleepy small town. Comic misunderstandings, naturalistic locations and twisting meta-story may remind seasoned festival-goers of the works of Hong Sang-soo, with Coronas instead of soju.

Preparations to Be Together For an Unknown Period of Time [Hungary, Lili Horvát, 4] Top neurologist questions the accuracy of her recollections when she moves back home from the US to Budapest for a romantic rendezvous, only to find that the object of her affections professes not to remember her. Quietly suspenseful drama of psychological uncertainty.

The Truffle Hunters [Italy, Michael Dweck & Gregory Kershaw, 4] An aging generation of Piedmontese truffle hunters carries on the search for the elusive delicacy, fearing the poison bait left for their beloved dogs by ruthless newcomers to the trade. A documentary balm for lovers of food and canines luxuriates in the presence of sumptuously photographed forest eccentrics and their very, very good dogs.

Bandar Band [Iran/Germany, Manijeh Hekmat, 3] A pregnant singer, her husband and their guitarist try to get their van through a floodstruck region to attend a contest gig in Tehran. Neorealist drama where the obstacles in the characters’ path are literal.

The Water Man [US, David Oyelowo, 3.5] Imaginative kid (Lonnie Chavis) heads into the Northwestern forest in search of a legendary immortal, thinking he holds the secret to curing his mom (Rosario Dawson) of leukemia. One of the more successful of a recent wave of films that put a somber sin on 80s kids adventure, thanks to a well-constructed script and Oyelowo’s sure control of tone.

Among the differences of this digital-only fest was that it removed the flexibility to choose between multiple screening dates. In a regular year I program the last days and work backward to end on some combination of stronger and/or lighter selections. Here programmers assigned a 24 hour window for each film. These last movies weren’t what I would have picked as closers in ordinary times. To compensate for this Valerie and I are running a day of fake TIFF programming to simulate the funner final Sunday we usually shoot for. They consist of one film that played at TIFF 2019 and three others from previously-appearing directors. Play along at home by streaming The Vast of Night, The Forest of Love*, Mr. & Mrs. Adelman, and Ace Attorney.

*Update: Turns out this one is ultra-disturbing and in no way fun or light. Going into something with mistaken tonal expectations—just like the real TIFF!

For years TIFF has been intentionally or otherwise making it incrementally more difficult to do the event diehard style, as we have always done. Often it announces changes that blindside longtime loyalists—sometimes, as this year, after they’ve purchased their expensive memberships and ticket packages. This time around they surprised us by taking a tier of titles that any other year would be available through the package we purchased and moving them into a premium package previously reserved for the most publicized Gala films. For good measure, they threw in a couple of other medium-sized irritants.

To recreate something closer to our usual experience, we programmed another 25 titles already available on streaming platforms. Some actually played TIFF in the past; others were the types of movies that could have played the fest but didn’t.

I’m glad that we did, because the TIFF titles we were allowed to choose from included all of the duds of a normal year and none of the surprise masterpieces. Granted, it was a miracle that any films got made this year, and those that did tended toward the sorts of modest chamber pieces that could be produced under COVID protocol conditions.

This year crystallized a gradually growing realization we’ve been trying to suppress. So much has changed in the world of international cinema, from the festival’s position in their life cycle, to their subsequent availability, and even the style of the movies themselves, has completely changed since we started doing this in the mid 80s.

We have always gone to the fest for great films that we could otherwise never see, and started doing it in the VHS era. We don’t care about seeing things before anyone else does, or seeing the stars wave at us from the stage beforehand, or hearing audience members ask directors rambling questions afterwards. Even the virtues of a big screen experience are blunted by a dirty secret — a packed TIFF venue is not actually an ideal place to see a movie. Talkers and smartphone screens abound in every screening, and the bigger venues they convert into movie theaters for ten days are universally terrible.

You’d think that programming films from existing streaming platforms eliminates the other key part of fest-going, the surprise from out of nowhere. Except we got more of those with our alternate schedule than we did with the official titles this year.

In other words, after 36 years we are retiring from our vacation. Next year we’ll be doing a fully alternate replica of TIFF as we think of it from the past. The old rodeo is dead. Long live the new rodeo.

Here then is my final set of Toronto International Film Festival capsule reviews.

(Capsules for the 2021 Robin and Valerie International Film Festival will drop over time in Ken and Robin Consume Media.)

Recommended

Murina (Croatia, Antoneta Alamat Kusijanović) Teen (Gracija Filipovic) chafes at the agitated authority of her command-barking father (Leon Lucev) as he hosts a rich, glamorous old friend (Cliff Curtis) to try to sell him on a resort proposal. Taut, superbly acted family drama set against the stunning yet slightly sinister beauty of the rocky Croatian coastline.

Saloum (Senegal, Jean Luc Herbulot) Three gunslingers—the mastermind, the hard case, and the magic user—take an unscheduled pit stop at an eccentric communal resort, which harbors horrible secrets of both the man-made and supernatural varieties. Gorgeously shot, tightly edited contemporary horror western with political resonance and cool monster design.

Compartment No. 6 (Finland, Juho Kuosmanen) Traveling alone on a trip she was supposed to take with her Muscovite professor girlfriend, a Finnish archaeology student finds herself sharing a compartment on the train to Murmansk with a loutish miner. Naturalistic light romantic drama of human connection overcoming barriers of class and personality.

OUT OF SYNC (Spain, Juanjo Giménez Peña) Isolated sound mixer (Marta Nieto) is unnerved to suffer a strange delay in her hearing, which becomes all the more inexplicable as it worsens. Realist weird tale makes smart use of cinema’s relationship between sight and sound. 

Zalava (Iran, Arsalan Amiri) In pre-Revolutionary Iranian Kurdistan, a pig-headed police sergeant interferes with a djinn exorcism, sparking village hysteria. Tale of communal terror and its hazards generates suspense by skillfully modulating its pace.

Vengeance is Mine, All Others Pay Cash (Indonesia, Edwin) After meeting cute by beating the crap out of each other at a construction site, two lovers navigate the vicissitudes of fidelity, vengeance, and impotence. A martial arts flick that isn’t an action movie, but rather an allegorical romantic drama with elements of satire and magic realism to go with its bruising 70s style fights.

Hold Your Fire (US, Stefan Forbes) Documentary recreates the 1973 robbery-turned-hostage incident in which a group of young black Sunni men hoped to steal guns from a sporting goods shop to protect themselves from the Nation of Islam, in which the beginnings of hostage negotiation techniques were created and implemented on the fly. Archival footage and compelling retrospective interviews illuminate a complicated narrative with resonances into the present day.

A Banquet (UK, Ruth Paxton) After her husband’s death, a brittle woman (Sienna Guillory) struggles with her eldest daughter’s (Jessica Alexander) visionary transformation, which has taken away her need to eat. Slow burn realist cosmic horror filters eating disorders, emotional control and female rage.

Kicking Blood (Canada, Blaine Thurier) Vampire (Alanna Bale) connects with a detoxing alcoholic, prompting her to reconsider preying on humans. Frosty supernatural indie drama extends the vampire-as-addiction metaphor.

Yuni (Indonesia, Kamila Andini) High schooler with a yen for purple chafes at the narrow expectations her religious school, family and village have for her.  Observational social drama enlivened by a vivid color palette.

Good

The Daughter (Spain, Manuel Martín Cuenca) Teacher at a juvenile detention center helps a pregnant 14-year old escape so she can live secretly with him and his wife at their mountain home and give them the baby when it is born. Ultra-restrained domestic thriller could stand a notch or two less restraint.

Dug Dug (India, Ritwik Pareek)  A local saint cult springs up when a motorbike keeps mysteriously returning to the site of its owner’s death. Gentle satire of faith and religious merchandising shows the sort of color and verve that raises hopes for a fresh wave of Indian art cinema.

Tug of War (Tanzania, Amil Shivji) A callow Marxist subversive falls for an Indian girl who has escaped her arranged marriage in British-controlled 1950s Zanzibar. Political romantic drama adopts the language of classic Hollywood glamor, albeit without the magnetic movie star performances the style depends on. Based on a classic Tanzanian novel.

Okay

Earwig (France, Lucile Hadžihalilović) In a creepy manor, an anxious loner (Paul Hilton) looks after a girl with teeth made of ice, at the behest of mysterious masters. The director’s first English language film pushes her dream narratives of childhood transformation into the far fringes of austerity.

Not Recommended

You Are Not My Mother (Ireland, Kate Dolan) A withdrawn teen’s depressed mother briefly disappears, prefiguring the revelation of a supernatural family secret. Contemporary folk horror with stronger direction than script, with extensive foreshadowing genre fans will be well ahead of and an inactive menace that doesn’t do enough to propel the story.

Snakehead (US, Evan Jackson Leong) Smuggled immigrant (Shuya Chang) works off her debt by acting as the right hand to the matriarch (Jade Wu) of an NYC Chinatown crime family. Socially conscious gangland drama features the bane of longtime documentarians turning their hand to fiction:  awkward, exposition-heavy scripting.

Arthur Rambo (France, Laurent Cantet) Rising literary star (Rabah Nait Oufella) plummets when the hate-filled tweets of his old alter ego resurface. Refined, uncinematic debate film presents thesis, antithesis, and credits.

Medusa (Brazil, Anita Rocha da Silveira) Member of AN ultra-right Christian school’s violent, pallid-masked theocratic girl gang  goes undercover at a coma ward in search of a disfigured model. Overlong, unfocused political allegory references the horror genre, chiefly by adopting Dario Argento’s color palette.

After Blue (Dirty Paradise) (France, Bertrand Mandico) On a psychedelic alien world, a young outcast (Paula Luna) frees the statuesque, wish-granting death-dealer Kate Bush and she must accompany her hairdresser mother (Elina Löwensohn) on a quest to hunt her down. Invokes the spirits of Jodorowsky and Barbarella for a sleepwalk trudge through an arbitrary sequence of dream-logic events. Like its influences it is perhaps intended for a chemically altered audience.

La Soga 2 (US, Manny Perez) Dominican hitman (Perez) has gotten out and is living with a devoted new girlfriend, until a corrupt CIA officer pulls him back in. Scrappy microbudget crime flick is Dominican. 

For those actively following the World's news, here is our monthly quick reference to National Geographic maps which add perspective to today's news stories.

WORLD

The 8.8 Magnitude earthquake in Chile, has left substantial devastation to the port town on Concepcion and left thousands homeless in the Capital city of Santiago. Our recently updated South America Wall Map contains place names for most major and secondary cities, plus physical features, and major transportation networks.



When I first heard about the Tsunami threat for the Hawaiian Islands, Australia, Japan and the islands of the Pacific on Saturday, I turned to our World Pacific Centered wall map. Unlike the wall map you likely had hanging in your classroom, which was Atlantic Ocean centered, our Pacific Centered edition provides a seamless view of the entire Ocean. This different perspective made it easier to understand the path of the Tsunami waves and helped clarify why places such as the California, Oregon and Washington coasts were under the warning as well.

Beyond the Chilean earthquake, this winter seems especially harsh, and on Sunday, France and four other countries were battered by a deadly storm named "Xynthia". In its wake the storm left 51 dead, millions without power, and generated extensive property damage throughout the region. Winds in excess of 130MPH were recorded over the Pyrenees with 100 MPH gusts along the Atlantic coast. National Geographic has a collection of up-to-date reference maps for most of the countries in Europe including: France, Belgium & The Netherlands, Spain & Portugal, and Germany. Additionally we recently revised our Europe wall map, which is available in several styles.


US

Here on the home front, winter weather continued to make headlines last week with the Northeast receiving another record breaking snowfall. National Geographic publishes a wide variety of United States Wall Maps, varying in style, size, and format that will assist with following nearly any US based news story.

The Tsunami warning for the Hawaiian Islands last Saturday had me turning to one of our most beautiful wall maps, The Hawaiian Islands, which exposes the dramatic terrain of the ocean floor around the island chain.




SPORTS

Now that the Winter Olympics have concluded, it's time to turn our eyes south to Arizona and Florida as MLB Spring Training kicks off today. If you're heading to watch any of the games, we have two useful maps for your glovebox, the Florida State Guide Map and the Arizona State Guide Map. Both maps have up-to-date road networks for the State, plus detailed inset maps for the major cities, like the Spring Training hubs of Tampa, Ft. Myers, Scottsdale and Tucson. While I'm a big fan of GPS for turn-by-turn directions, sometimes its just a little faster to use a real map, and you certainly get a better perspective of what's ahead when on a road trip.



As always - we love to hear your comments, questions and ideas for future posts.

Hi everybody! I was honored when I was asked to write a blog entry for National Geographic Maps so hopefully this is informative and entertaining.

Бель не хочет думать о будущем. Подготовительные программы для поступления в колледж? Смешно. Внеклассные занятия? Без шансов. Записаться в клуб робототехники, где полно парней, которые игнорируют тебя или, что еще хуже, постоянно спрашивают, не нужна ли помощь? Что угодно, только не это. Но когда на уроке у нее случайно обнаруживается талант инженера, то выбора не остается.
Матео Луна – красивый капитан клуба робототехники, который мгновенно распознал способности Бель. Она нужна ему в команде. И не только потому, что он не может перестать думать о крошечных веснушках вокруг ее глаз или о том, как она подсадила его на песни Тейлор Свифт. Все дело в том, что Бель видит его. И она бросает ему вызов.
Но когда они всерьез начинают сталкиваться лбами, Бель задается вопросом: а есть ли на самом деле место для девушки в научной сфере?

В феврале 1949 года в Королевском дворце в Стокгольме в возрасте 91 года умер Аксель Мунте. Он умер затворником, но еще при жизни стал легендой. Начало легенды было заложено, когда он, двадцати с небольшим лет, прочитал в «Таймсе» заметку об эпидемии холеры в Италии и, прервав свой медовый месяц, бросился спасать жизни в пораженном холерой Неаполе. Когда-то ему приснилось, что он будет жить в светлой вилле высоко над морем, там, где некогда жил Тиберий. И что он сам, своими руками, построит эту виллу. И он ее построил. И прожил там многие годы, спасая людей, животных и птиц. И при этом он был врачом шведской королевской семьи и многих высокопоставленных особ, приближенных к королевским домам Европы.
В 1929 году, когда вышла книга «Легенда о Сан-Микеле», магнетическое влияние Мунте распространилось на миллионы людей, прочитавших книгу. С тех пор она переиздается на разных языках уже более 90 лет. Но чем притягивает к себе эта книга – загадка. Ведь умения владеть словом и строить сюжет – недостаточно для успеха. Нужно что-то особенное, что дается только избранным. Аксель Мунте написал автобиографическую книгу. Правда эту книгу можно назвать и записками врача, и записками мистика, и записками пересмешника… И записками ребенка, не захотевшего стать взрослым… Прочтите «Легенду о Сан-Микеле», и, быть может, именно вам удастся разгадать ее загадку.

Князь Феликс Феликсович Юсупов, граф Сумароков-Эль-стон младший (1887— 1967) – родовитый аристократ, семейство которого владело колоссальнейшим состоянием. Он учился в Пажеском корпусе и в Оксфорде, был бисексуалом и женился на племяннице Николая II. Одно про него знают все – он убил Распутина. После большевистской революции князь счастливо избежал смерти и почти полвека провел в изгнании.
Впервые полный текст «Мемуаров» выходит на русском языке, да еще в таком дивном переводе, что даже не верится, что князь писал их по-французски. «Мемуары» напрочь лишены авторского тщеславия: князь Юсупов рассказывает о себе и о других с простотой и величием настоящего аристократа, которому не надо ни отчитываться, ни оправдываться. Нив чем… У него цепкая память и живой ум, легкий слог и острый взгляд, причуды и странности, глубина и легковесность, юмор и обаяние, блеск и нищета. А за автопортретом без поблажек и комплексов проглядывает история и является Россия – пышная и порочная, безумная и достойная, парадоксальная и подлинная…
В формате PDF A4 сохранен издательский макет книги.

В одно из самых мрачных времен человечества…
Что нужно сделать, чтобы контролировать умы миллионов людей и влиять на их мысли и действия, приводя их к полному разрушению? После многолетних исторических исследований доктор Даниэла Озаки Штерн — выжившая в третьем поколении — раскрывает свои открытия в книге «Геббельс: Нацистский мастер иллюзий».
Одним из самых близких к Гитлеру людей, непосредственно влиявших на ход событий, был нацистский министр пропаганды Йозеф Геббельс. Он снова и снова призывал немцев продолжать борьбу в уже проигранной борьбе. Какова была тактика Геббельса по управлению сознанием немцев и влиянию на фюрера Гитлера? Как созданная им пропагандистская машина управляла миллионами людей и меняла их судьбы? Доктор Озаки Штерн отвечает на эти вопросы, а также рассматривает связь между приближающимся поражением Германии и стремлением Третьего рейха продолжить массовое уничтожение евреев.

Российская империя, пережив череду внутренних и внешних кризисов, стала сильнее. Укрепив свои позиции, она готовится к решительной битве, которая заложит основания будущего для самой России и для всего человечества на многие десятилетия. Самое время четко определить, кто союзник и кто враг в неизбежно надвигающемся противостоянии. Эту миссию предстоит выполнить могущественному гроссу, главе крупнейшей мировой корпорации и пилоту-асу Мартемьяну Колычеву. Плечом к плечу с ним встанут его верные друзья и соратники. Но помните, Большая игра не заканчивается никогда!

Капитан ремонтного корабля Клэр Ковалик совершает последний рейс, после которого ее ждет увольнение и в лучшем случае незавидная канцелярская работа. Когда уже пора отправляться в обратный путь, она ловит слабый сигнал бедствия и решает провести расследование. Ремонтников ждет шокирующее открытие: они обнаруживают «Аврору», роскошный космический лайнер, исчезнувший в первом же рейсе по Солнечной системе двадцать лет назад. Трупы оказываются не самым страшным, что ждет их на борту лайнера — им грозит та же ужасная участь, которая постигла пассажиров «Авроры», и Клэр оказывается единственной, кто еще может попытаться спасти остальных.

В третьей книге цикла от Маргариты Блиновой читателей ждет:
– Продолжение истории академии З.А.В.Р. в фирменном юмористическом стиле с кучей отсылок.
– Главная героиня, продолжающая свой захватывающий путь. Теперь дракон ее мечты стал еще ближе!
– Забавные диалоги, курьезные ситуации и шаловливые драконята, способные повеселить читателей всех возрастов.
– Молчаливое противостояние за сердце героини, выходящее на новый уровень.
– История о появлении Эрики Магни на архипелаге Берег Костей и приподнявшаяся завеса тайны четырех кулонов.
Приветствую, адепт!
Добро пожаловать в З.А.В.Р. – Закрытую Академию, Воспитывающую Резервы.
Здесь ведут воздушную разведку огненные небовзоры, стоят на страже порядка грозные ядожалы и исцеляют души отзывчивые звездокрылы. Здесь технопаты и портальщики творят будущее. Здесь лекари спасают жизни, а некронавты делятся бессмертием.
Делай свой выбор и приступай к обучению!
Три…
Вида летающих драконов.
Два…
Претендента желают получить твое сердце.
Один…
Звездокрыл, который поднимет тебя в воздух.

В своих остросюжетных повестях Татьяна Бочарова синтезирует разные жанры: это и детектив, и мелодрама, и обязательно лирическая история о человеческих чувствах и переживаниях. Ее герои – простые люди, наши с вами современники, которые волею судьбы оказались в сложной ситуации. Им предстоит сделать непростой выбор, разобраться в дебрях козней и обмана, не сломаться, выстоять, помочь не только себе, но и тем, кому необходима их помощь.
В сборник входят повести «Романтическая история, «Дело о пропавших ампулах», «Проклятье Снегурочки».
Остросюжетные мелодрамы Татьяны Бочаровой из серии «Детектив сильных страстей» – увлекательные повести для широкой читательской аудитории, где действительность узнаваема, в героях можно увидеть себя и своих близких, прописаны традиционные ценности, добро в финале побеждает зло и справедливость торжествует.

Бестселлер New York Times.
Премия им. Уильяма Кроуфорда.
Премия «Алекс».
Номинант: Премия Дилис, Пресия Геффена, Немецкая фантастическая премия, Большая премия Воображения
Первый роман знаменитой серии «Четверг Нонетот».
Встречайте Четверг Нонетот, литературного детектива, незаменимую, без страха и упрека. А также встречайте альтернативную версию Великобритании 1985 года, где путешествия во времени – обычное дело, клонирование – реальность (дронты стали самыми любимыми воскрешенными домашними питомцами), а к литературе относятся очень, очень серьезно. Англия – государство, где тетя может заблудиться (в буквальном смысле) в стихах Уодсворта, воинствующие бэконианцы хулиганят на спектаклях по «Гамлету», а подделка стихотворений Байрона является уголовно наказуемым делом. Все это – обычное дело для Четверг, знаменитого литтектива, пока кто-то не начинает похищать персонажей из литературных произведений.
Когда Джейн Эйр вырывают со страниц романа Бронте, Четверг начинает поиски злодея и сама отправляется в роман, чтобы предотвратить чудовищный акт литературного убийства.
«Литературная страна чудес, напоминающая серию "Автостопом по Галактике" Дугласа Адамса и произведения Льюиса Кэрролла». – USA Today
«В этом романе отлично сочетаются альтернативная история, комедийные сценки в стиле "Монти Пайтона", суперзлодеи в а-ля Гран-Гиньоль, сорванные свадьбы, модерн и постмодерн, актуальный политический комментарий, путешествия во времени, вампиры, чудаковатые изобретатели, суровый рассказчик и многое, многое другое… Отбросьте неверие, найдите тихий уголок и просто присоединяйтесь к неудержимой и всегда находчивой Четверг Нонетот». – The Washington Post
«Четверг Нонетот – это отчасти Бриджит Джонс, отчасти Нэнси Дрю и отчасти Грязный Гарри». – Митико Какутани, The New York Times
«Наполненная ловкой игрой слов и литературными аллюзиями, этот роман сочетает в себе элементы "Монти Пайтона", "Гарри Поттера", Стивена Хокинга и "Баффи – истребительницы вампиров", но ее причудливый шарм – это собственное очарование». – The Wall Street Journal
«Роман как энергичная переписка с жанровой фантастикой: отчасти крутой детектив, отчасти путешествия во времени, в которой действует дерзкая, начитанная Четверг Нонетот, специальный оперативник отдела литературных детективов, больше напоминающая Бриджит Джонс, а не мисс Марпл. Почти каждое предложение Ффорде сопровождается лукавым подмигиванием, а игра слов, мелочи и внутренние шутки дается ему с легкостью. Искрометность Ффорде всегда очень заразительна». – The New York Times Book Review
«Буйный меланж из криминала, комедии и альтернативной истории». – Houston Chronicle
«Нужно быть смелым авантюристом, чтобы играть с литературой с такой свободой и быстротой, и именно это мы наблюдаем в цикле "Четверг Нонетот" у Ффорде». – Newsday
«Автор обеспечивает многочисленные сюжетные повороты, яркие литературные отсылки и потоки дикой метафикциональной выдумки в романе, который ставит литературу в центр поп-культурной вселенной. Все это складывается в умное и веселое приключение». – Time Out New York
«Смесь саспенса и нелепости, две части фэнтези ("Алиса в стране чудес" и "Супермен"), две части абсурда (все, что написано Карлом Хайасеном) и часть тайны (Агата Кристи и Сью Графтон)». – St. Louis Post-Dispatch
«Ее зовут Нонетот. Четверг Нонетот. И ее история столь же забавна и интригует, как и краткое изложение ее истории на страницах этого романа. Нонетот – литтектив в мире, настолько очарованном литературой, что шекспировского "Ричарда III" ставят по ночам, как будто это "Шоу ужасов Рокки Хоррора"». – Sun-Sentinel
«Смешно и уморительно. Моргните, и вы пропустите важный поворот в повествовании. Здесь есть отблески Дугласа Адамса, Льюиса Кэрролла, "Заводного апельсина" и "1984". И это только для начала». – Time Out London
«То, что делает автор – это вариация классического гамбита "Монти Пайтона": бессвязное сопоставление дурацких шуток и высокой эрудиции – такое мошенничество не было провернуто с таким изяществом с безудержной энергией с тех пор, как "Пайтоны" перестали выпускать свои работы. Этот роман – нелепая книга для умных людей: постмодернизм, сыгранный как грубый, завывающий фарс». – Independent

Альтернативное будущее. После Перехода мир живёт под контролем всевидящих камер Комитета Сестёр. Настоящие женщины, мужчины – все они остались в прошлом, теперь близкие контакты разрешены только в нейросети, где каждый может получить партнера на любой вкус и воплотить любые желания. Одни приспособились к жизни в этой тотальной иллюзии, другие охотятся за нелегальными удовольствиями. А кому-то хочется найти в виртуальном пространстве дорогу к подлинной реальности – и однажды это удаётся.

В сказочном мире происходят события, которые срочно требуют расследования. Для этого отбирают лучших специалистов среди нечистой силы. Однако не все рады своему назначению: сотрудникам интерпола придётся пройти проверку на прочность в новом коллективе, распутать сложные дела, а ещё узнать самих себя получше…
Светлана Пригорницкая, автор этой книги, предлагает читателю посмотреть на привычных нам фольклорных персонажей – домовых, русалок, эльфов, гномов и других – по-новому. Здесь сказка соседствует с современными технологиями, а главные герои знают о мире людей немного больше, чем мы можем себе представить.
Для младшего школьного возраста.

Когда Аня уезжает на лето к бабушке в деревню, меньше всего она ожидает встретить в окрестностях опасное магическое существо из другого мира и девушку из ордена Ианитов, желающих возродить магию на Земле. Мила предлагает девочке отправиться в древнюю песчаную Виду, чтобы отыскать пропавшее Сердце – средоточие всей магии, ведь только Аня способна его найти.
Вместе с новыми друзьями она пересечёт пустыню и познакомится с Ининой – последней из потомков Сердца мира, способной подсказать путь к погибающему артефакту. Но отыскать его будет непросто: придётся пройти через владения подземных жителей, сразиться с древними механическими существами и доказать Привратникам, защищающим Землю от магии, что Аня достойна сохранить своё волшебство. А ещё девочка должна будет научиться управлять новыми способностями, принимать самостоятельные решения и отличать друзей от врагов.

Рабовладельческое судно – самое, пожалуй, неподходящее место для возникновения дружбы. Но именно на нем встретились оказавшиеся в плену робкий, плохо знающий мир лекарь Савьо и непредсказуемый и загадочный одиночка Айзек – раб, пытавшийся убить своего хозяина. И что делать Савьо теперь, когда единственный шанс выжить – и есть тот самый мятежный раб, которого работорговец непременно решил превратить в своего бойца? Какие тайны скрывает прошлое Айзека и будущее Савьо? Ведь, как известно, не бывает человека без секретов, как и не бывает судьбы без внезапных поворотов.

Я внезапно оказалась в странном новом мире. В Царстве, где мне известна только Смерть. Где жизнь, которую я вела раньше, – не что иное, как тень на периферии сознания. Она зовет меня, умоляет вспомнить, что же со мной произошло… Но чем больше я пытаюсь это сделать, тем сильнее забываю все, и тем страшнее для меня становится этот жестокий новый мир. Я загадка не только для себя, но и для всех вокруг. Душа, затерянная в мире Тьмы, которых хочет сожрать меня и объявить своей, прежде чем у меня появится шанс сбежать. Прежде чем у меня появится шанс вспомнить, кто я… И как я сюда попала. Прежде чем я вспомню его. Но даже тогда Преисподняя не отпустит меня.

Частный детектив Татьяна Иванова ищет убийцу хозяина художественной галереи. Тело Владислава было найдено в городском парке, а его дорогой автомобиль пропал. Все указывает на убийство ради ограбления, но Татьяна не спешит делать выводы. У Владислава было слишком много врагов, поэтому стоит проверить все версии…
Марина Серова – феномен современного отечественного детективного жанра. Выпускница юрфака МГУ, работала в Генеральной прокуратуре. Участвовала в оперативных мероприятиях. Автор ряда остросюжетных повестей, суммарный тираж которых превышает двадцать миллионов экземпляров.

Книга известного ученого, профессора Мельбурнского университета Стивена Макинтайра, считается одним из лучших общих очерков истории Австралии в мировой научной литературе. Автор внимательно и критично рассматривает все основные проблемы изучения прошлого страны, описывает ключевые события и процессы австралийской истории. В книге развенчиваются некогда господствовавшие стереотипные представления об Австралии, как стране, чья история начинается лишь с прибытия английских каторжников и надзирателей. Для автора — миф и идеология "Белой Австралии" давно изжили себя, как и пренебрежительное отношение к истории и культуре аборигенных народов. Особенностью работы Макинтайра является органичное сочетание политической, экономической и культурной составляющей истории страны. Книга дает великолепное представление о духе и национальном самосознании австралийцев и в этом качестве представляет большой интерес не только для тех, кто изучает и преподает историю, но и для действительно широкого круга читателей.

В живой наглядной форме представлены главные вехи в развитии античной литературы, дан филологический анализ. Особое внимание уделено восприятию античного литературного наследия в России. Для студентов, преподавателей и всех, интересующихся историко – культурными вопросами.

В живой наглядной форме представлены главные вехи в развитии античной литературы, дан филологический анализ. Особое внимание уделено восприятию античного литературного наследия в России.
Для студентов, преподавателей и всех, интересующихся историко-культурными вопросами.

Йозеф Бирбихлер (род. 1948) – немецкий актер театра и кино, писатель, журналист. Снимался у Вернера Херцога («Стеклянное сердце»), Михаэля Ханеке («Белая лента»), Тома Тыквера. Бирбихлер часто работает в жанре аудиоспектакля. Он озвучил, среди прочего, произведения Генриха фон Клейста, Хуго Балля, Роберта Музиля, Джеймса Джойса.
Роман «Mittelreich» (2013) – семейная сага в лучших традициях жанра. История семьи, управляющей усадьбой на озере в Баварии, неразрывно связана с историей Германии XX века. Эпическое повествование о судьбах трех поколений оборачивается рассуждением о судьбе страны, о войне и разрушении, старой власти и новых хозяевах жизни.

Словосочетание «польские партизаны» периода Второй мировой войны традиционно ассоциируется с бойцами подразделений Армии крайовой, подчинявшейся польскому правительству в эмиграции. В 1944 г. под эгидой левых сил возникла еще одна партизанская сила – Армия людова. Но в этой книге речь пойдет о еще об одной, наименее известной категории польских партизан – советских.
В 1943—1944 гг. политическим и партизанским руководством БССР предпринимались активные попытки вовлечь многочисленное польское население Белоруссии в советское партизанское движение. Отчасти на территории Пинской, Барановичской и Вилейской областей БССР эти усилия увенчались успехом. Работа кандидата исторических наук С.В. Благова основана на документальном материале российских, белорусских и польских архивов, а также опубликованных документах и электронных базах данных белорусских партизан.
В формате PDF A4 сохранен издательский макет книги.

В сборник включены издающиеся впервые в России письма и документы виднейшего российского социал-демократа (меньшевика) Ю. О. Мартова, относящиеся к событиям революции и Гражданской войны. Публикуемые материалы дают яркое представление о сложнейшем клубке политических конфликтов тех лет, мужественном противостоянии демократических сил установленному в России диктаторскому большевистскому режиму, совершенно по-новому освещают трагический этап отечественной истории и жизнь самого Мартова, преданного забвению советской историографией, одного из основателей российской социал-демократической партии. Вступительная статья известных историков, докторов исторических наук Ю. Г. Фельштинского и Г. И. Чернявского, рассказывает о политическом пути Мартова и значении публикуемых документов, а детальные примечания разъясняют сущность событий тех лет и дают представление о деятелях, упоминаемых в книге.
Издание рассчитано не только на специалистов, но и на широкую читательскую аудиторию.

Клан Волка нарастил мышцы и закрепился на новых землях. Появились первые союзники и сильные враги, теперь клану придется доказать свое право на жизнь в смертельной борьбе! А Сай должен сделать еще один шаг по лестнице наследия предков...

Я был проклят ещё до своего рождения, а при столь паршивом раскладе глупо уповать на долгую счастливую жизнь. Обмануть судьбу не помогут никакие зароки, ведь на всём белом свете не сыскать ничего прилипчивей порчи. И сгинуть бы мне до срока, да только иной босяк живучей помойного кота – вот я и выкрутился, умудрившись прыгнуть выше головы. Лишился при этом всего, что только имел и чем дорожил, зато разжёг в себе белый пламень магического таланта. Стал другим человеком. Тайнознатцем. Магом и колдуном. Адептом не хуже прочих!

В поименном регистре авторов «ПТЖ» написанное рукой Анны Федоровны значится только со ссылками на бумажные номера журнала. Для «ПТЖ» она автор особенный, уникальный, от которого ждешь и получаешь несуетное проникновение в ткань спектакля, суть проблемы. В образе ее мысли — ценнейший симбиоз традиции, энциклопедических знаний, филигранной точности оценок, концепций и анализа. Она словно видит серебристую паутину синапсов вселенского разума, связывающую наше периферическое настоящее с сердцевиной мировой культуры. Любая беседа с ней — интереснейший, вдохновляющий, заряжающий опыт для студентов и состоявшихся ученых. Анна Федоровна по-прежнему генерирует энергию, словно солнце, готовое освещать и просвещать всех, независимо от возраста и опыта. Главное, чтобы был интерес к знаниям, чтобы было желание ухватиться за традицию, которую с такой яркостью представляет она сама. «Петербургский театральный журнал» поздравляет Анну Федоровну Некрылову, своего ценнейшего автора и друга, с юбилеем и присоединяется к сердечным словам ее коллег по науке и театру.

О Режиссерской лаборатории «Вперед в прошлое / Назад в будущее» в Городском театре

Городской театр, долгое время интеллигентно прятавшийся в саду Сен-Жермен, обрел вторую площадку на Галерной улице. Пространство освоили символично — жизнь Галерной началась с показа эскизов V Режиссерской лаборатории. В последний раз Городской театр проводил лабораторию в 2021 году. Получается, назад в новую жизнь? По крайней мере, театр предлагает такую возможность, обозначив тему «Вперед в прошлое / Назад в будущее». Об искажениях-отражениях времени и исторических рифмах рассуждали молодые режиссеры, а вместе с ними и молодежная редакция «ПТЖ».

«Камера обскура». В. Набоков.
Санкт-Петербургский государственный театр «Драм. площадка».
Постановка и инсценировка Сергея Бызгу, сценография Анвара Гумарова.

«Камера обскура» Сергея Бызгу напоминает кабаре, цирк и бродвейское шоу одновременно. В каком-то смысле это спектакль-головоломка: сюжет выдает такие крутые виражи, что ответить на вопрос «что здесь происходит?» не так-то просто. Возможно, все дело в том, что Магда Петерс снимается в кино. Или попросту во всем виноват швейцар главного героя? Кстати, после этого спектакля вы точно запомните, как его зовут: Шиффермюллер.

«Сутра золотого света».
Театр-лаборатория Эрмитажа «Чудесный источник».
Мастерская Яны Туминой.

Спектакль «Сутра золотого света» наполнен светом. Он буквально везде. В кукольном представлении о принце Шакьямуни. В словах-молитве о счастье всех людей. В трепетном отношении к культуре Востока.

«Сутра золотого света» — священный текст махаяны, одного из направлений буддизма. Считается, что пока слова сутры не перестанут звучать, в мире сохранится учение. В тексте рассказывается несколько легенд о Будде Шакьямуни, есть наставление царям и исповедь. В спектакле истории из сутры не разыгрываются. Священный текст становится скорее поводом, вдохновением для авторов постановки.

Переписка Марины Дмитревской и Максима Каменских о Лаборатории воронежской драматургии

Марина Дмитревская — Максиму Каменских

Максим, привет!

Вот уже несколько дней, как мы вернулись и закрутились с делами, а ведь пора отдавать долг чести и рассказать читателям и коллегам о двух насыщенных и, я бы сказала, радостных днях, которые мы провели в Воронеже на лаборатории так называемого «Драмкружка».

Суть дела в том, что четверо — Станислав Смольянинов, Екатерина Рыжкова, Анна Колтырина и Арик Киланянц, называющие себя «Драмкружок», — решили создать в Воронеже движение драматургов. Собрали людей, полгода работали, написали пьесы, много пьес, руководителем позвали Ярославу Пулинович, она приглашала к занятиям то Дмитрия Данилова, то Олжаса Жанайдарова...

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приглашаем читателей и коллег не терять из виду этот процесс!

«Перевал Дятлова». И. Васьковская.
Серовский театр драмы им. А. П. Чехова.
Режиссер Александр Сысоев, художник Владимир Кравцев.

Информация о готовящемся в уральского городе Серове спектакле о гибельном походе студентов Политехнического института в горы северного Урала зимой 1959 года меня, честно говоря, нехорошо «напрягла». История дятловцев (по имени руководителя похода Игоря Дятлова) стала в последние годы частью бума масскультовской конспирологии в кино, худлите и нон-фикшене.