Here at the Wired offices, we take things very seriously. Correction, we take protecting our desk domains and sneak attacking coworkers very seriously, so we decided to put some different office warfare gadgets to the test.

Nobody said going retro would be safe. Check out Rideable Bicycle Replicas' 4-foot-high bike, which we've been careering around the office hallways.

Outdoor Darts isn't for the faint of heart.

A killer party or a killer instinct? A blanket of fog and blinding strobe lights await thieves caught by FlashFog's Tiger.

Andy Serkis and Rupert Wyatt stopped by the Wired Cafe at Comic Con in San Diego to talk about the new film and how it's been updated for today'saudience.

Stars from Andrew Niccol's latest Sci-Fi thriller explain the plot.

Set the office a-chattering when you whip out this 4-ounce human-powered chain saw. Then set that leg on your office chair straight.

Producer/Editor: Annaliza Savage Camera: Somali Pirates

Some people use the Lee Production Pot metal melter to make bullets. Wired's editors are pleased with their hand-forged paper clips.

The Bellicon mini trampoline isn't an ordinary trampoline -- it uses individual bungee cords to attach the jumpnig surface to the metal frame, creating an impact-absorbing surface thats great for exercise.

A Tribute to Steve Jobs

These stainless steel cleats will will grip rock, ice, particleboard—whatever cubicle wall that blocks your path.

Engineer and inventor Greg Leyh tells us about his new Kickstarter project -- constructing two 10-story Tesla coils designed to create a lightning bolt 260 feet long.

Brook & Hunter’s Mo-Tool is quite a monstrosity, but you can’t frown on it forever -- it has an ax!

A quick powdery blast of vitamin B, niacin, and caffeine courtesy of Breathable Foods could be just the (legal) pick-me-up you need.

A look inside the EBEX project, an experiment designed to detect a faint signal generated just after the birth of the universe. If successful, this signal could be a huge step toward achieving the "holy grail" of physics: a grand unified theory.

A nerdy high school competition has morphed into a nonsensical exercise in high-speed talking.

Worried about the zombie apocalypse, earthquakes or government take-over?  No problem, these guys have everything you need to survive Armageddon.

Check out the Pocket Artillery Mini Cannon in action.

No matter the danger&mash;a torrent of gizmos or an avalanche of snow—this North Face system will have your back (Saint Bernard and brandy not included).

A peek at 2 all-weather notebooks from Rite in the Rain.

Wired.com senior writer Spencer Ackerman volunteered to step in front of the military's microwave pain ray. The unconventional weapon, known as the Active Denial System, fried Ackerman from 750 meters away without so much as a flash or bang.

A True Bionic Limb Remains Far Out of Reach

The D.E.T. tool, based on the popular Multi-Pler 600 provides the combat operator with a compact one-handed opening multi-tool to deal with a number of battlefield situations.

Want to survive the Hunger Games? No problem. Here are a few pro tips that will keep you in the game. It's all about getting the right equipment and having the correct form.

20.06 Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Wicked Lasers Torch. Let's Burn Ants! (No animals were harmed in the making of this video; humans however, were)

"Hey you guys ride bikes?!"  Welcome to Wired Bike Camp: Day 1Wired's Bike Team tackles Nothern California's tough terrain.

Through Cows, Wind and Drive-Bys, Wired Bike Team Plows Through All Obstacles.

Hover your way across the room with this homemade GeekDad hovercraft.

My son had to build a trebuchet for a school science project. It turned into a case of trial and error -- and error. -- Adam Savage

Worng Turns, False Flats, Give Wired Bike Team Some Fresh Challenges

A look back at the final day of Wired Bike Camp and some footage that was left on the cutting room floor.

Robotic worm crawls through simple obstacle course.

In Rock Band: Blitz, Harmonix Music Systems takes away the instruments to present an all-new arcade-style addition to the Rock Band series.

Set in 2025, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 sets you up against terrorists with seriously high tech weapons.

Transformers: Fall of Cybertron offers an original story, new characters, and all new multiplayer features.

Square-Enix offers refined mechanics, accessibility, and a new points system in its latest addition to the Hitman series.

The Ara Safety Pro is like the do-gooder offspring of a fire extinguisher and a smoke grenade. Just pull the pin and toss the 9-pound projectile directly into the blaze.

We chat with Stan Lee about the characters he helped create and his latest ventures.

We chat with the cast of Doctor Who on US response to the show, who they're most excited to see, and much more!

Senior Editor Adam Rogers takes a look at the action figure displays of both Marvel and DC and asks the question, who made the better battle display?

Check out the Solowheel Motorized Unicycle in action.

Filming the 'Hunger Games' wasn't as depressing as you might think. The cast tell us what it was like to be on set and a few embarrsing moments between takes.

See how Dr. Cameron M. Smith build a spacesuit from parts purchased at the hardware store.

Musician Chris Daughtry lends his voice to 'We Can Be Heroes', a charity to help relieve famine in Africa.

The Lords of Salem just got picked up by Anchor Bay Entertainment at TIFF 2012.  We asked Zombie about his work as a film director, a musician, and what he plans to do next.

Unlike in Steven Spielberg’s world, where (mostly) a horse is a horse, the “Joey” in the stage production of War Horse is a very intricately hand-crafted puppet that takes three puppeteers to operate at all times.

Learn how the professionals make brains.  We got the recipe from the makers of Resident Evil Redemption. Mmmmm... delicious!

Wired Design Editor, Mike Senese, sits with renowned Industrial Designer and founder of fuseproject to talk about design and its impact on society.

Anthony Bourdain's comic book 'Get Jiro' is every chef's fantasy.  If a customer puts ketchup on their eggs, and ruins the chef's creation, they lose their head - literally.