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In the 1920's, everyone wanted a chicken in every pot and a cat in every basket




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Thanks for the Help, Pa!

You're not going out till I clip those nose hairs




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Like Gremlins, But Way Worse...

I told you not to feed him after midnight...






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Fire On The Mountain Run Boy Run!

My name is Johnny and it might be a sin...





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MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS ENGINEERING DIVISION






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Holiday Romances Never Last...

HOLIDAY ROMANCES RARELY SURVIVE THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY





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Yeah, Girl. Just A Sniff!

HEY GIRL!.....whats your butt smell like?






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A Good Father Always Comes Through!

"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."




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I'm Takin' It All With Me!

yeah, I see him. Don't care. Totally worth it. B*tches love money.






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Back in my day, if you had a headache you had to walk 5 miles to get Rosemary and by the time you got there the headache was gone






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I Gave Those Stiches A Pattern...

I gave those stitches a pattern. Stitches love patterns.







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Obama the Family Man






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Drunken, Booze-Soaked Facebook Statuses That'll Make You Thankful You're Not These Failing Idiots




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Girl Points the Irony of Sexism on the Internet With a Picture of Some Headphones

Real women have curvy headphones.







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Aspire to Something Great This Year





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Don't Worry, It's Only 11:07!

I wouldn't lose sleep over it... heyo!!!








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Can We Get Birth Control in the Water Yet?





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A Troll is Born




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Son Knows Best

What do you mean I'm grounded for not telling the truth, Dad? See more brutal stories from Rate My Professor here