I've known Boris a long time and like Trump, his inflammatory bark is a lot worse than his bite

It's been another insane year, as Britain's prolonged collective Brexit dementia reduced us all to a quarrelling, squabbling, sneering rabble of self-righteous lunatics

New year, new decade, new start… or perhaps not. My only plan for 2020 is to sit back and laugh as friends make an attention-seeking, virtue-signalling fool of themselves doing #DryJanuary

Gavin & Stacey made a stunning TV comeback after ten years, with 17m viewers tuning in on to watch my old mate James Corden team up again with writing and on-screen partner Ruth Jones.

Frankly, I can think of few more pleasing things to do than batter Alastair Campbell to a pulp for the delectation of the British public. But my sons weren't so keen

After Laurence Fox's hilariously anti-woke performance on Question Time, Lily Allen said: 'Sick to death of luvvies like Fox going on TV and forcing their opinions on everybody else'

NTA gong perennials, Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield, beat Good Morning Britain to the daytime TV award, their tenth consecutive triumph. I'm not bitter...

LA's a fantastic place to be when the Oscars are on, the whole town buzzing with movie stars and endless glamorous parties

Caroline was a mate of mine. We weren't close friends, but we got on well, frequently met up at showbiz bashes, and exchanged irregular text messages about life and the universe

Huge news: I've won Heat magazine's Secret Crush award for the second year running. Heat revealed I scooped a staggering two-thirds of all votes cast

Back to the Good Morning Britain studios after three weeks in America, to find Susanna Reid in full-blown coronavirus alert mode. She has declared herself strictly non-contact

James Blunt messaged me. He owns a pub in Chelsea and wasn't sure if he should close it after the Prime Minister said he was 'suggesting', not ordering, people to avoid pubs

'Dada, I have terrible news.' Oh God, had Celia gone down with coronavirus?No, it was worse than that. 'They're rationing Scotch eggs,' Elise said

Bob Geldof said he would never be interviewed by me because, as he put it in his typical fruity language: 'You're too f****** good a journalist and will get me to say stuff I don't want to say!'

'How bad is it?' I whispered to Susanna Reid. 'It's not great,' she giggled. 'There are some… blending issues.'

Honor Blackman, my favourite Bond girl as sassy Pussy Galore, died, aged 94, at her home in Lewes, East Sussex, three miles from my village of Newick

President Trump unfollowed me on Twitter overnight, which, given that he follows only 47 accounts, was not an insignificant moment

Cheryl continued to reign supreme on the style front as she stepped out during the 71st Cannes Film Festival on Saturday morning.

The Fight For This Love hitmaker almost bumped into her ex-husband Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini during the 71st annual Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.

The former Girls Aloud singer, 34, caught the eye in a cropped blue shirt while taking in the stunning coastal view from her vantage point on the hotel balcony.

She's just been to the Cannes Film Festival in her role as L'Oreal ambassador - but pop icon Cheryl has been talking about becoming a mother for the first time. 

Liam Payne revealed his 14-month-old son Bear has finally started walking, just a month after he revealed he was 'too massive' to stand. 

The star has faced increasing speculation over the stat of his relationship with Cheryl, but while they are happy he remains adamant that marriage is not in their immediate future.

They kept their holiday a secret, but finally Liam Payne has shared details of his holiday to the Maldives with his partner Cheryl, saying how he enjoyed the peace from their fame.

The pair enjoyed some quality time in the studio as they watched Normani's show-stopping Billboard performance in awe on Wednesday evening.

The 24-year-old - who often gushes about his son in interviews as he jets around the world for his pop career - joins the likes of Prince William, Rio Ferdinand and Simon Thomas on the shortlist.

Celebrity photographer Max Butterworth has released a number of images from his noughties portfolio of the A-list looking worse for wear after partying the night away between 2005-2008.

The former One Direction star, 24, has acknowledged his girlfriend's style efforts as he described his 34-year-old partner as a 'fashion muse' in a recent interview with Swag Hommes.

The Mail on Sunday can reveal that after five series, Cheryl Tweedy won’t be returning to the long-running ITV talent show – because she wants to star in something ‘new and fresh’.

Cher Lloyd has given birth to her first child, revealing she welcomed a baby girl on Friday alongside husband Craig Monk.

Pop star Cheryl Tweedy, 34, says she respects her body a lot more after giving birth to her son, Bear, now one, and reveals how she coped with losing her hair during pregnancy.

Liam, 23, called the Brazilian star, 25, real name Larissa de Macedo Machado, ‘hot’ after recounting a chance meeting with her the MTV MIAW show.

The personality known as Cheryl is in negotiations to join the cast of West End musical Chicago, writes BAZ BAMIGBOYE.

The singers jetted to New York to enjoy a girly weekend in New York with her best friend Nicola Roberts.

And despite rumours the singer, 34, is 'at odds' with her beau, 24, over their family planning, Cheryl is supposedly not looking to expand her brood and eager to get back into her music career.

Cheryl loved nothing more than a kebab or two while penning songs about Liam Payne for her new album, says writer Raye, who told The Sun the singer was nothing like she expected and 'really warm.'

The former One Direction singer, 24, was in great spirits as he continued to traverse the United States, this time landing for a performance in Bala Cynwyd, Pennsylvania for Q102 radio on Monday.

Kimberley Walsh has revealed that her two sons have play-dates with Cheryl's son Bear, as she presented a fashion segment on Lorraine.

Cheryl made the first move on Liam Payne when they reconnected during 2014's season of The X Factor, with her 'tickling' him in order to get her flirt on, according to the Bedroom Floor singer.

The singer, 34, turned heads by going braless in her slinky lime gown, as she arrived at the event with a string of stars - while her 24-year-old beau remained at home,

The singer kicked off her 35th birthday celebrations by reuniting with her band mates Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts, who shared a sweet snap of the pair via Instagram on Friday.

The singer couldn't resist sharing a selfie on her page as she marked turning 35 on Saturday, while her boyfriend Liam Payne, 24, failed to publicly acknowledge the milestone.

According to The Sun , the Familiar hitmaker was scheduled to perform at a radio station in Kansas until it was cancelled at the last minute and he flew back to London to be with his love on her special day.

The singer, 35, was flanked by a bevy of pals, including former Girls Aloud band mates Kimberley Walsh and Nicola Roberts as she shared a number of snaps from her birthday bash.

Their last public appearance together — at the BRIT Awards in February — raised eyebrows when they were seen putting on a public show of unity amid rumours of a split.

The broadcaster, 53, ranted about the showbiz couple - who called it quits after two years of together on Sunday - and criticised celebrity relationships for not being 'honest'.

Cheryl confirmed her split from Liam Payne, One Direction star and the father of her son Bear, on Twitter after months of speculation about the end of the two-and-a-half year relationship.

A source told MailOnline Joan 'indulges Cheryl's behaviour' amid claims it became 'two against one.' They said: ‘Cheryl’s mum is part of the problem. She indulges her behaviour.'

He and Cheryl, who confirmed their relationship in February 2016, announced their breakup on Sunday - 15 months after the birth of their son Bear.

Cheryl’s latest split has once again raised questions about what everyone should actually call the former Girls Aloud member, and whether she should still be referred to by a surname.