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The Struggles Of Composing A Rap Song

WHAT RHYMES WITH STANKAFINGABOOTYASS?






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Gonna Get Dem Candids No Matter What

Upskirts were much harder in the old days.





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Fashion...In...Spaaaaace!

Even though you're living on some distant planet, there's no reason you can't look amazing!

It's good to know that even with advanced technology and space travel available, fashion remains sensible.






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She Shouldn't Have Called Triple Ant

Ma'am, Are you in need of roadside assistance?







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In the 1920's, everyone wanted a chicken in every pot and a cat in every basket




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Thanks for the Help, Pa!

You're not going out till I clip those nose hairs




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Like Gremlins, But Way Worse...

I told you not to feed him after midnight...





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Fire On The Mountain Run Boy Run!

My name is Johnny and it might be a sin...






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MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS ENGINEERING DIVISION





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Holiday Romances Never Last...

HOLIDAY ROMANCES RARELY SURVIVE THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY








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A Good Father Always Comes Through!

"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."




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Oh Lord, Oh Lord, PLEASE Deliver!

Oh Lord, puhleeeze sendeth thy largest bags of Meow Mix to thy humble servant!






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Back in my day, if you had a headache you had to walk 5 miles to get Rosemary and by the time you got there the headache was gone





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Like a Record, Baby!

"Revolving" self portrait by Felix Nadar, circa 1865.

Felix Nadar was the pseudonym of Gaspard-Felix Tournachon, a French photographer, novelist and balloonist who pioneered the use of artificial lighting in photograpy.

He also founded "The Society for the Encouragement of Aerial Locomotion by Means of Heavier than Air Machines," nominating himself president and his good friend Jules Verne as secretary.

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I Gave Those Stiches A Pattern...

I gave those stitches a pattern. Stitches love patterns.





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Obama the Family Man






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Drunken, Booze-Soaked Facebook Statuses That'll Make You Thankful You're Not These Failing Idiots




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Girl Points the Irony of Sexism on the Internet With a Picture of Some Headphones

Real women have curvy headphones.







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Aspire to Something Great This Year





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Don't Worry, It's Only 11:07!

I wouldn't lose sleep over it... heyo!!!