0 FREAK OUT FRIDAY – September 25, 2020 By www.peterdavid.net Published On :: Fri, 25 Sep 2020 21:19:29 +0000 I remember the days when a week could go by and you wouldn’t even register the fact that we had a president, much less be aware of some stupid thing that he had said or done. Unfortunately the past four years that hasn’t happened. It seems not a week has gone by where Trump hasn’t found aContinue Reading "FREAK OUT FRIDAY – September 25, 2020" → Full Article 1
0 FREAK OUT FRIDAY – OCTOBER 2, 2020 By www.peterdavid.net Published On :: Fri, 02 Oct 2020 14:48:37 +0000 We will not laugh. This is serious business. We are * heh * we are adults here and we will not laugh at the situation. There are * heh heh * there are lives on the line and we will not chuckle, guffaw or otherwise spread any sense of amusement over the… …the… BWWAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHHHHHAAAAA Ha. Okay. Okay,Continue Reading "FREAK OUT FRIDAY – OCTOBER 2, 2020" → Full Article 1
0 FREAK OUT FRIDAY – October 8, 2020 By www.peterdavid.net Published On :: Fri, 09 Oct 2020 16:02:24 +0000 It’s astounding how election day seems to both be speeding toward us and simultaneously taking its own freaking sweet time. As fast as it’s moving, it’s also taking forever. We are becoming that desperate to get Trump out of office that every day he’s still there seems like ten. It’s also been ten days since Trump cameContinue Reading "FREAK OUT FRIDAY – October 8, 2020" → Full Article 1
0 FREAK OUT FRIDAY – October 16, 2020 By www.peterdavid.net Published On :: Fri, 16 Oct 2020 04:05:18 +0000 I did as I said I would: I watched “Supernatural,” and don’t regret it for a moment. I then tuned in to watch the last half hour of Biden: he seemed natural, relaxed, and sane. Then, in order to write this column, I sat down and watched the Trump town hall on Youtube. I am producing this commentaryContinue Reading "FREAK OUT FRIDAY – October 16, 2020" → Full Article 1
0 FREAK OUT FRIDAY – October 30, 2020 By www.peterdavid.net Published On :: Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:04:33 +0000 We have neighbors down the street with whom we had developed a sort of tradition. Every year we’d go over to their house on New Year’s Eve. We’d celebrate the end of the old year, watch the ball drop in Times Square. I’d sing “Edelweiss” for some reason because the wife loved the way I did that song. ItContinue Reading "FREAK OUT FRIDAY – October 30, 2020" → Full Article 1
0 Second Thoughts – DORK TOWER 21.10.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Mon, 21 Oct 2024 05:00:13 +0000 This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! CLICK HERE to find out more! HEY! Want to help keep DORK TOWER going – join the DORK TOWER Patreon and ENLIST IN THE ARMY OF DORKNESS TODAY! (We have COOKIES!) (And SWAG!) (And GRATITUDE!) Full Article DailyDork Cemetary Do Gilly Graveyard It second Stell Thoughts
0 Too Shy Too Shy – DORK TOWER 23.10.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Wed, 23 Oct 2024 05:00:04 +0000 This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! CLICK HERE to find out more! HEY! Want to help keep DORK TOWER going – join the DORK TOWER Patreon and ENLIST IN THE ARMY OF DORKNESS TODAY! (We have COOKIES!) (And SWAG!) (And GRATITUDE!) Full Article DailyDork Cemetary Dead Do Freakt Gilly It People Stell
0 Election Interlude -DORK TOWER 25.10.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Fri, 25 Oct 2024 05:00:51 +0000 This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! CLICK HERE to find out more! HEY! Want to help keep DORK TOWER going – join the DORK TOWER Patreon and ENLIST IN THE ARMY OF DORKNESS TODAY! (We have COOKIES!) (And SWAG!) (And GRATITUDE!) Full Article DailyDork Early Election Everything Nobel Oldie Prize Voting
0 A Foggy Night in Mud Bay Town – DORK TOWER 28.10.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Mon, 28 Oct 2024 05:00:41 +0000 This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! CLICK HERE to find out more! HEY! Want to help keep DORK TOWER going? Then consider joining the DORK TOWER Patreon and ENLIST IN THE ARMY OF DORKNESS TODAY! (We have COOKIES!) (And SWAG!) (And GRATITUDE!) Full Article DailyDork August Biggy Derlect Derleth Faigust Foggy Gilly grave Stell
0 Get Up Get Down – DORK TOWER 30.08.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:00:05 +0000 This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! CLICK HERE to find out more! HEY! Want to help keep DORK TOWER going? Then consider joining the DORK TOWER Patreon and ENLIST IN THE ARMY OF DORKNESS TODAY! (We have COOKIES!) (And SWAG!) (And GRATITUDE!) Full Article DailyDork Cemetary Derlect Doing Fauchst Foggy Gilly grave It Stell Top
0 VOTE! – Dork Tower 01.11.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Fri, 01 Nov 2024 05:01:31 +0000 The main storyline returns Monday. In the meantime, here’s an important message for next week: should you be in the US and eligible to vote…VOTE! This strip first ran four years ago, It seems even more relevant now. This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! […] Full Article DailyDork Bill Carson Democracy Election Gilly Igor Kayleigh Ken Matt Stell Steve Vote
0 A Leap of Faith – DORK TOWER 04.11.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Mon, 04 Nov 2024 06:00:39 +0000 This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! CLICK HERE to find out more! HEY! Want to help keep DORK TOWER going? Then consider joining the DORK TOWER Patreon and ENLIST IN THE ARMY OF DORKNESS TODAY! (We have COOKIES!) (And SWAG!) (And GRATITUDE!) Full Article DailyDork Cemetary Gilly Graveyard Snugglebunnies Stell
0 Stayin’ Alive – DORK TOWER 08.11.24 By www.dorktower.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 06:00:03 +0000 This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25! CLICK HERE to find out more! HEY! Want to help keep DORK TOWER going? Then consider joining the DORK TOWER Patreon and ENLIST IN THE ARMY OF DORKNESS TODAY! (We have COOKIES!) (And SWAG!) (And GRATITUDE!) Full Article DailyDork Cemetary Doing Gilly It Stell
0 Fortified With 100% Real Irony By www.cakewrecks.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 14:00:00 +0000 It may not be rain on your wedding day, but these cakes are still a little too ironic.[grabbing microphone]HIT IT! It's like loving journalism ... but not kerning!It's a "good job" that needs some learning.It's the winner's cake that SHOULD be burning!And who would have thought? It figures!It's calling someone "dumb" When you can't spell the word It's trying to show you careWhile giving a beautiful turd Heh.And isn't it ironic, don't you think?Thanks to Tracey, Julie, Dorothy S., Tony W., & Stacey, who really DO think. *****Hang on, you know what ELSE has delicious irony? A fully armed and operational battle station with an exposed exhaust port. Death Star Waffle IronThanks to this waffle iron, you can recreate the Death Star's catastrophic destruction every morning with butter and syrup. Nomz. Just remember: Use the forks. Full Article
0 Whatcha Reading? October 2024, Part Two By smartbitchestrashybooks.com Published On :: Sat, 26 Oct 2024 07:00:59 +0000 Happy Saturday and welcome back to Whatcha Reading! Here’s how we’re wrapping up October: Lara: To quote my psychiatrist, ‘pregnancy is a potent and unique stressor’ so I’ve temporarily abandoned my ARCs and I’ve started a reread of Murderbot. Ten out of ten! Shana: There’s no better comfort than a Murderbot reread. I just finished a m/m Beauty and the Beast retelling, Briarley by Aster Glenn Gray, where the father who finds the cursed castle … Continue reading Whatcha Reading? October 2024, Part Two → Full Article General Bitching... whatcha reading reader recommendations reader recs
0 639. RT Rewind: November 2015 Reviews By smartbitchestrashybooks.com Published On :: Fri, 01 Nov 2024 06:00:31 +0000 It’s time to take a look at the new books in November 2015 inside Romantic Times! We’ve got spanking and small towns, and a magazine that seems more targeted toward aspiring writers than readers. That yielded a mixed bag! But we have some books to talk about so let’s get to it! So many small town contemporaries, so many historicals, so many Four Star reviews with word salad. And some cat poo. TW/CW: very brief … Continue reading 639. RT Rewind: November 2015 Reviews → Full Article Romantic Times Rewind
0 November 2024 Queer Romances By smartbitchestrashybooks.com Published On :: Fri, 01 Nov 2024 08:00:14 +0000 The temps are lowering, the holidays are coming, and ’tis the season to treat yourself! (Note: for a solid self-gift this month in the queer romance realm, check out the new edition of Alyssa Cole’s How to Find a Princess, coming in trade paperback for the first time on November 12th!) Full Article Hide Your Wallet alyssa cole georgia beers Emma Denny Jason June Kate Cochrane
0 Gift Guide 2024: Subscription Boxes – Especially Book Boxes! By smartbitchestrashybooks.com Published On :: Wed, 06 Nov 2024 07:00:08 +0000 We’re back with your, and our, weekly Gift Guides! Every Wednesday until the week before Christmas (AND Hanukkah?!) we’ll be sharing links, suggestions, and ideas for holiday gifts. We want to hear yours, too! For our first Gift Guide, we wanted to share some book subscription boxes that are making us VERY happy, especially those that are from small independent booksellers. NB: some links in this and future gift guides include affiliate links which send … Continue reading Gift Guide 2024: Subscription Boxes – Especially Book Boxes! → Full Article A Smart Bitch Recommends independent bookstores subscription box subscriptions 2024 holiday gift guide
0 640. Cozy Witchcraft with Lucy Jane Wood By smartbitchestrashybooks.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 07:00:05 +0000 Lucy Jane Wood’s debut book, Rewitched, is out, and we connected to talk all things cozy, witchcraft, all the different 90s witches in pop culture, and the big feelings around turning an age with a zero on the end. Ultimately, this is a book about a person who wants to keep her own power – a theme I could certainly celebrate! Lucy Jane is also a TikToker and YouTuber with a sizeable following, so we … Continue reading 640. Cozy Witchcraft with Lucy Jane Wood → Full Article General Bitching...
0 Podcast 640, Your Transcript is Here! By smartbitchestrashybooks.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 20:30:10 +0000 Full Article General Bitching...
0 Whatcha Reading? November 2024, Part One By smartbitchestrashybooks.com Published On :: Sat, 09 Nov 2024 08:00:29 +0000 Welcome back to Whatcha Reading! This is where we talk about what we’ve been reading, if you couldn’t have guessed. Lara: Still Murderbot and I could not be more happy about it! May it last forever! Sarah: I mentioned this in the post for Election Day but I saved three Richard Osman books and didn’t know what I was saving them for. Now I know! I think I’m starting with the new one We Solve … Continue reading Whatcha Reading? November 2024, Part One → Full Article General Bitching... whatcha reading reading recommendations reading recs
0 #1550; Spring Forth, My Creation (Part 2) By wondermark.com Published On :: Mon, 29 Jul 2024 19:41:21 +0000 Continued from Part 1 Full Article Comic craft internet marketing
0 'My ex cheated, so I refunded a gift': Scorned ex revokes $600 gift card By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0800 Cheaters never win, as this woman found out the hard way after deceiving her boyfriend. Breaking up is never easy, no matter what the reason. But when one partner cheats, it can certainly make the decision easier for the other person! Instead of breaking up with someone they adore, they now can move along to someone who treats them with dignity. And they're often left wondering how they can make their ex's life just slightly less convenient than it was before. In this person's case, they managed to steal back a $600 gift card from that cheater. Too bad, too sad! And, as this person proudly proclaimed in the aftermath of their plan, "Mission accomplished." This person shared their own story of petty revenge on a cheating ex. Commenters loved the story, and a few even chimed in with their own excellent stories of times they got even with their exes. Keep scrolling to check out a handful of the petty revenge stories! Up next, read about these employees who were fired quickly after getting sassy with customers, like one employee who dared say, "If I have to talk to you again, you have to sit in time out for 10 minutes." Full Article
0 'As the breadwinner, you hold all the leverage': Husband refuses to spend $2,000 on wedding gift for wife's friend, wife tallies up his recreational finances By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 13:00:00 -0800 It seems that both parties are at fault here. On the one hand, you have the Redditor, who is the breadwinner of the family. He recently brought home a bonus of $3,000, a bonus that his wife wanted to be mostly used to pay for a wedding gift for her friend. Now, this friend frequently extends financial generosity to the Redditor's wife when they socialize together. It makes logical sense that the wife would want to pay her friend back for all the meals and financial assistance her friend provided to her over the years during difficult times. However, spending $2K out of your husband's $3K bonus on a necklace does not seem like the kind of idea her husband would be happy with. Naturally, this started a heated argument between the two spouses.This conflict led to the wife tallying up all her husband's expenses on recreational activities, such as hobbies or the two cars he owns. Clearly, he is not the most generous spouse either, especially since his wife still needs help with her personal finances from her friend. Keep scrolling below to see what people had to say to this guy in the comments section. For more, check out this post about a 40-year-old who was passed over for a promotion in favor of a younger coworker. Full Article aita bonus friends wife gift husband wedding reddit thread Reddit money
0 'Not a single person ever paid me back': Man loans friends over $18,000, friends avoid repaying him for years By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0800 This person is lending out way too much money to their friends! There's only so much you can do for your friends before you're officially the one being taken advantage of. After all, friendship is supposed to be a give-and-take. You laugh together and cry together. You listen to their troubles and they listen to yours. If it's not reciprocal, it can leave one or both of you with conflicting feelings. You might start to wonder why you're always the one who has to pay the bill at the end of a meal because your friend keeps insisting they've fallen on hard times. Or in this person's case, you might accidentally loan your friends thousands of dollars over time, leaving you with an entire friend group who owes you big.This person, u/mastagoose, has learned the hard way that they need to be cautious when mixing money with friendship. There's that common rule that states that if you're going to loan someone money, just give it as a gift, and don't expect to get it back. That way, there won't be any hard feelings when you notice your friend wearing a new outfit or buying an expensive meal, knowing that they haven't paid you back. This guy not only hasn't forgotten about their numerous loans to friends, but they made a list about it, and the people of the internet were not exactly kind to them. Instead, they were repeatedly told that they should stop lending people money ASAP. Maybe they'll take the internet's advice! Up next, read about one 22-year-old employee who "decided to start including the Chairman/CEO…on all emails" in order to get their coworkers to reply to their emails. Full Article friendship list friends loan mildly infuriating payment money
0 20 In-Law Memes To Help Prepare You for the Holiday Season By cheezburger.com Published On :: Fri, 08 Nov 2024 15:00:00 -0800 Let's face it: Some of us are blessed with really sweet, endearing in-laws, and the rest are faced with parents-in-law who seem to possess a likeness of an underworld ruler. There is simply no in-between. Whether you said something they disagreed with and have written you off as a lost cause or they are simply entitled individuals who care more about their happiness rather than their child's, in-law qualms are more common than not.To ring in the holiday season, we thought what better way to get festive than to prepare folks for the hectic and chaotic scenes they enter every year during November and December. Though you can't change who your in-laws are, there's no shame in poking fun at your sticky situation. You can love your partner to the ends of the earth and it still wouldn't be enough to combat some families. Know that you've done your best, and your best bet is to take a sip of a yummy drink and watch the fire from the couch this Thanksgiving. Sit this one out, folks! Scroll below. Full Article humor family drama daughter in law drama relatable memes relatable funny memes sad but true family feud monster in law Memes sister in law entitled people karma parents in law twitter memes father in law in laws mother in law entitled family relatable humor too relatable funny brother in law entitled people
0 After being denied a raise, employee resigns and accepts job at rival company, boss rejects the resignation and offers a 50% raise instead: ‘I couldn't refuse’ By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 09 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0800 When you know you are a valued employee, one your company cannot afford to lose, you have a lot of leverage when negotiating benefits and pay. The problem is, unless you actually threaten to quit, companies will not be in a rush to give you more than they think you deserve, which is usually much less than what you do deserve. So employees threaten to quit, and some manage to get what they want from their current company, and some end up actually quitting and getting a better deal somewhere else.The employee in this Reddit story (OP, original poster) got the best of both worlds, since they already had another job lining up when they handed in their resignation letter. Their boss, who previously refused to give OP a raise, decided to reject the resignation and offer OP exactly what they wanted, which meant OP now had two offers, and a big decision to make.Scroll down to read how the story ends. After you are done, click here for a story of a food company that refused to listen to their QAs' advice, and launched a terrible new sauce nobody wanted. Full Article boss workplace-stories employee manager job tales-from-the-workplace reddit story pay overworked-employees workplace paycheck Reddit company funny money resignation
0 'The manager [said], "You really want to burn this bridge?" I said, "Yes"': 20+ Employees who quit their jobs as fast as possible By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 09 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0800 There's no need to double down on a bad bet, especially when your career is on the line. Although it can be a letdown to try and start a new job only to leave immediately, it's better than staying somewhere you hate for years only to regret it each day. Some workplaces have working conditions that are completely unacceptable, and a lot of folks cited that as their reasons for leaving. For example, one person found themself working in a propane tank factory, but they realized they were working in the second-hottest room possible. They were stationed right next to a kiln room, and the room they were in was often at 130 degrees! They rightfully refused to return to that job. Other people were dealing with some really incompetent management situations. As one worker shared, their management at a small retail shop barely bothered to train them, and they spent their entire second day on the job alone. This was the deciding factor for that person, and they called it quits. At least some of the people who shared their stories moved onto way better jobs after learning from these bad ones. After that, read about this job candidate who chose the wrong interviewer to lie to, because at the job he claimed to work at, "Nobody knew him." Full Article boss workplace-stories jobs job bosses work coworkers quit interviews workplace quitting
0 Prying Karen criticizes a baby-faced 20-year-old mom at the store and lectures her about 'teen pregnancy,' the mom snaps and teaches her a lesson of her own: ‘I made her regret it’ By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 09 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0800 Moms are usually an infinite pit of mercy, grace, and patience, but when a new mom is just released from the hospital post-birth and some old bat at the store decides to give her a hard time about her precious tiny human, the gloves might come off a little.Perhaps a mother's grace is earned throughout their child's life. Untrained in the ways of well-grounded motherhood, this 20-year-old mom, u/Feathers137 the original poster (OP) of this story, was in the grocery store trying to buy some formula for her newborn when an older woman came over to her. Expecting the older lady to coo over her new baby–as many older folks do–she smiled and allowed her to approach, but what this uncouth Karen said in return shocked everyone standing in Aisle 18. Quite frankly, if anyone said this sort of comment to me (unprompted) in public, I think I'd need to be escorted out of the premises by security to avoid some sort of physical altercation. But maybe that's because I don't possess that uber-top-secret mom patience potion yet… So when OP encountered the rudest, most shamelessly abrasive woman in the world who was fixated on forcing her beliefs on a new mom in the dairy section, she dropped an epic comeback that made this Karen cry over spilled milk. Full Article groceries karens baby mother motherhood moms karen-stories karens in the wild young newborn Reddit mom karen grocery store
0 'Leaving was the best thing I did': Employer of 3 years hires new employee at $30k higher than experienced worker, they quit By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sat, 09 Nov 2024 16:00:00 -0800 It's no secret that a lot of employers in as many industries allocate more budget to hiring than they do to staff retention. This is a bit silly when you consider that large organizations will go on to spend tens of thousands of dollars on recruiting, onboarding, and training processes—in addition to value lost due to lost time and productivity of vacant roles. Though some of this cost is silent or not immediately apparent on the books and, in contrast, the idea of approving even half that money in the upfront cost of giving a raise is daunting. While this is an organizational flaw that often occurs, there are, of course, more intentional reasons why employers choose not to give their workers even deserved raises.Whatever the reason or cause, unfortunately, this ends up with a turnover of the most experienced staff who are frustrated at their own lack of advancement and pay that is falling behind the market rate, discovering that new hires are being paid more than them despite their experience and contribution.That's what this worker in a "niche" field discovered had happened when they learned that their employer of 3 years had hired a new hire at $30k more than they were currently earning. Frustrated, they found a new job as fast as possible. Full Article workplace discussion employment issues antiwork workplace-stories jobs employee employment-discussion job work i quit quit employees overworked-employees workplace quitting employment in the workplace
0 'I'm not coming to meetings anymore': Employee clears his schedule through Thanksgiving to complete a 130-page self-review after a 'busy work boss' forces him to submit an 825 question evaluation By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 10 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0800 Just doing what you told me to do, boss Full Article boss worker employee annual review review manager job malicious compliance work coworkers working ceo employees supervisor workplace company coworker business annual
0 'McDonalds Karen yells at my kid': Top Karens of the Week (November 10, 2024) By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 10 Nov 2024 11:00:00 -0800 One thing remains true: the Karens of this world will always be lurking around, ready to pounce as soon as they feel entitled to do so.On one level, how could you not envy the complete lack of a filter and the audacity to start drama without any fear of consequences? But of course, on another level, who wants to carry that much negativity around with them at all times? This week, we have compiled a brand new collection of amusing Karens pulling the same old tricks. We've got the classic Karen who parked her car in the wrong space, a fast-food Karen customer who threw a temper tantrum at a child, and even a Redditor who didn't realize she was a Karen until folks in the comments section gave her a reality check.Keep scrolling below for the top Karens of the week. For more compilations like this, take a look at this list of employees who got petty with their entitled customers. Full Article karens neighbors entitled parents karen-customer karens in the wild entitled reddit thread Reddit karen parking entitled people
0 30 Memes to Cheer You Up Before the Workday Drags You Down By cheezburger.com Published On :: Sun, 10 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0800 Hello, fellow employees, it's time for another day of corporate purgatory. It's the same every single day, like we're living in a never-ending Black Mirror episode. We wake up, contemplate whether or not to call in sick, decide not to, stumble in late to work anyway, and end up sitting at our desks getting paid to send emails and watch the grueling minutes tick by until 5 p.m. Then we commute home, spend the rest of the evening dreading another day of work, and repeat. If this sounds a little too relatable, you're in desperate need of some meme therapy. Make your morning a little less dreadful by checking out this compilation of memes made for those of us running on fumes. This week has been tough, to say the least, and we're still trying to adjust to the time change that snuck up on us (like it doesn't happen at the same time every year). So, let's take a collective mental reset and grab some much-needed laughs from these memes below. Full Article boss hilarious employee job work memes bosses coworkers funny memes company funny employment
0 ‘I got extra pay, a box of chocolates, [and] an apology': Karen gets fired after screaming for 40 minutes at a customer service rep because they refuse to break company policy By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0800 Is it really so difficult to be kind to the customer service person trying to troubleshoot your problem over the phone? I get it, everything's falling to pieces on your end, but it doesn't make any logical sense to be unsavory to the one person who can actually help you. This Karen in our next story proved that being aggressive over the phone doesn't get you everything you want, and sometimes it can get you fired…. Or maybe even investigated by the Feds. Imagine, this customer service employee was about 15 seconds from clocking out for the day–it was Friday at 4:59:45 PM and they were grabbing their coats on their way out and the blasted phone rang. Seeing that the number was from an internal caller, as in, someone within their company, the employee thought this would be a simple thing to solve and that they could make quick work of their coworker's problem. Except, the woman on the other end of the line wasn't looking for solutions, she was looking for a customer service rep to break the rules for her. Keep scrolling to see how a 40-minute IT support call turned into an apology letter, a box of chocolates, and an immediate, dishonorable resignation. Full Article customer service boss worker employee manager job work coworkers working it ceo employees supervisor workplace company coworker business karen
0 'I didn't even think it was possible to get fired at orientation': 20+ Employees who were stunned to be fired for their big mistakes By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -0800 In case you've never considered it before, yes, you can get fired at your job orientation. It probably makes things easier for the hiring team. Why bother hiring a person who can't even make it through the first few days of the gig?Some people get hired at a job, but they make it clear from day one that they're just utterly uninterested in doing work for even a minute. One guy chose to only work from 10 AM-12 PM each day, which is iconic of him, and I wish him all the best. Another woman became notorious for her habit of refusing to work, and only riding the office tricycle all day! It's pretty startling that some people make it so blatantly obvious how little they want to work. Have some subtlety! Just do what a lot of higher-ups do and work half a day, grab a long lunch with your coworkers, then claim you're taking a phone meeting and leave at 3 PM. How hard could it be to get away with that? Keep scrolling to read some of the funniest stories about coworkers getting fired early on. After that, read the tale of the babysitter who ate about $25 of a $90 cake, and the woman she babysat for (her own aunt!) wants to be repaid ASAP. Full Article opinion getting fired ask reddit firing story firing fired funny stories fired story laid off askreddit fired on spot funny got fired opinions
0 28-year-old employee flirts with supposedly single 40-year-old coworker, turns out she's been married for 16 years: 'She was lying about being single' By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 11:00:00 -0800 Here is another example of why one should never try to form a romantic attachment with a coworker. It never works out for a plethora of potential reasons. In this instance, however, the reasons had less to do with the professional side of things and more to do with this lying coworker's personal life.The Redditor described how their close friend, a 28-year-old male employee at their company, had been engaging in continuous flirtations with his 40-year-old female coworker, who had led everyone in the office to believe that she was single. These weren't assumptions; she was actively advertising her single lifestyle to anyone who would listen. The younger employee even took her out on several dates, and the two seemed to be keeping their romantic lives and their professional lives separate.Unfortunately for the younger guy, he and the Redditor discovered that she had been hiding her marriage of over 16 years. When the employee decided to get even with his coworker, things went south very quickly and HR ended up getting involved. Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more, check out this post about a company that tried to steal a job candidate's idea. Full Article terrible coworkers aita work stories work coworkers husband reddit thread Reddit adultery
0 Boss contacts former employee asking for forgotten passwords, employee refuses to comply without being paid the $10,000 they were owed before leaving: ‘Pay me first’ By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0800 When one leaves a job in which they didn't like their boss, there are two things they might hope for any future interaction with said boss – Either no interaction at all and completely severing any connection with that person, or getting to see them one more time and proving to them just how much that boss missed out on by letting them go.Out of those two options, the best stories obviously come from the latter, much like the story we have here. OP (original poster) was contacted by their former toxic boss and was asked to retrieve old passwords for an email and Instagram account. Considering how OP left that company, they weren't too eager to help their former boss, especially since they were still owed $10k of unpaid commissions. The people in the comments were quick to tell OP to use this opportunity and get that money in exchange for the passwords.Keep scrolling to read the full story. Up next, check out this story of a job candidate who got a second chance by creating a new email address. Full Article boss workplace-stories employee manager job tales-from-the-workplace password reddit story ceo getting paid overworked-employees workplace Reddit company funny money quitting
0 25 of the Best Test Fails This Week (November 11, 2024) By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 13:00:00 -0800 No one forgets the experience of seeing a question on an exam and realizing you have absolutely no idea what to put down. If you could cough up a decent answer, you would. However, this time, you are completely stumped.Perhaps you're not used to this phenomenon. Perhaps you were the kind of student who always studied and yet, for whatever reason, the topic presented in this one question was a complete blind spot for you in your preparation. If you're clever, you can find a way to connect the question to an adjacent, related topic that you do know something about. Unfortunately, sometimes, there is no dancing around the reality that you can't smooth talk your way out of this one. A lot of these students had fun with the fact that they were 100% failing their exams. After all, if you're going to fail, you might as well fail gloriously.Keep scrolling below for this collection of exam fails. For more content like this, check out these employees who got petty with their customers. Full Article FAILS school FAIL students teacher test high school Terrible Teacher immature high schoolers
0 Mother appoints her brother to be her 3 under 10-year-old children's unpaid personal chef: '[She] expect[s] me to make something every day for the kids' By cheezburger.com Published On :: Mon, 11 Nov 2024 15:00:00 -0800 Meals are undoubtedly one of the most important daily chores, along with sleep. Being properly fed is one of the things that everything else in a successful and happy life stems from. But providing healthy meals for your family isn't cheap… Have you seen the price of groceries these days? And the time it takes to cook and clean for an entire family can't be understated. So, undoubtedly, the combination of those two things, the time and the price of the actual food, would be supremely valuable. Of course, you can just trick your sous-chef brother into cooking for your three children instead. Surely, if he's willing to do it once for free, you can just ask him to do it again and again. Even when it comes to family, there's a limit to the favors you're expected to perform, and there's a point where demanding favors just becomes freeloading and entitlement. Full Article childcare karens family drama aita entitled parents wedding drama kids brother siblings moms family feud parenting wedding dad entitled family reddit thread parent Reddit raising kids weddings Parenting Fail karen parents children entitled people
0 'Had to sit in different seats at the theater because this is what we found': 20+ Movie theater moments that made people want to walk out early By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0800 Going to the movie theater is all fun and games until you remember you have to deal with the general populace while there. For many people, having a night at the movies is the perfect way to view the newest blockbuster. There's nothing like the feeling of entering the theater and smelling that strong popcorn scent. You get your tickets and snacks, then make your way to your seat to watch a bunch of trailers. (Some people don't like watching trailers, but I think it's a good way to get your money's worth out of your excursion!) Then you settle in to watch the film on the giant screen in total darkness.Well, that's the ideal situation. But I'm sure you know that the people below had much worse movie dates than that. For example, a shocking amount of people enjoy using multiple screens during the showing. Some pull out their phones at full brightness. Others will shell out $20 for a ticket, only to pull out their laptops and work the whole time (or at least until the manager tells them to knock it off). And that's just one of the numerous issues that these movie-goers encountered… check out a bunch more below. Up next, read about the single very silly reason this manager refused to hire a qualified barista, saying that "[It] is just really tacky." Full Article theatre annoying kids soda Movie movie theater movies friends Movies and TV theater Popcorn snacks mildly infuriating infuriating family irritating
0 30 Bold Eyebrow Choices That May Not Work but Are Certainly Iconic By cheezburger.com Published On :: Tue, 12 Nov 2024 13:00:00 -0800 People are, of course, entitled to their own fashion sensibilities, even when said sensibilities are not exactly the choices you would make. To each their own, as they say!When we think of oddball fashion choices, the first thing we tend to consider is a bizarre outfit or haircut, but let us not forget about the impact eyebrows can have on the whole picture. If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then the eyebrows are the curtains that frame those windows… and let's be real: anyone who has been to their grandmother's home knows what an odd choice of window curtains can do to the entire aesthetic.Here, we have a collection of bold eyebrow choices that may not entirely work, but they are, at the very least, difficult to forget. Keep scrolling below for the full compilation, and when you're done, check out this list of amusing exam fails from students who didn't exactly study. Full Article