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Gates noch, Ken?, RKI beendet Pressekonferenzen, Overblocking

1. Das ist dran an Ken Jebsens großer Gates-Verschwörung (t-online.de, Jonas Mueller-Töwe) Ken Jebsen hat auf seinem Youtube-Kanal „KenFM“ einen halbstündigen Monolog veröffentlicht, der innerhalb von wenigen Tagen rund drei Millionen Mal angeklickt wurde. Das Opus heißt „Gates kapert Deutschland“ und gibt damit bereits die Marschrichtung vor. Jonas Mueller-Töwe hat sich die Mühe gemacht, das […]



  • 6 vor 9

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Zum Würfeln: Kunstkritiken

Zeitknappheit, Personalmangel, begrenzte Ressourcen … Wir kennen die Probleme der Redaktionen nur allzu gut und haben dafür die Lösung: Mit unserem Würfelspiel „Kurz vor Redaktionsschluss“ lassen sich, jawoll, auch kurz vor Redaktionsschluss auf die Schnelle druckreife Teaser, kurze Artikel und Besprechungen ganzer Kunstausstellungen erstellen. Folge 9 unserer 16-teiligen Serie: Kunstkritiken. Hier gibt es ein größeres […]



  • Kurz vor Redaktionsschluss

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Schlagzeile zur Umfrage auf Rekordtief

Seit Wochen schon fährt die „Bild“-Redaktion einen Kurs gegen die Corona-Maßnahmen von Angela Merkel. Nur: So richtig fruchten will das offenbar nicht — die Umfragewerte der Bundeskanzlerin sind so gut wie lange nicht mehr. So auch in einer aktuellen Befragung, die Bild.de heute präsentiert. Das Meinungsforschungsinstitut Insa sollte „in einer exklusiven Umfrage für BILD“ herausfinden, […]





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Next nycdevops meetup: Kubernetes Informers (Wed, June 19)

Robert Ross (a.k.a. Bobby Tables) will be the speaker at the next nycdevops meetup on Wed, une 19, 2019.

Full details and RSVP info: https://www.meetup.com/nycdevops/events/261842702/

NOTE: Different day and location!

  • Title: Staying Informed with Kubernetes Informers
  • Speaker: Robert Ross (Bobby Tables) from FireHydrant
  • Date: Wed, June 19, 2019
  • Location: Compass, 90 Fifth Ave, New York, NY 10011

Kubernetes state is changing all the time. Pods are being created. Deployments are adding more replicas. Load balancers are being created from services. All of these things can happen without anyone noticing. But sometimes we need to notice, however, for when we need to react to such events. What if we need to push the change to an audit log? When if we want to inform a Slack room about a new deployment? In Kubernetes, this is possible with the informers that are baked into the API and Go client. In this talk we'll learn how informers work, and how to receive updates when resources change using a simple Go application.

SPEAKER BIO:

Bobby is the founder of FireHydrant.io, and also previously worked as a staff software engineer at Namely, and also built things at DigitalOcean. He likes bleeding edge tech and making software that helps teams build better better systems. From deploying Spinnaker, Istio, and Kubernetes, he has cursed at a lack of docs and code spelunked through the code and loves telling the war stories about them.

Full details and RSVP info: https://www.meetup.com/nycdevops/events/261842702/





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November nycdevops meetup: DevSecOps and supply chain attack

Irina Tishelman from Sonatype will present a talk "Automate or Die - DevSecOps in the Age of Software Supply Chain Attacks" at the November 14, 2019 nycdevops meetup.

The meetup meets at the Stack Overflow office in NYC.

https://www.meetup.com/nycdevops/events/265281451/

You don't want to miss this one!




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DevOpsDays NYC 2020 Call For Participation!

DevOpsdays NYC is happening March 3-4, 2020. The Call For Participation (CFP) is now open!

If you have any ideas that you want to share with the local community please submit your talks using the link below:

https://www.papercall.io/dodnyc2020




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Get your DevOpsDays NYC tickets now!

DevOpsDays is about 2 weeks away! Commencing on Tuesday, March 3 and lasting for 2 days, this is the best NYC-area DevOps conference you can attend. The speaker lineup is very impressive (if I say so myself :-) ).

The best part about attending a local conference is that your boss only has to approve the ticket price (no hotel or flights, eh?).

Looking forward to seeing you there!

P.S. I'm speaking on the last day. It will be all new material that I haven't presented before. Please check it out!




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Come work with me at Stack Overflow!

We're hiring!

Come join my team at Stack Overflow, Inc. and help maintain one of the most visited websites on the internet!

Apply at the links!




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Burn It

[…] The consensus now is that the economic collapse will exceed that of the Great Depression: the only question is whether the collapse will endure as long–which, since the collapse was created by policy, will be the result of policy (which does not make me optimistic). (The Great Depression in the US was “Great” not […]




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[ SECRET POST #4849 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4850 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4851 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4852 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4853 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4854 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4855 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4856 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4857 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4857 ⌋

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[ SECRET POST #4858 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4859 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4860 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4861 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4862 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4863 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4864 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4865 ]

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[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #698 ]

Posted by: case

[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #698 ]




The first secret from this batch will be posted on May 9th.



RULES:
1. One secret link per comment.
2. 750x750 px or smaller.
3. Link directly to the image.
- Doing it RIGHT: http://i.imgur.com/KuBug.png
- Doing it WRONG: http://imgur.com/KuBug

Optional: If you would like your secret's fandom to be noted in the main post along with the secret itself, please put it in the comment along with your secret. If your secret makes the fandom obvious, there's no need to do this. If your fandom is obscure, you should probably tell me what it is.

Optional #2: If you would like WARNINGS (such as spoilers or common triggers -- list of some common ones here) to be noted in the main post before the secret itself, please put it in the comment along with your secret.

Optional #3: If you would like a transcript to be posted along with your secret, put it along with the link in the comment!



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[ SECRET POST #4866 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4867 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4868 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4868 ⌋

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[ SECRET POST #4869 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4869 ⌋

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[ SECRET POST #4870 ]

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[ SECRET POST #4871 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4871 ⌋

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[ SECRET POST #4872 ]

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Gargle And Spit

HELLO! PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER OR WHITELIST US! IT MEANS A LOT TO US AND WE APPRECIATE YOU! THANKS!!



  • FTW! (For the Win!)
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  • Gargle And Spit

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Holy Fight Club

HI! PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS! YOU’RE THE BEST!




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Little Boot Camp

HAPPY MONDAY! PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!!





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Riled Support

Does anyone remember watching long movies (like ‘Titanic’) on VHS tape and having to switch tapes in the middle of the movie? Like, halfway through the movie it would just stop, and you would have to get up and find the second VHS tape to watch the second half of the movie? Oof, and sometimes […]




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Love Triangle Squared

QUARANTINE TIP – Get a new plant for your home, to prove to yourself you can take care of something plastic. Yeah, get a plastic plant. Make it easy on yourself. We can all use a win right now. HI! PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER OR WHITELIST US! IT MEANS A LOT! THANK YOU!!




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Too Handsy

It’s fun to say “laminating” with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent, because it sounds like you’re a killer lamb. Wow…why would we write that? We’ve been sitting inside for too long. HELLO! FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!!




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Reflection Correction

Do you ever wonder if you’ve actually won a free iphone from those annoying clickbait ads that say “YOU WON A FREE IPHONE!” Or if an African Prince has actually emailed you? It’s a tough time to be an African prince needing help and get much credibility. HEY! PLEASE WHITELIST US WITH YOUR ADBLOCKER! WE […]





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Gross-ery Store

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The Perfect Opener

‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have played hide-and-seek at all. HEYO! FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! WE’RE GREAT! THANKS!!





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‘Carin A Lot

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