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OMG Turkeys 2019: Premium Subscriber Content

Happy Buttsgiving! Regular comics resume tomorrow.




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Vocabulary Lessons




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The Self- Employment Blues




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Daydream Nation

Pintsize kinda startin to look like a Wooper




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Get A Lawyer




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Roasty Toasty

hi Millefeuille




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Disco Elysium




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The Remains Of The Day




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The Cherry On Top

I'll be running some bonus strips funded by my Patreon supporters through New Year's day, then regular comics will resume. Happy holidays!




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Epic Rivalry

A Pokemon sword/shield comic to close out the year. Regular comics resume tomorrow!




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Fully Immersive

Starting out 2020 with some butts




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Always A Bridesmarten




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Security Settings




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Pretty Convenient

I want that




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Gamora Style

Okor Ksilisab




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Clippy 2.0




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Goodbye, Friend

Hssss




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Remember This Guy?

Hi Elliot




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Dairy Queen

Nerds




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Easy Breezy




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Upward Mobility




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Recyclable Drinking Utensils

Beeps!




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Tragedy




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Poofy Boy




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Their Name Is Very Literal




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Home Security




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From Youzo To Mezo

bleah




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Employee Of The Year




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She Got Played

Beeps continues to try




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He's Very Strong

Hercules!




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It Is The Way




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Further Analysis

something something p value




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Multilayered

subtext???




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Dark Shelby

woof




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Shoot Your Shot

You shouldn't ask strangers for their phone number imo! It can make people extremely uncomfortable!




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They Know Each Other Well

hmmm




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How To Party

Party responsibly




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The Only Constant




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A [Middle-] Earth Day Tribute

In celebration of Earth Day, here is a collection of Middle-earth moments in a special BS (Book Spoiler) post in the Main Discussion Board… for a moment of Tolkien-zen. [TIME and BS entries are maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and are in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or […]




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TORn’s Founders Day Party Tree

On April 26, 2009, TheOneRing.net marked its 10th anniversary with a huge celebration. It was quickly agreed that the TORn-born Founders Day holiday would be an annual event.  The Discussion Board members wanted a proper logo to mark each year; so being fans of J.R.R. Tolkien, we decided a Party Tree would be perfect!  Discussion […]




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Today in Middle-earth, April 26

The following event(s) took place in Middle-earth on April 26th: The unexpected party (1341) TheOneRing.net is officially registered (1999) TheOneRing.net celebrates its 10-year Anniversary. TheOneRing.net members unveil the TORn Mathom-house (2010)  TheOneRing.net celebrates its 15-year Anniversary. TheOneRing.net celebrates its 20-year Anniversary. [Join us on the Discussion Boards here!] April 26, 2941 (S.R. 1341) 1. Wednesday. […]




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Welcome to TORn’s Founders Day – 2020!

When TheOneRing.net marked its 10th anniversary in 2009, we celebrated in style. We had such a good time, we decided to celebrate every year on April 26, the date when TORn was established.  Today is our 11th Founders Day Anniversary and our 21st Anniversary (TORniversary). To us, however, this is more than an Anniversary.  Inspired […]




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Today in Middle-earth, May 1

The following event(s) took place in Middle-earth on May 1st: Gandalf and Bilbo reach Rivendell (1342) Sarn Ford where Gandalf and Aragorn met (1418) Crowning of King Elessar (1419) Elrond and Arwen set out from Rivendell (1419) Samwise marries Rose (1420) [Join us on the Discussion Boards here]   May 1, 2942 (S.R. 1342) 1. […]




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Collecting The Precious – Weta Workshop’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Party Board Game

If you loved The Unexpected Party sequence from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey then our friends from Weta Workshop have something for you. You can now buy a board game version of this sequence in the film. The purpose of this game is to be the first person to complete all 15 lines of the […]




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Andy Serkis is Reading The Hobbit LIVE and it is as Precious as You Would Expect!

Ever generous with his time and talent, Andy Serkis is hosting a #hobbithon of sorts and reading the entirety of The Hobbit for 12 hours – right now! In a message to his fans, Andy writes: So many of us are struggling in isolation during the lockdown. While times are tough, I want to take […]




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Biting passengers on flight is no reason for cash compensation delay: EU court adviser

Air travelers cannot receive cash compensation if their flight is delayed by a passenger biting others and assaulting crew members, an adviser at the Court of Justice of the European Union said on Thursday.




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Waiter, there's a fly in my waffle: Belgian researchers try out insect butter

Belgian waffles may be about to become more environmentally friendly.




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Somalis turn to Dr Hyena to fight depression, mental illness

The growls from the caged hyena reverberate through the room as Mohamed Sheikh Yakub slumps silently in a chair nearby, hoping the animal will frighten away the evil spirits he says have troubled him since his divorce.




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Cats, PJs, alien eyes unwelcome as work video calling boom prompts new etiquette

(This March 17 story corrects stock symbol of Zoom to ZM.O, not ZOOM.PK in the last paragraph)




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Who let the dogs out? A few Spaniards defy coronavirus lockdown

Under partial lockdown due to the spiraling coronavirus pandemic, Spaniards are allowed to leave home only for essential outings, walking a dog being one of them.